Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
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- 30 Sie 2019
You know that episode of Futurama where Bender pretended he was a woman in order to compete in the Female Robot Olympics and crush the competition? Essentially that, but now everyone knows they're a guy, and if you point out that FACT, you are bigoted and transphobic.
That's just one example, though.
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- 18 Sty 2017
Jesus Christ, he's fucking scum. How people believed he was a decent human being before the election is a fucking retard.
"Trump's gone! Where's the stuff you promised us?"
"What stuff?"
"The stimulus checks, the jobs and the student loans?"
"I didn't promise you any of that."
"Excuse me?"
"Nah, I didn't."
"You totally did!"
"Did I now?"
*bombs the fuck out of Syria, occupies capital, increases lockdowns*
"N-n-no....vote blue, BLM...."
"DATS RIGHT"
It is. A white supremacist frames Islamists and blows up the Capital. It was kind of shitty in that it wasn't this super massive conspiracy or some shit. And literally every fucking character on the show betrays Keifer Southerland. Like maybe with the exception of one or two.
Then they yell at him as to why he can't trust people. Nigger, like he got betrayed 45 times by his closest allies and uncovered a conspiracy in the government where US politicians conspired to blow up the government. I would have went full fucking Nixon and had a body cam and mic in every fucking room in the white house. I would bug the fucking bathrooms.
I just find it funny and I always felt so bad for Keifer Southerland. "Ok, I'll trust you." *gets stabbed in the back three episodes later* "Why did you make me do this." *punishes traitor* Other character: "WHY CAN'T YOU TRUST PEOPLE MORE, THIS IS WHY THEY BETRAY YOU."
People just yell at him because he's so guarded but we've been watching him get backstabbed, which is nearly every major plotline. Its kind of funny at how shittily the show treats the main character. And he's not a bad guy either, its not his fault. Its also kind of hilarious too, because he's just hesitant at first then always trusts the person that fucks him over. The writers just love constantly fucking him.
I can't read your drunk vodka moon runes.
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- 16 Gru 2019
The year is 2022, the sixth month of Operation Deescalation in Syria.
A resilient Syrian military now backed by Russian and Chinese forces, fresh from ransacking Taiwan and cutting off an American trade partner, force a ground war of attrition.
Jaded and tired men, now accompanied by shellshocked women, return from the front lines in the back of their transports that have 24/7 displays of Ellen dancing with President Harris and Vice President Liz Cheney as they all wear three masks. Pale, balding bearded men scream like teenage girls in the audience as they wait for the next Marvel movie trailer to drop during the show.
The sight is too depressing for some women and they look outside as they pass the tranny camp of worry free soldiers who sunbathe and dilate to their hearts content.
One tranny doesn't appreciate the look one woman gives Xer, she snaps her fingers and screams the woman is a domestic terrorist. FBI agents appears from the HRT orgy tent to pull the woman off the transport for rendition in Canada. Before a black hood is placed over her head, the agents whisper in repeated unison "no mean tweets."
These soldiers still haven't received their $2,000 checks. It was ruled unconstitutional by the 13 seat Supreme Court.
A resilient Syrian military now backed by Russian and Chinese forces, fresh from ransacking Taiwan and cutting off an American trade partner, force a ground war of attrition.
Jaded and tired men, now accompanied by shellshocked women, return from the front lines in the back of their transports that have 24/7 displays of Ellen dancing with President Harris and Vice President Liz Cheney as they all wear three masks. Pale, balding bearded men scream like teenage girls in the audience as they wait for the next Marvel movie trailer to drop during the show.
The sight is too depressing for some women and they look outside as they pass the tranny camp of worry free soldiers who sunbathe and dilate to their hearts content.
One tranny doesn't appreciate the look one woman gives Xer, she snaps her fingers and screams the woman is a domestic terrorist. FBI agents appears from the HRT orgy tent to pull the woman off the transport for rendition in Canada. Before a black hood is placed over her head, the agents whisper in repeated unison "no mean tweets."
These soldiers still haven't received their $2,000 checks. It was ruled unconstitutional by the 13 seat Supreme Court.
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"Assad must... uh-uh ummm........"
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- 17 Gru 2019
I think about this a lot, I wonder how far Biden can go until he becomes the next Hitler in their eyes. With all the shit we know about him now, he'd prolly have to rape the burning corpses of Syrian children for them to switch to Team Trump.
I really don't get why the Dems went all in on Biden, if I were American there were other options that I would have preferred to him really. Feels like they used the fear of Trump being reelected to install a puppet and now that he's in he can do whatever the fuck they want.
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- 22 Lut 2017
They changed how they count stuff between April and May, which accounts for the majority of the spike. They've still shoveled out trillions in new money in the past year tho..
The real fucker is going to be prisons.
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- 30 Sty 2021
There's a reason not even the third worlders we shoot at recruit their women to fight with them. They'd be a massive fuckin' distraction. The male instinct is to protect their women, at any cost to themselves. Imagine trying to line up a shot on some brown dude while half your squad is screaming in terror?
Women are a liability in civilian life; I can only imagine them on the battlefield. In related news, I expect many more grenade-related accidents, after it turns out that girls do--in fact--throw like girls.
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- 24 Paź 2020
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- 3 Lis 2018
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- 1 Wrz 2019
beat the polygraph test and you'll be fine. tgeyre sentencing that green beret officer tommorrow. znd that guys been giving secrets since 85.
all im saying, if america's conservative christian denoms werent prostrating before the socjus crowd, we wouldnt have people looking to Moscow for authentic historical christianity.
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- 28 Cze 2019
Uncle Joey
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- 23 Lut 2020
I have never been more proud to be a cat person.
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- 28 Mar 2020
The Oval Pawffice has filed litigation now to get their Twitter account back. It’s super autistic.
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They keep up the dog language in the actual legal file.
Why? Why is this a thing?
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- 16 Gru 2019
wow , a new puppet master has appeared behind the scenes for control of JoePedo. Why does Joe Biden hate women?
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- 27 Mar 2019
Did you not notice that this report is from '19? Or is the Timcast from recently and the ACLU is just being idiotic?
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- 28 Cze 2019
Never. He's out of office, his Twitter is gone, and the only time they want to think of him again is when they're dancing on his grave.
You answered your own question: remove the orange man, no matter what.
How long before we hear about something in prisons?
Isn't the thing about militaries that in basic training/boot camp, they train everyone to be hardcore killing machines with the only objective to kill those deemed enemies of the state with extreme prejudice, regardless of what's between their legs?
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