🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Hamsteroid]

Ah yeah, I forgot he is a raging narc.

Are you sure? I think we would have discussed it by now if true /sneed


For the love of Allah guys, stop regurgitating the same talking points over and over just because there's nothing new from Russell himself - it shits up the thread

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Russell's head is full of special rocks.

It's special alright.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

The question is, though, if I woke up as Russell, would I wake up with Russell's ego too? Would I look in the mirror and see some handsome, muscular stud instead of a deformed, greasy, poorly groomed swamp freak? Would I think my bargain bin suit looked like something you'd see Jeff Bezos wearing? Would I still be convinced I was inches from fame and glory, even as I live in squalor and scream into the void on social media about discrimination, throwing away money on pointless lawsuits and hookers? Because I can't imagine anything worse than not only being trapped in Russell's body, but also being trapped in Russell's mind.

Waking up in his body and with his reputation is infinitely worse than just waking up with his thought process as well as body and reputation.

At least with his thought process you'd be able to live in blissful ignorance of the trashfire that is your new life now.
Because Russell's narcissism is like an anesthetic drug, keeps him numb to that reality he is a low IQ mong with a hyperfixation on sex and popularity.
It's like that meme of Principal Skinner where he asks "am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong!", any time he is close to some realization his narcissism will bring him back to the comfort of his own mind where he is Hugh Heffner and Taylor Swift is polishing his Grammy awards while Arianna Grande brings him Coldstone icecream and garlic bread from Olive Garden.

 

[nemesisAF]

It's special alright.

The special rocks were, according to Russell, clinically diagnosed as “trauma lumps”.

 

[StinkySnack]

Are you sure? I think we would have discussed it by now if true /sneed

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For the love of Allah guys, stop regurgitating the same talking points over and over just because there's nothing new from Russell himself - it shits up the thread

There's a select group of newer members who have no interest in reading or searching the thread. They're only here to ask the most basic of questions that have been answered 1,000,000 times, and give input on topics they're clueless about.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Waking up in his body and with his reputation is infinitely worse than just waking up with his thought process as well as body and reputation.

At least with his thought process you'd be able to live in blissful ignorance of the trashfire that is your new life now.
Because Russell's narcissism is like an anesthetic drug, keeps him numb to that reality he is a low IQ mong with a hyperfixation on sex and popularity.
It's like that meme of Principal Skinner where he asks "am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong!", any time he is close to some realization his narcissism will bring him back to the comfort of his own mind where he is Hugh Heffner and Taylor Swift is polishing his Grammy awards while Arianna Grande brings him Coldstone icecream and garlic bread from Olive Garden.

I don’t know...I feel like his entire day is spent frustratedly hashing out old narc injuries in his head while his weird-shaped noggin grows ever tighter. I don’t see him as someone who is happy.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I don’t know...I feel like his entire day is spent frustratedly hashing out old narc injuries in his head while his weird-shaped noggin grows ever tighter. I don’t see him as someone who is happy.

I get that impression too. Nothing he does is for enjoyment. Everything is in pursuit of his unobtainable goals and he just smashes into a brick wall each time, gets more trauma lumps, and gets up and slams into it again.

 

[AnOminous]

Waking up in his body and with his reputation is infinitely worse than just waking up with his thought process as well as body and reputation.

I disagree. Suffering a total mindwipe and becoming completely Russell Greer is absolute nightmare Hell material.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

I mean, the Mormons aren't the only ones who wear religious underwear, but they're the only ones who make SUCH a big deal about it.

Any details on this phenomenon would be appreciated.

 

[Meredith Swift]

I disagree. Suffering a total mindwipe and becoming completely Russell Greer is absolute nightmare Hell material.

I agree.

He has no deep thoughts, no purpose other than to fuck sex workers and sue people. What a sad, small existence he lives. What does he think about when he's all alone at night? He has no hobbies, no friends, barely any family, no interest in anything intellectually or psychologically stimulating

it must be hell

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I disagree. Suffering a total mindwipe and becoming completely Russell Greer is absolute nightmare Hell material.

Do you mean ”becoming Russell Greer with no memories” or ”becoming Russell Greer with his mind”?

 

[StraightShooter2]

I agree.

He has no deep thoughts, no purpose other than to fuck sex workers and sue people. What a sad, small existence he lives. What does he think about when he's all alone at night? He has no hobbies, no friends, barely any family, no interest in anything intellectually or psychologically stimulating

it must be hell

All he does is post updates to an empty FB audience which sound like something a 12-year old girl would post.

I think he tries to "imitate" celebrities (but is completely oblivious to the fact that becoming a celebrity involves some kind of combination of talent, luck, marketability, etc).

As a result, he thinks that just because he posts a FB update about buying a new pair of underwear or something entirely banal, that people will be interested in him just because he exists; when the reality is that most of the empty-headed voyeurs who ogle the lives of celebrities wouldn't care less about them if they weren't already famous to begin with.

