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[RazorBackBacon]

How many pussy embargo’s have you been involved in?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Don't be negative like that, a pussy embargo often amounts to a divorce.

Well you got me there.

 

[HissingBastard]

This fujoshi TiF has literally zero self-awareness.

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"HOW DARE STRAIGHT WOMEN MAKE EROTIC ART OF MASCULINE ATTRACTIVE MEN THEY WANNA FUCK!" Said the straight woman larping as a man in the hopes of getting one of those masculine, attractive men to fuck her. A modern tragedy.

 

[Allo Vera]

I was curious to take a look at the granny tranny's other Reddit post, and it got fetish-y and dark real fast:

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Seeing a "female relative" (probably his daughter or daughter-in-law, let'a be real here) breastfeed awakened those tingly mommy-feels within him, and now... after convincing her to let him try some really ethically dubious "simulated breastfeeding" on the infant... He wants a baby!

Just imagine for the moment... Tranny Grandpa holding the baby and getting a boner because he thinks the baby is rooting for his man boob. And then asking to have a turn on the breast pump.

I really hope this fucked up scenario is just a fantasy in his AGP head, because the idea of any sane new mother handing her breast pump over to him, instead of immediately leaving the room to vomit, is too horrifying for words.

 

[Peaches Demure]

The woke in general just get so ass mad when any sort of creator chooses to create what sells rather than virtue signal by tossing in a bunch of unwanted troons, BIPOCs or whatever.

Grow some purchasing power and product will be produced for you. Why should anyone create product nobody wants to buy? And they don’t. It has been tried, and nobody wants it.

It’s one thing when it’s just a supporting tv character or something and the overall product can still succeed, but to make it ABOUT the unwanted, like leading a comic series or a TIF being one of the leads in some lady’s gay male romance novel, means not paying the bills. Nobody. Wants. Troon. Shit.

Y’all are just going to have to accept that most people are straight and even if they don’t mind gay stuff will in no way purchase entirely gay stuff, and if they did you’d say they were fetishizing and appropriating. You are a niche. This means that your interests and interest *in you* are niche interests, and your low market share represents that. Even all these queer kids who are actually straight and will end up being married cishet normies don’t actually want to consume the product they insist should be made. The only people who want non-white stuff are non-whites and tbqh 90% of the time they still want a white person to be *a* lead. Again, whites and straights often do not mind gay and non-white characters and stories but we are not going to want ONLY that unless we are the very fetishists you bitch about. And we don’t really care that you or your mom and grandma had to grow up watching stories almost entirely about white straight people. I’m not engaging with media as an assignment, a paying gig, or a forced punishment, and those are the only reasons I would waste my limited free time on media I do not enjoy.

A version of this exact argument cropped up during Gamergate, except then it was about demanding "representation" for women and insisting established brands include female gaming avatar versions in all their products. Well, most gamers are young(ish), white, heterosexual males, and their choices reflect this, so predictably, this campaign flopped hard. Even when the creators went out of their way to design female versions of the popular playable characters (like Fem!Shep) surprise surprise, most of them were never used by the target audience.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

A version of this exact argument cropped up during Gamergate, except then it was about demanding "representation" for women and insisting established brands include female gaming avatar versions in all their products. Well, most gamers are young(ish), white, heterosexual males, and their choices reflect this, so predictably, this campaign flopped hard. Even when the creators went out of their way to design female versions of the popular playable characters (like Fem!Shep) surprise surprise, most of them were never used by the target audience.

I recall watching an interview where the developers of the Prince of Persia videogame realized that they had accidentally created a game women like and were trying desperately to figure out what the hell they did.
The markets there, just nobody knows how to tap it. Though the way things are going we’ll get a trans Zelda before getting a playable Peach.

 

[Syntaxion]

Some other choice posts from top/week over at r/traaaaaaaannnnnnnssss
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Why the fuck do they always fetishize violence when most of them can barely fight against a toddler? It's always so pathetic to see these people act tough and talk big, but in reality they'd get knocked out in a second.

