/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[haurchefant]

Holy shit, there is no way that's legal.

They had to be screwing around either on the desk or on the clearing. Nobody carries an "unreasonable risk" of a guy sitting there holding stock, even if he bought it on margin. And notice how they helpfully sold it at the absolute bottom of the dip today.

so uh theoretically what does it take for them to be held accountable for this? I know its not going to happen but you know

 

[Overly Serious]

Imagine the wage slaves at Gamestop that turned down stock options because they couldn't afford weekly contributions because their salary was so low. Feels bad.

Is that a real thing? I didn't figure stock options were a common thing for the shop floor type roles. Heart goes out to them if it is, though.

 

[Cabelaz]

lol

 

[muh_moobs]

Can anyone educated about the subject tell me would it be possible for the government to print money to bail out funds, corporations and banks if the situation happened on a much larger scale?

They can, and they have.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

FUCKING WITH OUR MONEY MEANS WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.

WALL STREET IS GONNA PAY.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Is that a real thing? I didn't figure stock options were a common thing for the shop floor type roles. Heart goes out to them if it is, though.

I believe Assistant Manager and Store Manager get them as well as everyone in "corporate" roles like district and regional managers.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Her based status lasted 2 minutes

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Fuck you bitch

You called AOC based?
Are you thinking with your dick or are you seriously retarded? It's like calling George Bush a hero.

 

[ChiChiBoom]

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lol

>Soybean Meal
It is Reddit afterall.

 

[Reactor]

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lol

This completes the image. Reddit man.

EDIT:
Ninja'd

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Wall Street Boomers: Lol, poor people should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and invest.

Poor people: (invest their money)

Wall Street Boomers: ReeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEeeeEEee

 

[Quixotic Man]

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lol

Seeing descriptions of something mildly technological written by boomers for boomers is always hilarious.

 

[Gangster Talk]

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lol

I'm so glad r/WSB caught the heat of this. I think I would kms if cable news was trying to explain /biz/

Tho if I hear one more boomer on TV say "chat rooms" or "chat boards" I might just kms anyway

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

AOC is an opportunist cockroach. She is a fucking devil incarnate. She will sell you a "message" and turn back on you the moment she gets that dong on her laps.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Isn't that the goal? For the ultimate laugh?

Sometimes you just have to sit back and wonder how we got to this point.

 

[Terrifik]

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Your not suppose to say Voltomorts name @Null

 

[Overly Serious]

so uh theoretically what does it take for them to be held accountable for this? I know its not going to happen but you know

Public pressure. Lots of it. And get out there ahead of their attempts to create a narrative about evil hackers or White Supremacists or whatever.

Basically, share this video as far and wide as you can and try to get other people doing it to. Explain to everyone what is actually happening.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Selling is for pussies and jews, real men hold

 

[furūtsu]

oy_vey.mp4

Time for your daily blackpill.

The book he's talking about is actually HORRIFYING.

have a link or archive to the full video? I wanna swallow that atomic blackpill.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Is that a real thing? I didn't figure stock options were a common thing for the shop floor type roles. Heart goes out to them if it is, though.

It is. Not sure how common it is but iirc Publix, a supermarket chain, gives its employees stock in the company. Not sure how much though.

 

[Blackhole]

Was Robinhood the only broker that restricted buying but allowed you to sell?

No,multiple brokers restricted buying and allowed selling.