The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Probably An Autist]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NELSON CANNOT BREATHE!

HE'S TRAPPED IN HIS OWN FINISHER! THE FULL NELSON APPLIED TO THE MAN HIMSELF!

 

[Hackallier]

Nelson is going for the neck

 

[Livecorpse]

https://twitter.com/zerosum24/status/1380218393647779840/video/1

BLM just crashed the Iowa State Capitol, doing the whole I can't breathe thing, not actually demonstrating anything of value, just theatrics. Also that one guy making excuses as to why the cops detained a "KID".

What 'racist bills' are they protesting? Is this another voter ID thing?

 

[mate]

'A person like myself who has a few extra inches...' - Eric 'The Admiral' Nelson

 

[Pizza Munch]

Nelson is completely correct that his “measurements” are not measurements at all. Unless he was actually there and was able to measure the actual weight placed on the neck he’s making an assumption whether it’s educated or not.

 

[HerrKlicks]

Nelson bringing his "few extra inches" into play...
...Reddit can't sneed!

 

[Hackallier]

Nelson: Floud had heart disease, 75-90 percent occlusion of ventricular arteries.

Tobin: Yes.

Nelson: Affects blood flow?

Tobin: Not really.

Not a medical expert, but wtf.

 

[Rekkington]

"I'm sorry, I'm taken by your accent."

Nelson: the most based lawyer of all time, or just all of human history?

 

[Top Skink]

>someone like me that has a few extra inches
>i'm taken by your accent

nelson's pretty good at making people comfortable and laughing while he sneaks the dagger up to their back

 

[Ari Gold]

Nelson may or may not be a skilled lawyer. But this cross is so easy.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

RES PIRA TORY

Goddamn potato niggers

 

[All Cops Are Based]

This mick is just being difficult on purpose

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

>someone like me that has a few extra inches
>i'm taken by your accent

nelson's pretty good at making people comfortable and laughing while he sneaks the dagger up to their back

He’s just so gosh darn charming!

 

[Rekkington]

Your honor, permission to treat the expert as an annoying fucking contrarian faggot?

 

[Hackallier]

90% of smokers don't have lung problems

 

[Meat Target]

"Does smoking affect the lungs?"

"In...some...people..."

 

[Obscure Creature]

Nelson seems to be having a lot more difficulty crossing examining the doctor. I don’t know if it’s because the information is convoluted or if the doctor is good at evading

 

[Sugar Puppet]

This doctor just said smoking doesn't affect the lungs of most individuals.

 

[Merry]

This mick is just being difficult on purpose

 

[augment]

LMAO "smoking only affects 10% of people" jesus fucking hell.