/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[None Drunk Username]

I thought you guys were just joking about ways to spin this as people being bad but nope it's happening.

EDIT: Rate me dumb it's fake. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...ey_are_panicking_the_entire_system_vs_us_buy/

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

We can add more shit to this turd sandwich.
What laws can average voters can pressure their local officials into doing that fuck shit up more?

Its gotta be baited where it looks good for them but really Isnt.

Stop the hack, ban shorts?

What would really put a wrench in the works?

Do You Understand the Voting Rights of Common Stock Shareholders?

Understand the voting rights of common stock shareholders, along with the importance of shareholders exercising their rights to vote.

www.investopedia.com

Appointing competent people to run these companies?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I thought you guys were just joking about ways to spin this as people being bad but nope it's happening. Wyświetl załącznik 1877111

Is there a link to this Vice article? I keep seeing the picture but I can't find it on their site. Pretty sure it's fake.

 

[Titos]

I thought you guys were just joking about ways to spin this as people being bad but nope it's happening. Wyświetl załącznik 1877111

Wait a minute, how is it white supremacy to fuck over hedge fund managers? *looks up the names of the managers of the hedge funds*. Wait a minute?

 

[wry wrangler]

The more I learn about this wallstreetbets/gamestop thing, the harder my erection gets.

 

[Kane Lives]

Wait a minute, how is it white supremacy to fuck over hedge fund managers? *looks up the names of the managers of the hedge funds*. Wait a minute?

It's hu-white supremacy to notice, goy.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

In that the trench was filled with filth and blood?

And dead rats.

 

[m4sk]

I thought you guys were just joking about ways to spin this as people being bad but nope it's happening. Wyświetl załącznik 1877111

These people think that because their sleeper account got accepted into a Nazi shitpost telegram they are on the inside of an operation and are doing REAL journalism work. Every internet space is talking about gamestop trading. These "reporters" are embarrassing.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Wyświetl załącznik 1876708 "I am manipulating the economy to crash the stock market, so I can end the manipulation of the economy that leads to the stock market crash."

Nigga did you use my avatar?
I'm suing.

 

[L50LasPak]

A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me now
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me, lads

Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me now
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me, baby

I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship, we headed for the skies!
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me lads
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away, come sail away

 

[karz]

Robinhood trading app really living up to it's name.
What would be amazing is if this continued for a few weeks, where people just pump their money knowing they're not going to get anything back just to screw the hedge fund execs out of their short money.
Hedge fund execs throwing themselves off of buildings when?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

The "Greatest" Generation screwed over the Boomers.
The Boomers screwed over the Millennials.
Will the Millennials screw over their kids too or will the cycle finally stop?

...and the X'ers screwed themselves

 

[Bongocat]

I thought you guys were just joking about ways to spin this as people being bad but nope it's happening. Wyświetl załącznik 1877111

EDIT: Rate me dumb it's fake. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...ey_are_panicking_the_entire_system_vs_us_buy/

I have a very difficult time believing that's fake

It's too Vice.

 

[Jon Conroy]

I legitimately chuckled at this.

Wyświetl załącznik 1875512

His outfit says he's a fag, his censorship mentality says he's a fag, but fox News doesn't platform the 41%.

On the one hand fuck Wall Street.

On the other hand fuck GameStop.

Skiing it is

 

[make_it_so]

On a few normiecon sites (okay, really only Instapundit), I'm seeing some comments repeating the narrative that this is manipulation and that squeezing this overexposed hedge fund is gonna hurt the little guy and their investments, while simultaneously saying that the hedge funds that short stock and try to drive the value of other peoples' stocks to ruin in order to make a quick buck dindu nuthin wrong. God, I really hate Randians.

Fortunately, most other people are cheering this on.

 

[Autopsy]

I'm just waiting for the inevitable battered-wife-syndrome faggots to come rushing in and crying about this like they did about Capitol Hill:
"NOOO Now the government will institute [bad thing] because of what they did! Things wouldn't have gotten so bad if we never did anything and kept in our wagey cage eating our bug-mead oats! It's all your/our fault!!"

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

These gormless yet determined John Does will change the world, somehow (who even knows what the end turnout will be, other than a lot of new millionaires no matter what). The world will change whether anyone likes it or not. In some ways, the world is already changed by their mere existence, spitting in the face of an insider's market. That's called power.

The attentionwhore mooks with patreons that charged Capital Hill changed the world for the worse because someone else (the protestors' supposed opponents) wanted it to change. Along the way, some bitch got ahold of Pelosi's laptop and tried to sell it to China instead of just uploading the contents to the internet, and the only notable casualties are a cop (RIP), that one lady who got shot, and some deathfats who had heart attacks from "protesting" too hard. That's called embarrassing.

IT MIGHT SAVE YOUR LULZ​

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

On a few normiecon sites (okay, really only Instapundit), I'm seeing some comments repeating the narrative that this is manipulation and that squeezing this overexposed hedge fund is gonna hurt the little guy and their investments, while simultaneously saying that the hedge funds that short stock and try to drive the value of other peoples' stocks to ruin in order to make a quick buck dindu nuthin wrong. God, I really hate Randians.

Fortunately, most other people are cheering this on.

I see enough normies and Zoomers saying this is good. The smears aren't working cause it's a fucking GameStop stock.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

This is how we beat the elites

 

[make_it_so]

I see enough normies and Zoomers saying this is good. The smears aren't working cause it's a fucking GameStop stock.

That and no one fucking likes hedge funds.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Short sellers and hedge funds get what they deserve