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Too lazy to get my tablet because let's face it, she's getting wrapped in a wommart tent.
Another question, how are they gonna do a walk down the Isle? She can't waddle that far. On a bridal scootypuff?
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Another question, how are they gonna do a walk down the Isle? She can't waddle that far. On a bridal scootypuff?
AmbersCancer
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The one in the bottom photo has already gained 60 pounds back. Once a deathfat, always a deathfat.
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- 16 Lis 2014
who gets custody of amber’s gunt when they get divorced
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Amber could always just wrap a silk bedsheet around herself á la this blushing bride
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- 5 Sty 2021
She's going to pull the classic wedding planning fuck ups:
she wont know how to book a venue, wont know how to let guests know in advance, know that they should rsvp, catering, flowers, dresses (lololol i just cracked myself up at that image), gift registry (she might milk this one for all its worth tho), sending out thank yous, etc.....
There's a ton of content that can and does come from wedding planning, but she won't know how to do any of it and won't think to vlog it.
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- 28 Mar 2019
She looks hungry and not for food. Run Forrest, run!
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- 10 Sie 2019
She engages food everyday.
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- 7 Maj 2019
Will Becks be able to carry her dainty bride over the threshold?
Thumb Butler
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- 13 Paź 2019
And into the $6000 bed for some orange chicken?
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- 24 Wrz 2019
That shopping video - her friend looks embarrassed, exasperated & appalled by Amber's behavior in the store. Amber either isn't picking up on those cues or doesn't care.
The whole engagement thing. Many here have expressed a growing level of ennui with Amber & her videos. She does the same 5-6 videos over & over; we're beyond bored. I suspect most of her viewers or commenters from any platform are as well. She's inexplicably passed up great chances for renewing viewers' interest or gaining a fresh audience by choosing to not vlog any part of her move process or anything really real about her cancer & consequences.
An engagement or pretend engagement is perfect; she can maintain her low level of effort. All we have so far is BECKY bringing it up on 1 of her social platforms along with a photo of Amber's fat paw graced by a garish piece of mall store tat.
Videos? Perfect for sit down & "stuff with me" uploads. She can drag out a 'how we got engaged' story over a few videos. Planning for engagement events, the wedding itself & their life after will give her a shitload of content no matter if any of it is real or not. Her engagement will go way up - likes/dislikes, people pressing for details, others offering a million suggestions about any/all aspects of the wedding & if nothing else, this should bring the reaction channels back into the fold.
Increasingly, people are watching Chantal - her view stats are up & climbing at a good clip especially now that she's confirming what we here didn't need confirmed; that her personal habits as well as her eating are appalling & that physically, she's deteriorating by the day. Amy Ramadan is also getting a fair number of views through the Farms; so much milk lately from that one. Amber had to come with some way to raise the ante & an engagement is perfect. Hell, it might even be subconscious. She has an uncanny feral cunning for stirring up controversy & keeping peoples' attention on her.
And no matter how long she drags out this engagement,, you can be sure she's going to drag out the Bridezilla behavior very, very quickly. She's going to feel being engaged makes her very, very special & the smugness & arrogance will be chart toppers for months to come until it's surpassed by generalized cuntiness.. And you know the planning, the wedding itself is all about her. She may verbally pay lip service to what Becky says she wants but she knows how to shut Becky up & get her to 'change her mind' for video purposes & if Becks changed her mind, how is that NOT thoughtful & loving, Amber will demand to know.
Ah lots of good times ahead to flavor a cold, dark, coof restricted winter.
The whole engagement thing. Many here have expressed a growing level of ennui with Amber & her videos. She does the same 5-6 videos over & over; we're beyond bored. I suspect most of her viewers or commenters from any platform are as well. She's inexplicably passed up great chances for renewing viewers' interest or gaining a fresh audience by choosing to not vlog any part of her move process or anything really real about her cancer & consequences.
An engagement or pretend engagement is perfect; she can maintain her low level of effort. All we have so far is BECKY bringing it up on 1 of her social platforms along with a photo of Amber's fat paw graced by a garish piece of mall store tat.
