/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Purple Pepsi]

Best headline so far related to this shit

 

[Shroom King]

From the sticky of the Happenings category:

3. For it to be a happening, there must be a serious, inevitable, or already-come-to-pass risk of death.

Since this is in the Happenings category, are we going to see hedge fund managers jumping off buildings? I want to see hedge fund managers jumping off buildings, and landing on stock brokers.

 

[proteus4994]

Anyone who doesn’t find this absolutely glorious is a loser.

 

[Null]

From the sticky of the Happenings category:



Since this is in the Happenings category, are we going to see hedge fund managers jumping off buildings? I want to see hedge fund managers jumping off buildings, and landing on stock brokers.

We should kill you for being a rule lawyer

 

[Reactor]

What happens on Reddit is a sub gets to maximum autism levels and then it eventually gets nuked. When the Reddit Autists lose their favorite sub to a nuke they take refuge in other sites like parts of YouTube, 4chan, Discord or even here on the farms and they slowly make the sites they migrate to more autistic as they continue to live with a grudge towards Reddit.

Meanwhile you still have thousands of Niche subreddits incubating high levels of extra chromosomes.

Or they could very well end up with their own website like what /r/TheDonald did with thedonald.win, where the autism goes unchecked and becomes its own special feast of spergdom.

 

[Evilronald]

The 2021 version of this video is going to be one for the ages!

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

>AMC already at 19

Wow I'm literally a 200IQ genius investor guy, I'm like the wolf of wall street over here.

I can't stop laughing.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Pack it in guys. The krassenstein has spoken.

 

[Desktop User2]

Well, Roubini predicts a crash every year, but he damn sure didn´t predict the great Reddit bubble.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

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Pack it in guys. The krassenstein has spoken.

All profits made from GameStop must be sent to your local synagogue. You must repent for being a very disgusting antisemite.

 

[world of shit]

Robinhood won't open, and cash app can't even download.
Jews are blocking hard.

Use the webapp, it still functions for the moment.


They are blocking large money transfers though, I tried to move 8k and it gave me a notice that 'due to high volume this may take 24-48 hours'

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Lol just the rumor they might do this with AMC shot the price up.

 

[Evilronald]

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Pack it in guys. The krassenstein has spoken.

Oy Vey, shut it down! Krassensteins know all about illegal financial schemes

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Godspeed to these autists, hacking capitalism one failing business at a time.

 

[LurkTrawl]

This exposes how rigged everything is. The media can do whatever the fuck they want whether it be lie about a company to reduce their stock price, lie about a candidate to get rid of ones they don’t like, or lie about a regime to get a revolution. If anything, we need more sensible regulations on the media being able to blatantly and knowingly lie constantly or we need to make it easier to monetize alternate voices.

Or we could have some based retards crash the stock market, and lead the world to a financial state in which the media no longer matters.

Wyświetl załącznik 1875845

Pack it in guys. The krassenstein has spoken.

I hope everyone else is loving this as much as I am. This whole thing warms the cold cockles of my heart like an old-school cartoon Christmas special.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to! There are market upsets out there! Two hedge fund managers jumped out their windows.
You're laughing. You're laughing. Jews lost money today because of what you did and you're laughing.

 

[Kornheiser]

This is why I invest in tobacco and liquor stocks. The dividends every quarter are worth it. That’s an easy way to invest in stocks.

 

[theshitposter]

Since we've further confirmed that money is fake and gay, maybe we can simply shift to using the worlds newest Fortune 500 companies main stock as a trading currency;

WTT Rare Harley Quinn Funko Pop (Mint) for Burger

Imagine funkopop backed currency... The idiots who hoarded that shit will die out of shock

 

[world of shit]

They pumped BBW because of the stock ticker, lol.

 

[Desktop User2]

massive SEC shitstorm incoming. Could it be that redditers will be the fuse to create red tape?!