On top of that, I doubt they even have the balls to face any "nazi transphobe". These are the same people who spend all day online, get anxiety from ordering pizza and become suicidal because a person said "he".

The same people who decry any form of fitness as "right-winged" and "fascist" also turn around and talk about knocking the teeth out of nazis' mouth.

 

[fetid_sewer_rat]

Why the fuck do they always fetishize violence when most of them can barely fight against a toddler? It's always so pathetic to see these people act tough and talk big, but in reality they'd get knocked out in a second.

On top of that, I doubt they even have the balls to face any "nazi transphobe". These are the same people who spend all day online, get anxiety from ordering pizza and become suicidal because a person said "he".

The same people who decry any form of fitness as "right-winged" and "fascist" also turn around and talk about knocking the teeth out of nazis' mouth.

Makes me feel like maybe there's a thing going on with trying to compensate for their extreme emotional fragility with physical violence instead. Or, the thought of it, I guess.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I recall watching an interview where the developers of the Prince of Persia videogame realized that they had accidentally created a game women like and were trying desperately to figure out what the hell they did.
The markets there, just nobody knows how to tap it. Though the way things are going we’ll get a trans Zelda before getting a playable Peach.

Make a game with a goal other than violence (in the case of Prince of Persia, platform-hopping)
Make it play at a slightly relaxed pace.
Add tons of atmosphere and aesthetic.
Add some handsome men with their shirtsleeves off.

How am I doing so far?

 

[Parasaurolophus]

Make a game with a goal other than violence (in the case of Prince of Persia, platform-hopping)
Make it play at a slightly relaxed pace.
Add tons of atmosphere and aesthetic.
Add some handsome men with their shirtsleeves off.

How am I doing so far?

Can you play as a bisexual lesbian with one or multiple persons (or beings) as your headmates? Would be nice if we could also choose between diverse genders, y'know? The binary is so restrictive, I never feel like I can identify with any character since they are not exactly like me in all their superficialities. So, being able to set your ethnicity should be a must. Of course you should also be able to change everything at all times. Like, sometimes you feel like a he-lesbian, other times you identify as straight, would be nice if the fluidity of gender and sexuality would get reflected in a game like this. Also, in general, like, could we just, like, not do any body shapes? Ideally it should be something everyone can see themselves in, I feel like? Blobs are perfectly fine to represent most people anyway, like, you'll know who they are when they'll tell you, can't just assume stuff xD

If you implement any of this, I'm sure it'll be a hit with all the women I know from twitter! :>

 

[In the Sick of It]

Why the fuck do they always fetishize violence when most of them can barely fight against a toddler? It's always so pathetic to see these people act tough and talk big, but in reality they'd get knocked out in a second.

On top of that, I doubt they even have the balls to face any "nazi transphobe". These are the same people who spend all day online, get anxiety from ordering pizza and become suicidal because a person said "he".

The same people who decry any form of fitness as "right-winged" and "fascist" also turn around and talk about knocking the teeth out of nazis' mouth.

I dunno, some of these trannys are pretty large and I would not want to be cornered by one.

 

[bloomingcactus]

A version of this exact argument cropped up during Gamergate, except then it was about demanding "representation" for women and insisting established brands include female gaming avatar versions in all their products. Well, most gamers are young(ish), white, heterosexual males, and their choices reflect this, so predictably, this campaign flopped hard. Even when the creators went out of their way to design female versions of the popular playable characters (like Fem!Shep) surprise surprise, most of them were never used by the target audience.

I never understood this. When I game it doesn't matter to me the sex of the character I'm playing (with the exception of MMOs since it's more role playing.) Usually it's the back of the head or first person view. It's the quality of the game. In GTA5 I'm more invested in the cars and the guns than who I'm playing. Although I didn't really care for Trevor.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

Make a game with a goal other than violence (in the case of Prince of Persia, platform-hopping)
Make it play at a slightly relaxed pace.
Add tons of atmosphere and aesthetic.
Add some handsome men with their shirtsleeves off.