Basically he tries to do everything to "be famous" short of having any marginal talent or ambition. All it got him was becoming mildly infamous on social media for being a total creep and a moron.

 

[AnOminous]

Do you mean ”becoming Russell Greer with no memories” or ”becoming Russell Greer with his mind”?

I could cope with becoming someone with the body and reputation of Greer. That could be fixed. Actually becoming Russell Greer, I'd put a gun to my head.

 

[DrJonesHat]

All he does is post updates to an empty FB audience which sound like something a 12-year old girl would post.

I think he tries to "imitate" celebrities (but is completely oblivious to the fact that becoming a celebrity involves some kind of combination of talent, luck, marketability, etc).

As a result, he thinks that just because he posts a FB update about buying a new pair of underwear or something entirely banal, that people will be interested in him just because he exists; when the reality is that most of the empty-headed voyeurs who ogle the lives of celebrities wouldn't care less about them if they weren't already famous to begin with.

Basically he tries to do everything to "be famous" short of having any marginal talent or ambition. All it got him was becoming mildly infamous on social media for being a total creep and a moron.

Yeah, even people famous for being famous have some draw. Paris Hilton played up the clueless rich girl shtick and got a reality show out of it. The Kardashians set fashion trends and some of them have other claims to fame.

I could cope with becoming someone with the body and reputation of Greer. That could be fixed. Actually becoming Russell Greer, I'd put a gun to my head.

If you didn't have the massive ego, you could realistically evaluate your abilities and either work to improve them and gain skills you don't have, or at least stop making a public spectacle of yourself. You'd realize you had no musical talent and either practice and take lessons, or move onto something you're more inclined towards. Russ probably is good at something, but he'll never find out because he's hyperfocused on songwriting and already thinks he's great at it, so he doesn't try to improve.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Remember, they believe that Brigham Young could read ancient Egyptian text by staring through the bottom of a hat which has special rocks in.

Well considering that Joseph Smith decoded the golden pages in a similar fashion he wasn't really going far afield to grift... I mean lead his flock.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

There's a select group of newer members who have no interest in reading or searching the thread. They're only here to ask the most basic of questions that have been answered 1,000,000 times, and give input on topics they're clueless about.

I have read the thread, I just forgot for a moment because this isn’t the only thread I read and kinda forgot a jut his narcissism. I know about his lolsuits, the sister that doesn’t want anything to do with him, wanting to legalize brothers, getting banned from one, etc etc.

 

[Miss Misery]

Well considering that Joseph Smith decoded the golden pages in a similar fashion he wasn't really going far afield to grift... I mean lead his flock.

OP was conflating Brigham Young with Joseph Smith. Joseph was the one who translated the tablets with the Urim and Thummim.

 

[Hamsteroid]

There's a select group of newer members who have no interest in reading or searching the thread. They're only here to ask the most basic of questions that have been answered 1,000,000 times, and give input on topics they're clueless about.

It's not just the new members, but old ones too. Sometimes I skim and skip whole pages: I'm not gonna read the same posts over and over again just because some can't just shut up and wait.

What bother me the most is, that if people don't start to exercise some discipline, it's only going to get worse:

• People regurgitate the same talking points
• Page number goes up
• New people discover the thread but don't want to read thousands of pages
• New people ask old questions
• People regurgitate the same talking points

I have read the thread, I just forgot for a moment because this isn’t the only thread I read and kinda forgot a jut his narcissism. I know about his lolsuits, the sister that doesn’t want anything to do with him, wanting to legalize brothers, getting banned from one, etc etc.

We all most of us some of us have a life outside the farms, so briefly mixing up or forgetting details happens sometimes - it's up to the rest of the russtorians to not let that derail the thread too much.

Maybe we should dedicate a post to act as a complementary faq to op

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's not just the new members, but old ones too. Sometimes I skim and skip whole pages: I'm not gonna read the same posts over and over again just because some can't just shut up and wait.

What bother me the most is, that if people don't start to exercise some discipline, it's only going to get worse:

• People regurgitate the same talking points
• Page number goes up
• New people discover the thread but don't want to read thousands of pages
• New people ask old questions
• People regurgitate the same talking points

We all most of us some of us have a life outside the farms, so briefly mixing up or forgetting details happens sometimes - it's up to the rest of the russtorians to not let that derail the thread too much.

Maybe we should dedicate a post to act as a complementary faq to op

There's a select group of newer members who have no interest in reading or searching the thread. They're only here to ask the most basic of questions that have been answered 1,000,000 times, and give input on topics they're clueless about.

Russell never learns and repeats the same mistakes. Kiwis never learn and ask the same questions.
It'd be poetic if it wasn't so pathetic.

 

[talk talk talk]

We go through lots of slow times in this thread where Russ kind of lays low and seethes and lusts after insta-thots. Noobs show up and even dedicated Russtorians are reduced to shitposting.

But what makes Russ a true top-tier lolcow is that he has always come through with some Grade A milk on his own. I have faith in Russ to fuck up royally and give us the milk we crave.