*snout swipe
-It wasn't Amy's birthday
-It was that other bag of trash who smokes 3 packs of unfiltered cocks a day and fell face first in a puddle of Maybelline matte foundation
-Where she lost a toof
-HAHAHAHA
-So she did a live to celebrate
-By calling everyone cunt bag whores
-Like the aristocracy she is
-LAUNCHED A NEW ITEM!!!!!
-Slammed with orders
-Kids are on "spring break"
-Been "working" since 10:30
-She DOES make bingle bracelets
-Will get into why she has been MIA
-I'm sure it's tragic you guys
-Please hold while she pries the bingle off her tatted ham shank
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-It says 'live the life you love'
-HASN'T TAKEN IT OFF NOT ONCE!!!!
-Did that on purpose
-To see if it would last
*children screeching
-Has not promoted the bingle
-Promoted that off center thing with the skidmark that lights up
-SLAMMED WITH ORDERS!!!!!
-The kids got puppets for their birthdays
-THEY COME ALREADY DISEMBOWELED!!!!
-They are SO into puppets
-Still doing reechains
-CAN DO A WIDE VARIETY OF CRAP AND TRASH!!!!
-Workeeng so hard you guys
-Omar the Impaler watches Jiffy
-Essited
-Here is the bingle she is makeeng
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-Can't watch the news
-MUH ANXIETY!!!!
-Tapes the news
-Fast forwards to the weather
-MUH PANIC ATTACKS!!!!
-Can engrave innytheeng on the bingles
-One is one size
-And the other is another size
-It's thicker
*snout swipe
-AMY ARE THEY STERLING BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE CAN'T WEAR PLATED
-Yeah
-If there is sometheeng on the news she rilly needs to know
-Awlee will draw a picture and put it at the bottom of her trough
-AMY ARE THE BINGLES STERLING SILVER????
-YES, they are sterling silver
-AMY WHERE DO YOU GET THE BRACELETS????
-Amy makes them herself
-She saves all her soda cans then smelts them in her crucible of lies
-AMY THEY HAVE 925 ENGRAVED ON THEM CORRECT????
-Doesn't know
-She can't see crap
-MUH EYES!!!!
-To be "honest"
-Needs a magnify glass
-Can't see the printeeng
-AMY BE SURE THEY ARE STERLING!!!!
-Okay.
-All she knows is what she "read on the description"
-JUST GOING OFF WHAT THE DESCRIPTION SAID!!!!!
-Doesn't know if they're sterling
-Would haft to go back and look
-Can't see innything
-MUH HYPERMETROPIA!!!!
-She can see what she engraved
-CAN YOU SEE INNYTHEENG????
-Can't see innytheeng
-She will look up the description
-PLEASE HOLD
*children screeching
-Detells: blah blah blah METAL IS ALUMINUM PERFECT FOR SOFT STRIKEENG
-Perfect for crafteeng comes with 24 blinks
-AMY LOOK AT YOUR BINGLE IT'S RIGHT ON THERE!!!!!'
-Doesn't theenk they are sterling
-It says aluminum
(aluminium for our UK frens)
-IS ALUMINUM 925??????????
-Hokay so she's assuming...
-HEY LOVE!!!!!!
-So
-Yeah
-AMY A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO ALUMINUM!!!!
-Thought they were sterling
-Will check all of them to make sure
-HOKAY NOW *THESE* ONES DO SAY STERLING!!!
-Specifications: Stainless still
-SO they ARE stainless still
-So that's why she thought they were sterling
-Because they say it right there
-Stainless still
-Didn't know stainless still is supposed to say .925
-INNYWAYS
-Here's another bracelet
-Made of the very same .925 stainless still as the other ones
-It has birthstone jims
-Will be ebble to add an engravement
-Here's a misaligned paper Celtic cross in honor of our lord and saviour's resurrection from the dead
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-He's the way, the truth, and the battery operated fairy light
-LOOK AT IT!!!
-$35 + shippeeng
-LOVES MAKEENG THEM!!!!
-Here's the sloth with the emergency suicide cord
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-Here is a stupid turtle
-It's stupid all the way down
-THEY HANG ON THE WALL!!!!
*children screeching
-She googles things for inspiration
-And steals ideas from etsy and pinterest
-Hasn't updated her site
-VERY BUSY
-Thought Hindu is the same as Arabic hahahah
-SHE CAN LOOK UP INNYTHING!!!!
-Her "art" is called 3 dee mindilla
-THE FRAMES ARE .925 PLASTIC!!!!
-Emell Amy
-HOPES THIS GETS HER BUSINESS BOOMEENG!!!!
-GOT 7 ORDERS IN 3 HOURS!!!!!
-eemee1981ramadan.gmell
-Will make tiktoks
-About how she plucks out holes
*children screeching
-Oooo gurrrl
-Find stuff on etsy for Amy to steal
-Take a pichur and send it to Amy
*snout swipe
-dombee
-HOLD ON DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!!
-Here's Omar Starkweather's puppet
-It has a diaper on
-...it has a pencil shoved up its nose
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-mit hafs too toos
-TEETH, HE HAS *TEETH*
-This is Fat Esraa's puppet
-ree gon't mass rayggs
-he walk aground riss mo rayggs
-LOCK THE DOOR!!!!
-Amy will get to the point where she employs people
-She will expand out of her house
-And get an office
-IT WILL BE AMAZEENG
-One day at a time
-Business is groweeng
-Will be estatick when the business takes off
-It Is What It Is
-THE PICHURS ARE TAKEENG OFF!!!
