🍗 Deathfat Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

[Miss Misery]

There should just be a thread for Girlcows who need bras in general. The list might be longer than just the girlcows mentioned in your list.

If someone else hasn't made it by this weekend I'll do it myself. Deal?

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

If someone else hasn't made it by this weekend I'll do it myself. Deal?

Fine by me. No skin off my back.

 

[one_time_user]

If someone else hasn't made it by this weekend I'll do it myself. Deal?

Please call it Udder wrangling

 

[Miss Misery]

Please call it Udder wrangling

Anything for you, Lil' Poundcake.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[Not me]

We should have a NEEDS A BRA thread/poll somewhere. Candidates include:

Sagshawty
Kelly
Wogglebug
Misty Ray Henry
???

Yes, please do!!
Jude needs to be on that list, too.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Is she actually autistic or self diagnosed?

 

[Reepicheep]

Is she actually autistic or self diagnosed?

self diagnosed.

 

[Cock wombler]

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A medicated walrus should not be sleeping in the same bed as one/two small children. Those kids are gonna get steamrolled in their sleep.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Kelly is another one who claims to be so sexually free and in touch but every thing she does makes her seem repelled by it. Buying an extra bed so the whole family can sleep there? That pretty much screams "never fuck me again, Jerry." Not that he would, but you get what I mean.

 

[Reepicheep]

you guys think she identifies as " polyamorous" as well?

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

you guys think she identifies as " polyamorous" as well?

Won’t be surprised if she is, considering she looks like Jim Sterling’s ex-wife

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[chickenbutt]

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Then lose some fucking weight, you stupid heifer.

 

[JaneThough]

Then lose some fucking weight, you stupid heifer.

Or learn to adequately measure yourself.

But also, how shit is Kelly's therapist if something not fitting "wrecks" her? She has serious body issues that she likes to hide with "I LOVE BEING FAT EVERYONE LOVE HOW FAT I AM."

 

[Rescuetoast]

Size charts get fucky when you get into plus sizes because of how differently everyone’s fat is distributed- you simply cannot make a size that will fit everyone. If you need something with a perfect fit and you’re this size, you’re going to need custom tailoring.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Even women in normal size ranges quite often can't fit standard sized bras. Their cup & band sizes might correspond to a standard sized bra but it their boobs are spaced a little more closely or widely than is typical - the fit sucks.

I imagine it can be far worse for death fats. Kelly's boobs are empty flour sacks hanging almost to her crotch. Some bigger women have massive mammaries then you get women like Amber with ginormous band sizes & cup sizes far too small to match any band size.

Anyone without a really standard fit has to know they're taking a risk ordering any such item. Wrecking her day? Please...

 

[GrouchiCorn]

Poor oppressed Kelly. She can afford to buy handmade lingerie for fuck knows what reason, since Jerry doesn't want to stick it in her. Poor privileged Kelly can't get a refund because she's too fat. F to pay respects

 

[Donut Coma]

We should have a NEEDS A BRA thread/poll somewhere. Candidates include:

Sagshawty
Kelly
Wogglebug
Misty Ray Henry
???

DSP.

But for real, I think Jude would win. Her tits are as sad as Kelly's, and Jude is what? 20 years younger? Though not really looking it these days.

 

[Ass Dan]

Kelly has Lizzo titties. Long and weirdly skinny but also pendulous somehow.

Lizzo brings people enjoyment and contributes to the world in a positive way though, so I suppose it's pretty unfair to compare her to Kelly.