How am I doing so far?

I mean Breath of the Wild was the first game I ever enjoyed playing sooooo.......

 

[garbage cake]

I dunno, some of these trannys are pretty large and I would not want to be cornered by one.

Yes.. the number of huge dudes on HER is why I started posting them. Telling me I should date one, or else I have some kind of irrational fear.. nah, it feels pretty rational

All over 6' tall:

Spoiler: Jacqui

Spoiler: Katherine

Spoiler: Roux

Spoiler: Jane

Spoiler: Sophie

"Only" 5'11" but obviously a fridge-shaped linebacker body

Spoiler: Andie

I only used profiles with heights listed, but this guy is also likely over 6' looking at the photos and at this fucking anvil of a skull. This man could rip me in half like a phone book. I see this and I turn the other way.

Spoiler: Opal

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Fundraiser For Nonbinary GRS, organized by May Griffin

I am raising money to stay in San Francisco for a month for my nonbinary gender affirmation s… May Griffin needs your support for Fundraiser For Nonbinary GRS

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I don't really know what to say to this so I'm just gonna leave it here.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Fundraiser For Nonbinary GRS, organized by May Griffin

I am raising money to stay in San Francisco for a month for my nonbinary gender affirmation s… May Griffin needs your support for Fundraiser For Nonbinary GRS

www.gofundme.com

I don't really know what to say to this so I'm just gonna leave it here.

This guy unironically looks and sounds like a Downie.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

This guy unironically looks and sounds like a Downie.

Why is it the ones who should be castrated most dont get castrated??

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I recall watching an interview where the developers of the Prince of Persia videogame realized that they had accidentally created a game women like and were trying desperately to figure out what the hell they did.
The markets there, just nobody knows how to tap it. Though the way things are going we’ll get a trans Zelda before getting a playable Peach.

This is the thing about representation in vidya— companies wanna make money. And currently, women are largely not spending 60 a pop on brand new vidya releases like men are. Of course companies are going to try and see if more women in games will lead to sales, because if it does work (which it turns out, it usually doesn’t), that’s a big new market.

The thing about trans representation in live action anything is troons insist the characters only be played by trans actors. Maybe there were a handful of lesbians/bi women complaining about Tatyana Maslany or Eliza Clark playing non-straight female characters, but I overwhelmingly saw lots of positive reactions to Orphan Black and The 100. Whereas FTMs have gotten films cancelled because the actor wasn’t an FTM.

 

[Putin Bot]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

Now I want to play Cyberpunk 2077.

EDIT: and this is why you don't cater to troons and progressives. Because they will always find something "problematic" with it.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Make a game with a goal other than violence (in the case of Prince of Persia, platform-hopping)
Make it play at a slightly relaxed pace.
Add tons of atmosphere and aesthetic.
Add some handsome men with their shirtsleeves off.

How am I doing so far?

I'd buy it.

"Enslaved: Odyssey to the West" was pretty well received by women, IIRC, and it had most of those. Attractive male character (in a rugged, probably-never-bathes kind of way), platforming emphasis, detailed and interesting world with an interpersonal relationship at the heart of the narrative ... Oh, and some robots or whatever.

OTOH, I don't ever recall losing interest in "Doom" just because I couldn't see the Doom Guy's glistening pecs or do world-building sidequests about what cacodemon #314 is up to. So ... your mileage may vary?

Makes me feel like maybe there's a thing going on with trying to compensate for their extreme emotional fragility with physical violence instead. Or, the thought of it, I guess.

Give that Kiwi a cigar.

 

[HissingBastard]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

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Now I want to play Cyberpunk 2077.

EDIT: and this is why you don't cater to troons and progressives. Because they will always find something "problematic" with it.

The evil Terves have infiltrated CDPR to invalidate all the awesome transbians and achillean mlms