-Bingles will be good sellers
-Been on the MIA status
-Takeeng a break
-Um
-Figureeng out what's best for *her*
-Started YouTube to share her life
-And empathize with your bitch binch experiences
-YOU WERE NOT ALONE!!!!
-YOUTUBE WAS HER PASSION!!!!
-YT taken such a nasty turn
-GETS SICKNEENG EMELLS!!!!
-LEGIT SICKNEENG!!!!
-Um
-Does not allow you to rent space in her mind
-And crap under the bed
-Taken the fun out of her channel
-Every times she posts
-HER EMELL GETS FLOODED WITH NASTY PEOPLE!!!!
-Doesn't let up
-They emell her about the spontaneous abortion she had
-Ten years ago
-THEY DON'T LET UP!!!!
-Sickneeng
-Celebrated his "brithday" on 3/24
-THEY SAY HER BODY IS A BABY KILLING MURDERER!!!!!
-Sickneeng
-Filters all her commints
*children screeching
-SHE DOES IT TO PROTECT YOU!!!!
-Doesn't dill with commints innymore
-Sorry about your uterus Jessica
*children screeching
-HOLD ON YOU GUYS!!!!
-Innyhoo
-Is numb
-When she was 5 months pergnante she fell/had an STD and a child was spared a lifetime of abuse from a violent dullard
-It was "an accident"
-Some people don't consider a miscarriage a "loss"
-OPINIONS!!!!
-Doesn't hope you haft to go through a miscarriage
-OR
-She hopes you have one, get cancer, die, then rot in hell
-Loseeing a pregnancy is just as hard as losing an actual baby who survived birth
-So anyone who has suffered the death of a child
-Go fuck yourself
-Amy's miscarriage is an equivalent loss
-PEOPLE SIND NASTY CRUEL EMELLS TO HER THAT SHE WILL NEVER SHOW YOU, FOR IT WOULD BREAK YOUR VERY SOUL!!!!!
-And they don't exist
-SO MINNY emells you guys
-They trick Amy into openeeng the emells
-Hold on while she finds the thing that she saw on the Internet
-"mangy, unhinged baby insane women obsessed with the dead fetus they shit out five years ago, expecially in present day when they routinely shove this dumb awkward psychobobical shit onto other people, they mention it and refer to it by a name and pretend it has a personality beyond how much it prenatally yawned, let alone with these effing reborn dolls which Amy is a cunt hair and new line of credit from owning. Women like this are scary and incapable of calmeeng their tits about it in society and they absolutely terrify me. Amy, the cheating Mexican birth cannon makes me want to stab her through the Innernet every time she mentions that dead fetus by name, and drones on while in the other room she has live, unwashed dool something children blah blah vermin nest hair ridicul suicide, she's not protecting the miserable skunk living under the couch while the kid is trying to stick push pins in his eyes. Eff you Amy your biological kid excaped you and it should have been all three...
*children pounding
-HOLD ON, MOMMY IS READING A POST FROM THE FARMS AND LYING ABOUT IT BEENING AN EMELL!!!!
-THANKS FOR READING THE FARMS, AMY, NEXT TIME CREDIT THE MAGNIFICENT NURSE RATCHET'S FIRE FOR MAKING YOU POP LIKE A TICK
-[...] "Eff you Amy, your biological body count should have been all three they should have sold him in the village river whatever"
-THIS IS JUST ONE EMELL!!!!
-THIS IS JUST ME LYING ABOUT SOMETHING I READ ON THE FARMS AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN EMELL
-Receives them on the daily
-Can't dill with it
-YouTube has not been fun
-Because she can't stop reading the farms then lying about it
-YOUTUBE WAS HER PASSION!!!
-Doesn't enjoy it
-TO HAFT TO MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT EMELLS IS SICKNEENG!!!!!
-AMY SAY WHO SENT IT NAME AND SHAME THEM SO I CAN ATTACK!!!!!
-YOU WILL NOT RUN AMY OFF!!!!
-Not goeeng nowhere
-Name is moonchild
-I don't know a moonchild
-They don't use their rill names
-ON KIWI FARMS
-Muh mintil health
-HOLD ON YOU GUYS!!!!
-THEY WANT ME TO TAKE MY CHANNEL DOWN!!!!
--Au contraire
-THEY WILL NOT WIN!!!!
-China bought Amy brand new pots and pans
-Will do cooking videos
-THEY ATTACK HER ON HER TIKTOK!!!!
-Doesn't affect her
-The Farms post I MEAN EMELL affected her
-Had a mintal breakdown over her ten year old spontaneous abortion the other day
-So she went to therapy
-Which she forgot she "graduated out of" recently
-WANTS HER CHANNEL TO BE FUN!!!!
-And not what it is now
-Just graduated out of therapy
-WE decided she needed to gtfo
-USED to play "poor me"
-But a different poor me than what you just witnessed
-Apparently
-AMY'S FILLINGS COME FIRST!!!!
-Refused to see someone on their death bed
-AMY HAS BOUNDARIES!!!!
-Is going to make hambugger meat speggttiee tonight
-IS IMPLEMENTING HEALTHY FOOD!!!
-No weight goals
-A set up for fellure
-Eats what she wants
-IN MODERATION
-Bingles
-Engraveeng bingles
-Pichurs
-THEY'RE 3 DEE!!!
-Will make a pinguin
-Theraputic
-Going to go start dinner now
*children screeching
-Not doing keto
-Per se
-Dirty keto
-BYE
