The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Ari Gold]

Cahill in control like a mofo. "Listen to my instructions and you will be fine."

 

[360NoTrope]

jim sterling has a better wig

 

[mate]

Judge: I'm not looking for your opinion on if Floyd was intoxicated, do you understand?
Witness: Yeah.
Judge: I've limited the lawyers to those topics so you won't incriminate yourself, do you understand?
Witness: Yup.
Judge: You will never be a woman, do you understand?

 

[Some JERK]

Holy shit this chick is an idiot. He told her three times she could stay seated and just listen to his instructions and she'd be fine, and when the baliff said "All rise!" He had to tell her to stay seated again.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Holy shit this chick is an idiot. He told her three times she could stay seated and just listen to his instructions and she'd be fine, and when the baliff said "All rise!" He had to tell her to stay seated again.

She might be under something right now... looks like she's tweakin a bit

 

[murdered meat bag]

whats the angle for her to testify? her testimony is important but why testify for yhe defense?

 

[Probably An Autist]

She might be under something right now... looks like she's tweakin a bit

my theory that the witnesses are the evidence still holds up.

 

[Obscure Creature]

Oh she’s rolling her eyes that’s not very good

edit: why is he having her testify she’s doing so bad lol

 

[Meat Target]

She might be under something right now... looks like she's tweakin a bit

Yes...
...Yes...
...yes...

 

[Pizza Munch]

“Overruled”

 

[MoeChotto]

whats the angle for her to testify? her testimony is important but why testify for yhe defense?

To testify that he was ODing on Fent because he was falling asleep suddenly.

She's lookin' pissed at all the people telling her to stop talking over them, especially the condescending lecture the prosecutor just gave her, and really frustrated that she's not being allowed to elaborate.

EDIT: "Yoo seit esplain so I'm esplainin for you SIR."

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Maybe it's 4D chess to show the type of people Floyd associated with lol.

 

[Probably An Autist]

You think you would get a weave that gives you a better hairline than the combover dude

 

[Banditotron]

Hey I'm busy as hell, is this chick you're talking about the defense's first witness?

 

[Probably An Autist]

Hey I'm busy as hell, is this chick you're talking about the defense's first witness?

Third

 

[Gehenna]

More likely, it's their worst witness and they want them to go first to get them out of the way. There are two schools of thought as to what order you should put your witnesses. It seems both tthe prosecution and the defense are on the side of "Worst one's first, let the good ones stay where they'll stick in the memory".

 

[MoeChotto]

Hey I'm busy as hell, is this chick you're talking about the defense's first witness?

If you're talking about the tweaker on the stand now, she's the third. Nelson is blazing through his witnesses.

EDIT: ninja'd

 

[Banditotron]

Third

Yeesh. Defense has already burned through 3 witnesses today?

 

[But I Digress]

You think you would get a weave that gives you a better hairline than the combover dude

Speaking of hair, no matter the outcome Chauvin needs to go in the bathroom at the end of this thing and shave his head American History X style. He looks ridiculous with the thin fine hair.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>Asian cop still has thick accent
This is gonna be a good one