The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Glowing In The Streets]

21-04-09-21-26-29.mp4

has reddit ever been this utterly BTFO?

muh he died on tha streets

 

[draggs]

Now time for the re-direct

Prosecution try to hold back the sneed with their bare hands

EDIT: THEY GAVE UP THE SNEED FLOWS

"other contributing conditions" AKA REASONABLE DOUBT

BREAK TIME

 

[Ari Gold]

15 minute break.

 

[But I Digress]

This mother fucker takes more breaks than the Teamsters

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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[Youtube Celery]

Muh homocide and muh knee.

 

[pwnest injun]

I don't think

We know. Next step is to not post.

 

[BrokenLightbulbs]

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[ThatOneLurker]

Nelson fucking destroyed Baker. I'm still not sure the jury will be convinced, but holy fuck in any sensible courtroom this would have been it.

 

[Merry]

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I want to winner this so hard

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

So the most important and qualified witness that the prosecution could've brought just fucked them, right?

 

[Ruin]

Cope and Sneeth!

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Another break on account the prosecution got BTFO and needs reparations in the form of hi grade butt cream

 

[draggs]

So the most important and qualified witness that the prosecution could've brought just fucked them, right?

He established a pile of reasonable doubt big as the fuckin pyramids

 

[Probably An Autist]

On the reddit cope, even after several years of watching them I can't comprehend how they're so blind to any interpretation other than their own. Like for the memes I want Chauvin to moonwalk out of court and dab on the darkies, but I also completely see the manslaughter/negligence argument (even if I don't completely agree with it). These guys are hooping straight copium and projecting it onto the jury

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

 

[BrokenLightbulbs]

I want to winner this so hard

It's Vice fans, you know their blood will be sublimating, nevermind boiling.

 

[DumbDude42]

its pretty surreal to witness how fast this thread went from smug mode to cope mode and now into gloat mode, within just a few days
people have way too much emotional investment in this shit

 

[Meat Target]

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On the reddit cope, even after several years of watching them I can't comprehend how they're so blind to any interpretation other than their own. Like for the memes I want Chauvin to moonwalk out of court and dab on the darkies, but I also completely see the manslaughter/negligence argument (even if I don't completely agree with it). These guys are hooping straight copium and projecting it onto the jury

It really is 2 movies, 1 screen.

 

[Meth Head Care Bear]

Intrarectal drug administration when?

I'm ready when you are, bro.