DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sugar Puppet]

Phil claims the only reason Kiwifarms obsesses over Derich is because he's a 'fan who shows up and asks pertinent questions during the stream' totally not because he's an autistic coomer sex pest on twitter.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I was reviewing some old WWE SuperCard drama and found this Tweet from 6.5 years ago (November 2014)

He literally says the same shit today. Never (and I mean NEVER) change Phil.

 

[PieceofShet]

If the bankruptcy proves he is "innocent", as he claims... im sure he can just break down a months worth of business expenses. Just take a generic month and tell us nudniks what do you spend 5k on it. (Im not even gonna ask about that time when it was 9k.Ö

 

[actually]

Im not even gonna ask about that time when it was 9k

Fuck that. Explain the $9k month. He bought 4 games and no equipment. I tried to figure out a way he could have legit gotten to that number, and I could only muster like $2-3k in the most generous scenario.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Phil claims the only reason Kiwifarms obsesses over Derich is because he's a 'fan who shows up and asks pertinent questions during the stream' totally not because he's an autistic coomer sex pest on twitter.

I wish DSP would strike the words 'robust' and 'pertinent' from his diction entirely since he doesn't know what either of those words mean and he overuses them like crazy.

Im not even gonna ask about that time when it was 9k.

I REALLY want to see the insane Hollywood Accounting that says he lost money in Aug 2019 when he made $2k in a single day.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil stopped the stream and stared at the camera for a full minute after telling everyone that evilibrium was anonymously gifted a sub and repeatedly called him ungrateful.

Kind of like tipping $10 and then having the person say thanks because it's been a slow night and they really need to hit the tips goal that night but it looks like it isn't going to happen and they're really stressed.
Not that Phil has ever done that. Just a hypothetical.

 

[PieceofShet]

He said this is the last hurrah for Yakuza7, but lets see what the youtube audiance says.

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[tzgnilki]

It would show "deleted user#0000", as far as I know.

edit: got told to delete this

 

[CoomerCouch]

*snip*

Edit: Deleting to prevent spoiling the potential great surprise for Phil

 

[Planettenon]

Anony is on screen now @DDM

 

[tzgnilki]

I just tested it, it is USER specific. All we need is for @itsthatanonmouse and screenshot ONE Discord ID from Phil's deleted username on Discord, and it's game over. That's 100% confirmation right there for the IDs matching up. If he needs to be talked through how to get the 16 digit ID, I'm sure one of us will be happy to help him.

I think LSB already did this

 

[BT9494]

He said it's not him. Lock the Champions thread.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Someone cheered Phil and said he might enjoy "Stalker" "I've never heard of it". Didn't Phil have a very large movie collection? I'm surprised he wouldn't be aware of a movie like that considering he calls himself a "movie buff". At the least I thought he might get some stuff from Criterion or something.

 

[actually]

I think LSB already did this

@LyteSydeByll can confirm or deny, I guess.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Uh oh, he's talking about george floyd, this could actually get him canceled.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Someone cheered Phil and said he might enjoy "Stalker" "I've never heard of it". Didn't Phil have a very large movie collection? I'm surprised he wouldn't be aware of a movie like that considering he calls himself a "movie buff". At the least I thought he might get some stuff from Criterion or something.

He also has claimed to like old SNL and loved 80's comedies, asked what his favorite SNL movie was, Waynes World. It was the first biggest SNL movie and the best one. Meanwhile, Blues Brothers...

This guy is the Stupid Nerd Gurl meme in the flesh about everything he talks about.

 

[CoomerCouch]

Imagine saying you like movies and have a smooth-brain take like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a bad movie"

Holy fuck Phil. Really? I don't even like Jim Carrey like that but Eternal Sunshine is a brilliant film. Sorry you were too stupid to follow it.

 

[Iron Father]

Imagine saying you like movies and have a smooth-brain take like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a bad movie"

Holy fuck Phil. Really? I don't even like Jim Carrey like that but Eternal Sunshine is a brilliant film. Sorry you were too stupid to follow it.

He unironically judges whether a movie is bad or not based on how much money it made in the cinema. I specifically remember him shitting on Waterworld because it financially flopped.

I don't even know what kind of dispassionate fucking faggot you'd have to be to hate a movie because it didn't make enough money.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Lmao apparently his schools didn't allow him to take any electives. He was FORCED to take the higher level classes.

Edit: "You guys know we could do a discussion stream where I don't even play a game, once a week"
There it is. He's trying to transition away from games.

Edit 2: "The game says I've only played this for 90 hours, that's wrong I've definitely played it for over 100 hours."
Apparently games lie about the playtime now.

 

[Salubrious]

Fuck that. Explain the $9k month. He bought 4 games and no equipment. I tried to figure out a way he could have legit gotten to that number, and I could only muster like $2-3k in the most generous scenario.

I'm legit trying to think if DSP has spent $5K in expenses in 5 years combined.

I guess presuming $120 in games per month, that would be $7.2K.

The guy is so cheap that he won't even buy a new laptop to stream on. When his Windows 8 machine finally gives out, he'll probably buy another used machine.