❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[MediocreMilt]

relatively any ok lolcows

I have no idea what this means unless it's an incredibly low bar like "doesn't fuck animals"

 

[AlisterMycroft]

If Vaush is rejecting here that is fucking terrible. She should consider just getting with a regular dude if she desperately wants a man. I'm sure she could get one considering she is still attractive. Hell, I'd fuck her if I had the chance.

I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this but,hell I'd date her. Sure she's a vapid air head that can't form her own opinion and needs attention 24/7,but she'd make a good housewife.

 

[Local Fed]

but she'd make a good housewife.

She can't even put in the effort to clean her room to take nudes. What makes you think she'd be a good housewife?

 

[MediocreMilt]

She can't even put in the effort to clean her room to take nudes. What makes you think she'd be a good housewife?

tbf, she didn't put in the effort to clean Greg's room before she took nudes, but yea, I feel ya.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

but she'd make a good housewife

Nah man, she's terrible wife material. She's not a vapid airhead; she has a pathologic need for attention. She's not going to knuckle under and do laundry and cook and pick up messes and all the little chores that keep a house together. Why? Because it doesn't give her that hit of dopamine that raw e-attention does.

 

[AlisterMycroft]

She can't even put in the effort to clean her room to take nudes. What makes you think she'd be a good housewife?

Any woman can become a good housewife so long as she has confidence in herself. Her room may be a dump now,but you get her a man that can tard wrangle her,and she'll clean that room up.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Any woman can become a good housewife so long as she has confidence in herself. Her room may be a dump now,but you get her a man that can tard wrangle her,and she'll clean that room up.

Or she'll ruin a competent man.

Which is why competent men avoid this mess, despite whatever thirst.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this but,hell I'd date her. Sure she's a vapid air head that can't form her own opinion and needs attention 24/7,but she'd make a good housewife.

Ngl. I'd also date tbh.

 

[Chocola]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

 

[MediocreMilt]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

I'd neither fuck nor marry her, but I do advocate for a society where we all keep her on a leash.

 

[Mage]

Shoe isn't sexable.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

May be degenerate but it's better than the moral puritans that get outed for touching kids or something.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Look I don't want to be that retard but this is a shared Thread and the OP is just a single video with a Shoe Nude. I also don't want to read 500 pages.

What the fuck happened to Armoured skeptic? he is uploading paranormal stuff now? twitter account suspended? declining viewership? I didn't even know he broke up with Shoe, does anyone know why? any accepted theories or guesses? I though they were married or something cause of pic related.

Shoe is doing so much better in the internet famous department than Gregory, More Viewers, Suscribers, Patreons, not even in his own kiwifarms thread he is mentioned.

Yes, Shoe is most certainly doing better on the "e-fame" shit. She has stayed the course with political videos, and that genre is definitely a hot topic these days. Greg made a conscious effort to move entirely away from politics, probably knowing that he'd lose subs and views. Career-wise, I'd agree that wasn't the smartest move.

However, considering that Greg is now with a hotter chick, has lost 50 pounds, has appeared to cut the shit out on flirting with other women publicly online, and is only making videos about his interests and hobbies instead of political sperging, I'd say that Greg is the one who is more successful at getting his personal life together.

 

[DiceLord]

May be degenerate but it's better than the moral puritans that get outed for touching kids or something.

That's an incredibly low bar, there.

 

[madethistocomment]

I think the greatest plot twist in this whole disaster of a story arc for Shoe is Gay Swiss Dude coming onto the farms and actually being pretty chill and Kiwi-like and amused at the whole thing. (Welcome to the Farms, by the way! Enjoy your stay!) Infinitely more amusing than the usual of Shoe simping over a shlubby pedo, parroting awful take #34,825, or very badly attempting to play both sides of the field on whatever issue is the hot button topic of the day.

 

[Ita Mori]

Lookit all these kiwis giving Swiss guy a warm welcome.
And they say KF is intolerant.

Thanks for this wholesome moment, June's catfish.

She should consider just getting with a regular dude if she desperately wants a man.

She tried that already and they keep running away from her guido ass.
Why do you think she got so online to begin with?
It was all downhill after she started coal burning.

Not thirstposting but every woman commenting on her body are like Connie in that episode of King of the Hill where she feels breast envy.

Maybe if they were natural...

 

[AlisterMycroft]

I can't with you all simping from "I'd fuck her" to "I'd marry her"
SHE EATS HER OWN HAIR AND IS A SEX DEGENERATE

Ok,the eating hair thing can probably be toned down with some daddy dom tard wrangling. As for the "sex degeneracy" aint nothing wrong with having wrong with living with a nymphomaniac.

 

[jleonardf]

I think the greatest plot twist in this whole disaster of a story arc for Shoe is Gay Swiss Dude coming onto the farms and actually being pretty chill and Kiwi-like and amused at the whole thing. (Welcome to the Farms, by the way! Enjoy your stay!)

That is because poor, gay Swiss guy is a national treasure of Switzerland.

Swiss gay bro is cool. Hilarious that he discover us over this.

Came for the nudes
Stayed because a hot Swiss gay guy signed up to prove that his photos were used for catfishing.

Fucking legendary

Thank you guys for the warm welcome.

Out of curiosity - has she made any comments about this? I DMd her on Instagram but no response.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Thank you guys for the warm welcome.

Out of curiosity - has she made any comments about this? I DMd her on Instagram but no response.

She just said that she barely knew the guy and he just randomly started spreading the word they were dating. However evidence points to them being closer than what she claimed. Seems like she is trying to downplay it to hide the shame. As for the nudes, there is no actual proof that they were pictures she sent to the catfish and were leaked by him, but she seems to be handling those getting leaked alright. Said she expected it to happen eventually and said she wished she took better pictures.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Why she attracts so many simps I don't understand, you can go on any porn site and find people objectively much more attractive than she is.

But that's just porn to wank of to, but when all her thirsty perma virgins load money into her Patreon/superberries/whatever they can self deceit them as "But muh, yaaaassss queen gives a shit about me."
That's why they don't just wank to some porn chick it's all about self-deceit and not just about a good proper wank. These morons are not just thirsty for her bobs and vagene, they are also thirsty for social interaction, even if it is only happening in their minds.

And in the end nothing of value was lost. Rather tame n00dz, cute butt, 7/10 would smash. But back to the point.

Shoe's past her prime in terms of relevance. The only interesting thing was a couple years ago when she and Greg were set to speak at some convention and somebody called in a bomb threat. Besides if it wasn't for Greg would anybody really know who this woman was?

Did she even ever had a prime in terms of relevance? Serious question. IMHO, she has brought nothing interesting to the table in terms of content except the usual milk-toast political takes of a wannabe intellectual. IMHO, her content never went above a certain degree of stale boring run of the mill breadtube shit.

Good cuz her content fucking sucks and I only have tight leashes. DM me bitch, I won't pussy out like Greg. I'll treat you like the whore you are and put a baby in you no problem!

Jesus Herbert Christ, have some self-respect, man!

Boobs for Bernie would have gotten him a lot more votes

Not if the boob pics would have come from the thots who come to my mind right now.

Who even is June's audience at this point?

Thirsty liberal arts college dudes aka the eternal virgin again aka those not rich enough to dump paycheck after paycheck into Pokimane's bank account, I would assume.

Venti or Shoe, who smells worse?

Sewers usually all smell the same.