Videos? Perfect for sit down & "stuff with me" uploads. She can drag out a 'how we got engaged' story over a few videos. Planning for engagement events, the wedding itself & their life after will give her a shitload of content no matter if any of it is real or not. Her engagement will go way up - likes/dislikes, people pressing for details, others offering a million suggestions about any/all aspects of the wedding & if nothing else, this should bring the reaction channels back into the fold.
Increasingly, people are watching Chantal - her view stats are up & climbing at a good clip especially now that she's confirming what we here didn't need confirmed; that her personal habits as well as her eating are appalling & that physically, she's deteriorating by the day. Amy Ramadan is also getting a fair number of views through the Farms; so much milk lately from that one. Amber had to come with some way to raise the ante & an engagement is perfect. Hell, it might even be subconscious. She has an uncanny feral cunning for stirring up controversy & keeping peoples' attention on her.
And no matter how long she drags out this engagement,, you can be sure she's going to drag out the Bridezilla behavior very, very quickly. She's going to feel being engaged makes her very, very special & the smugness & arrogance will be chart toppers for months to come until it's surpassed by generalized cuntiness.. And you know the planning, the wedding itself is all about her. She may verbally pay lip service to what Becky says she wants but she knows how to shut Becky up & get her to 'change her mind' for video purposes & if Becks changed her mind, how is that NOT thoughtful & loving, Amber will demand to know.
Ah lots of good times ahead to flavor a cold, dark, coof restricted winter.
Thumb Butler
kiwifarms.net
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- 13 Paź 2019
Capitalism at its finest.
Sodium-King-90
kiwifarms.net
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- 2 Sty 2020
If they ever make it to marriage, at least it won't be long until Becky's a widow and gets that sweet, sweet coin all to herself.
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- 9 Lis 2014
Give it a month before she has to have this thing cut off her for one reason or another.
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- 28 Sie 2016
Size 4 Torrid wedding dress with white leggeeens underneath!
Leonard Helplessness
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Howfluffyisdapuppy
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- 15 Lip 2020
There are 100% bridal salons that ONLY cater to plus size, based on a quick search there is some plus side boutiques near Chicago and one in NY and there used to be a big one Ohio. I cannot see her riding that long for a dress and she certainly isn't flying there.I saw some bridal salon that caters to the morbidly obese. I have to try and find it. They can go there....
Annnyhow, I wish them luck. At the rate poor Amber is going, I give her 5 years on this earth
Edit: it wasn’t a bridal salon, whoops.....just a hair salon. It’s in Las Vegas, Babydoll salon or something like that...
NORMAL salons will be able to order plus size gowns, and when I searched for plus I did find a normal bridal boutique advertizing plus sized gowns. Reality is there are a decent chunk of designers that simply enlarge their dresses and do go up to a 32 (although this is going to be smaller than a torrid 32.) The problem is though that those are special ordered. Even a plus size only shop isn't going to be carrying gowns in 32 to try on most likely. Its just like normal gowns, where its meant to work as an example for many sizes. They will have a sample size that is more like... A 20 maybe? It'll need to work for their smallest clientelle (with clips in the back) or worn gaping open if you bigger... Its just meant to give you an idea of what it would look like. I am not sure they would be able to get a sample size past her giant arms and they sure as heck not going to let her step in it, that would be absurd (although I would love to watch.)
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- 17 Gru 2019
Real or fake, can we all just take a moment to appreciate becks high blood pressure fat skin, next to hambers sickly jaundice and beetus knuckle hand. Jesus lol
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- 5 Sty 2021
This say yes to the dress would probably be the best analogue, but this woman just said "putting lace on fat arms, is going to be a fat arm."
I don't believe ALR would be confident enough to even get to the "church" (or whatever backyard hick ceremony they plan).
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- 13 Gru 2019
It's a smart move for Becky to get married now with Amber paying all of their $1000+ for their apartment and living expenses. I sense the Williams clan are seasoned grifters, Amber should be careful. Or Becky is just hoping Amber dies soon.