Twitch: "Our Plan for Addressing Severe Off-Service Misconduct"

[Merry]

Spy on your neighbours people, its the 50s again.

Remember, no wrong think comrade!

This will be worse because unlike then you have no people sympathetic to the victims in government.

 

[Arkangel]

Not sure why they're paying people when there are plenty of self-righteous busybodies out there who'd gladly do this kind of work for free.

 

[Gorgar]

TL;DR: If you livestream on Twitch, Jeff Bezos is paying a 3rd party private investigation firm to spy on every fucking thing you do. They've also opened a tipline at <osit@twitch.tv> to narc on your favorite Twitch streamers.

Does a slight hatred of any minority of color count as racism? Asking for a real friend.

 

[Canoodler]

I want to be paid to collect info and spy on people, where do I sign up?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

There's not a ton of lolcows here that use twitch as their main platform, the only ones I can think of would be Mike from PA, Hasan Piker and that batshit insane deer tranny who is still on twitch staff.
Not a shock that when you hire jewish trannies who work for the ADL that you end up with this.

 

[Rend Me Asunder]

Well I've just about had it with twitch, fellas--we should open our own streaming platfor-oh yeah it would be shut down within a week. The Internet is such a joke these days

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Disclaimer; I am not a lawyer, just a drunk shitposter.

Genuinely wondering if there's some way I can make it unlawful for Twitch or "third-party investigation firms" in association with Twitch to use the site.

Create a popup on the front page in the style of an EULA that says ”by clicking ’Proceed’ you acknowledge that you are not working for Twitch” or something similar.

 

[Coolio55]

Can't even have a demoparty anymore despite hacking old hardware being top trannybait.
What fucking niggers.

 

[Near]

Welp, time for some schizo to mail that tip line the years' worth of Darksydephil footage off YT. I know fuckall's gonna happen, but it's funny to imagine them getting flooded with classic DSP quotes such as "Leave it to a jew to drop in uninvited!"

 

[Glowie]

TL;DR: If you livestream on Twitch, Jeff Bezos is paying a 3rd party private investigation firm to spy on every fucking thing you do. They've also opened a tipline at <osit@twitch.tv> to narc on your favorite Twitch streamers.

Doesn't Blizzard this? In their ToS if you are a naughty boy on Twitter, YouTube or Faceberg.

"You can't play our games if you hate CCP! Stop being racist, trans rights, BLM, ACAB!"

Frankly I'm suprised Twitch is this late to employ Blizzard tier chink snitches

It's written in Blizzard account code of conduct, I wish I was kidding.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

It's sad to see people who always post about hating capitalism suddenly turn around and say "Uhm sweaty it's a private company they can legally do this " as soon as shit like this gets brought up.

 

[MeltyTW]

so we have contracts mandating long streams, company scrip bits, pinkertons to keep you in line boy! and draconian constant oversight,

 

[thismanlies]

Disclaimer; I am not a lawyer, just a drunk shitposter.

Create a popup on the front page in the style of an EULA that says ”by clicking ’Proceed’ you acknowledge that you are not working for Twitch” or something similar.

It wouldn't stop them. Null can't even keep King of Pol off this site.

 

[BrainProlapse]

 

[Pizdec]

So in other words, if that thing with Vinny or Ross held even a bit more merit, they could have just been banned without any fucks being given, damn.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Interesting.



Jamie, pull up that clip of the thot showing her asshole to the Twitch stream.

 

[BrunoMattei]

So, how the fuck are DSP and Wings of Redemption still on the platform then?

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I expect this to have the same results as Twitch moderation already does, i.e. people who do minor things but don't fill Bezos' pockets as much get axed on first offense for things like forgetting to say some troon's pronouns, but Alinity, DSP, et al still get off the hook even if it's discovered by the spies that they're running child trafficking rings or some shit like that.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

TL;DR: If you livestream on Twitch, Jeff Bezos is paying a 3rd party private investigation firm to spy on every fucking thing you do. They've also opened a tipline at <osit@twitch.tv> to narc on your favorite Twitch streamers.



Genuinely wondering if there's some way I can make it unlawful for Twitch or "third-party investigation firms" in association with Twitch to use the site.

I'm pretty sure following the actions of people off-site is all sorts of fucking illegal. It's none of your fucking business what people do when they're not using your site. This is the sort of thing you expect from China.

 

[LUNEKO]

So can we start narcing on pedos for child grooming?

Who the fuck do you think is running the monitoring group