/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Forgetful Kiwi]

On this international holocaust remembrance day make the jews proud by showing them what you have learned from them.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I'm a complete retard when it comes to stocks and all this wallstreet mumbo jumbo, does this mean that a bunch of reddit nerds are going to become millionaires overnight?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Visual representation of what is going on

 

[gangweedfan]

I wanna invest but red robin gives me an error every time I try to link my bank account saying I have to do something in my bank account settings but it never says what.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I bought some stock with expectations that it will fail. I don't care. I just want to bleed the parasites.

YOU ARE LITERALLY CRASHING THE ECONOMY. THIS IS ECONOMIC TERRORISM.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I don’t understand stocks but I understand rich people getting fucked by autists and I’m very okay with this.

 

[Salubrious]

I legitimately chuckled at this.

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How dare people fuck over these billion dollar hedge funds that couldn't give less of a fuck about us.

Let me play the World's Smallest Violin for them.

 

[captkrisma]

What's also hilarious is that r/Investing is losing their goddamn minds about this whole situation, threadlocking shit for a whiff of WallstreetBets

 

[Water-T]

Riots in the capitol, Onision getting a documentary, and now this? January 2021 isn't even over and it's been a fucking wild ride.

 

[AbraCadaver]

YOU ARE LITERALLY CRASHING THE ECONOMY. THIS IS ECONOMIC TERRORISM.

That’s the best kind of terrorism! You don’t even have to do it in Minecraft!

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

A C C E L E R A T E

 

[Slimy Time]

Once in a while, Reddit is alright...for about 5 minutes, then it becomes shit again.

 

[CWCissey]

Manipulatin' the stock market for lulz and profit.

Just watch the SEC get involved now and block amateur traders just because some rich fucks got their shit pushed in hard by a bunch of organised proles.

 

[Dark Edea]

On the one hand fuck Wall Street.

On the other hand fuck GameStop.

 

[Salubrious]

Just watch the SEC get involved now and block amateur traders just because some rich fucks got their shit pushed in hard by a bunch of organised proles.

That's going to be the saddest part of all this.

The motto for 2021 should just be "It's okay when WE do it!"

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

The hedgefund should know the first rule of the stock market is never to invest more than you can afford to lose.

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

On the one hand fuck Wall Street.

On the other hand fuck GameStop.

Gamestock is chunk change evil selling dumb products to dump people.
They had a good business model, and then I guess it must of gone up their nose cause they really didn't understand STEAM

 

[theshitposter]

I legitimately chuckled at this.

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DOW? more like COW

The hedgefund should know the first rule of the stock market is never to invest more than you can afford to lose.

shorting involves technically infinite losses lol

 

[mindlessobserver]

How dare people fuck over these billion dollar hedge funds that couldn't give less of a fuck about us.

Let me play the World's Smallest Violin for them.

Yeah, fucking over people by gaming the stock market is what THEY do. It's not supposed to be done to them! That would not be fair!

 

[Creep3r]

Hey, maybe 2021 won't be so boring and "normal" after all.

I bought some stock with expectations that it will fail. I don't care. I just want to bleed the parasites.

It is the duty of us all to bleed them dry until they have nothing left to give.

YOU ARE LITERALLY CRASHING THE ECONOMY. THIS IS ECONOMIC TERRORISM.

Yes.