😵‍💫 Skitzocow Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl / Thisismyrofl / Elecbullet - Schizophrenic Arsonist Who Hates Soda

[Jones McCann]

Can someone explain what I'm reading for the people in the back?

 

[Null]

okay, rundown:

schizophrenic believes he has a disease where he is repelled by carbonated beverage
people tell him no such disease exists
he creates what he believes is documentation for this new disease
uploads video of himself grimacing while drinking soda to support the existence of this new disease
burns down his psychiatrist's office for denying him his diagnosis
turns himself in

10/10 based schizo

 

[L50LasPak]

> not liking soda equals schizophrenia
> arson

 

[Maskull]

OP actually delivered.

 

[Swiss46]

You know I don't think it was the soda that caused this.

 

[Get Fisted]

I look away for five fucking minutes and someone commits arson out of sheer shitsplitting insanity.

 

[NerdShamer]

okay, rundown:

schizophrenic believes he has a disease where he is repelled by carbonated beverage
people tell him no such disease exists
he creates what he believes is documentation for this new disease
uploads video of himself grimacing while drinking soda to support the existence of this new disease
burns down his psychiatrist's office for denying him his diagnosis
turns himself in

10/10 based schizo

Yet another reason to avoid schizos IRL.

 

[Foghot]

This is your brain on Pepsi.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

I guess I should post here for posterity. Hello.
I googled "arson in dothan" when reading the original post and almost choked on my lunch when his mugshot popped up.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Anyone ever seen the Brooke Shields movie Endless Love? I just finished it for the first time yesterday and this totally reminds me of how the boy stupidly set fire to Brooke Shields’ house.

 

[Just A Butt]

okay, rundown:

schizophrenic believes he has a disease where he is repelled by carbonated beverage
people tell him no such disease exists
he creates what he believes is documentation for this new disease
uploads video of himself grimacing while drinking soda to support the existence of this new disease
burns down his psychiatrist's office for denying him his diagnosis
turns himself in

10/10 based schizo

would it be worth it to merge his other thread?

 

[Big Bad Wart]

I honestly though this would be like all the other schizos that are just forgotten but holy hell he went through with it. Hopefully no one was hurt and the building isn't completely fucked.

 

[Catmannjew]

The soda wars claims it's next victim.

 

[WolfeTone]

You have Schizoid Personality Defect; stop drinking soda, it's fucking up your brain.

 

[Uncle Warren]

okay, rundown:

schizophrenic believes he has a disease where he is repelled by carbonated beverage
people tell him no such disease exists
he creates what he believes is documentation for this new disease
uploads video of himself grimacing while drinking soda to support the existence of this new disease
burns down his psychiatrist's office for denying him his diagnosis
turns himself in

10/10 based schizo

What compels a man to go from 0 to 100 over soda?

 

[Coolio55]

I wonder what level of carbonation grimace he was giving the losers as he burned down their building.
"Say my name" *sips Coca-Cola(R)*

Don't knock OP just yet. Random acts of violence and destruction have been working pretty well for Islam, Gays and Trannies so far...

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Yet another reason to avoid schizos IRL.

"B-b-but they can't control themselves! IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT!!!!"- "mental health advocates"

 

[Null]

would it be worth it to merge his other thread?

what the fuck

 

[Uncle Warren]

Why do I feel like I've read about this on this site like a month ago?

EDIT: BECAUSE I FUCKING DID.

 

[NerdShamer]

What compels a man to go from 0 to 100 over soda?

Being given the runaround by your psychiatrist, going by the manifesto.