Imagine being an urbanite in 2021
>Be modern urban wagie
>Alarm goes off @ 06:00
>Roll over on wrong side of bed and hit face on the wall
>Finally get out of bed and go to take morning shit
>*City mandated green toilet stops up* gotta call the superintendent later
>pick up morning paper
>headline reads "if you're white here are 10 reasons you should kill yourself"
>Get dressed and walk outside
>Have to go back and change shoes due to hobo shit
>Barely make it to the bus stop
>Have to sit between Saquesia and some dude you think might have overdosed last night (or a week ago)
>Strech legs out a bit
>Fish lipped feminist starts freaking out about manspreading
>Want to say something, but don't want to get canceled and lose your job
>Sit there with nuts cramped between your legs for the rest of the ride
>Try to rush into the McDonalds to get breakfast
>It's closed because a hobo brought in a rotting but still bleeding dead Racoon
>Go to taco truck near the office (these are worth destroying the white race according to the news, so it must be good!)
>WTF_did_I_just_eat.jpg
>Finally get into my wagecage™
>Desperately trying not to shart (fucking taco truck)
>Finally get 15 minute break
>Rush to bathroom
>Troon comes out of stall. bloody dilator in hand
>Fuck this shit going to hold it in
>Work ends, and manager unlocks my cage for the day
>Gotta rush to get home before dark
>The real crazies come out at night
>Dude from earlier still laying in the bus seat
>Get into apartment elevator with a bearded troon
>Awkward conversation with "Asley" AKA Bob as I'm about to shit all over myself
>Rush to toilet and take a massive shit
>*flush* fuck, forgot it was stopped up now there's poo water on the floor
>Finish mopping up and take a shower
>Start hearing the ever-growing sounds of ogga boogaing, and people yelling "fuck you" in soy speak coming from outside
>Finally get to sleep
>Wake up at 02:00 to the sounds of Jamal getting run over by the cops
>02:35 to the CS gas leaking in
>04:30 to the sound of someone who dindu nothin getting shot by the cops
>Alarm_goes_off.jpg
>Fuck this shit I'm done
>Open window and try to jump out
>Fall broken by "Asley" AKA Bob who jumped earlier