🐮 Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Lacquer Head]

They don't allow you to keep the rifle after you leave. That would be stealing.

And because rifles cost money

 

[WireSponge]

That flag is a sign of heritage not hate and patriotisms and you know it faggot.

According to you Hate=Patriotism? I'm starting to think you're not actually a marine.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Alright, I'm going to ask again more nicely this time. I have only the utmost respect for our veterans who have protected us, boundlessly so for a war such as Vietnam to which they were received poorly back during its day. @John W Simon, did you ever pick up any Vietnamese women in 'Nam?

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

Len's great uncle told me @John W Simon singlehandedly lost the Vietnam War for us after an unfortunate mishap at a Hanoi male brothel.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

They don't allow you to keep the rifle after you leave. That would be stealing.

Stealing? Confirmed for Shaner, then.

 

[Bassomatic]

Alright, I'm going to ask again more nicely this time. I have only the utmost respect for our veterans who have protected us, boundlessly so for a war such as Vietnam to which they were received poorly back during its day. @John W Simon, did you ever pick up any Vietnamese women in 'Nam?

He knew they were lady boys, does that count?

 

[John Daker]

That flag is a sign of heritage not hate and patriotisms and you know it faggot.




It was classified. I told you remember?





Right. I forgot. The point is I still have my service rifle and will put it up you're butts if you keep on bully me or Mr. Shaner.

You know, I actually like this new headmate better than the privet detective.

 

[Abby]

Right. I forgot.

Must be all the PTSD.

 

[cumrobbery]

Stealing? Confirmed for Shaner, then.

Although he probably sold the rifle and used the money to buy a far more fitting gun

Spoiler

 

[Rat Speaker]

Again, DD214 forms would be CLASSIFIED asshole. Go try hearding your cows elsewhere cause I aint one fo them. Keep it up and I'll stick my M14 up you're mothers butt.

@John W Simon big man internet talk, I am totes afraid.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

He knew they were lady boys, does that count?

I am simply curious to see his response to it, particularly if he did. I would love to see Le--I mean Simon's account of picking up a foreign woman. I'm sure it would be entirely realistic.

 

[John W Simon]

You are a top notch special forces operator and don't know your primary life taking asset's name?

And those are some pretty scary threats, what are you going to do, derail us? Like Len Shaner did to a train in the real world.

That is just a lie you liers tell about Mr. Shaner and you know it.

Alright, I'm going to ask again more nicely this time. I have only the utmost respect for our veterans who have protected us, boundlessly so for a war such as Vietnam to which they were received poorly back during its day. @John W Simon, did you ever pick up any Vietnamese women in 'Nam?

I did. And I married her to. Her name is Katie. Katie Simon.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Mr. Simon, is youe rifle a M1?

 

[WireSponge]

I am simply curious to see his response to it, particularly if he did. I would love to see Le--I mean Simon's account of picking up a foreign woman. I'm sure it would be entirely realistic.

"And for the next 60 minutes, Vietnam was really hot."

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

I did. And I married her to. Her name is Katie. Katie Simon.

did you just say you married a vietnamese woman named katie

 

[Lacquer Head]

did you just say you married a vietnamese woman named katie

Katie is a traditional Vietnamese name. Everybody knows this

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Her name is Katie. Katie Simon.

How many children do you have?

 

[John W Simon]

Mr. Simon, is youe rifle a M1?

No. Its a M16 like I told you and Mr. Shaner. I just forgot and said M14 because I have one of those to but I really want to get an M1 carbeen as well.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

That is just a lie you liers tell about Mr. Shaner and you know it.



I did. And I married her to. Her name is Katie. Katie Simon.

Holy shit I think @John W Simon and @The_Knight_Rider might be married to the same woman. It's all beginning to make sense...

 

[Lacquer Head]

No. Its a M16 like I told you and Mr. Shaner. I just forgot and said M14 because I have one of those to but I really want to get an M1 carbeen as well.

M1 carbeen
M! carbeen
CARBEEN