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[Rotter]

To be fair I’ve long since forgotten how to dress to attract men and am deeply invested in dressing to show my status in the American social hierarchy of upper middle class women.

So...... I guess replace yoga pants with small, delicate jewelry. There. I can speak that language.

I know nothing about the social hierarchy of upper middle class American women. Nothing's better than small, delicate jewelry though. *Chef's kiss*

 

[NoReturn]

I know nothing about the social hierarchy of upper middle class American women. Nothing's better than small, delicate jewelry though. *Chef's kiss*

"Small...delicate...jewelry" Got it. How else can I blend in?

 

[Garbage.Theory]

"Small...delicate...jewelry" Got it. How else can I blend in?

You can’t just ask! Go to a shitty fundraiser and be like Jane Goodall amongst the chimps.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This fujoshi TiF has literally zero self-awareness.

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

This fujoshi TiF has literally zero self-awareness.

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If I ever become this online, I'm praying for an aneurysm.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

You can’t just ask! Go to a shitty fundraiser and be like Jane Goodall amongst the chimps.

Last time I went to a shitty fundraiser I got kicked out for eating the chicken dish with my hands. In my defense, it was hand-sized and wrapped in bread.

This fujoshi TiF has literally zero self-awareness.

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Does anyone like the smol uwu bean trans men? The only trans guys I see making it anywhere off there looks are the big hairy motherfuckers who'd look mannish even if they still had their tits. The only people who go for trappy bois are straight guys who want a little strange.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

The woke in general just get so ass mad when any sort of creator chooses to create what sells rather than virtue signal by tossing in a bunch of unwanted troons, BIPOCs or whatever.

Grow some purchasing power and product will be produced for you. Why should anyone create product nobody wants to buy? And they don’t. It has been tried, and nobody wants it.

 

[Vapewizard]

This fujoshi TiF has literally zero self-awareness.

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Thank god japanese BL creators don't give a single fuck about what troons have to say.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Which is sad because glitter is amazing and should be for everyone.

Glitter is a disease and should be treated as such. After global thermonuclear apocolypse only two things will be left standing: cockroaches and that glitter you once used 20 years ago that you can never fully erase from your environment. Now you've got glittery cockroaches. Happy now?

 

[Safir]

Edit: I actually think that it is morally wrong for people to have kids in advanced age. I don’t mean like, 40, but if you’re pushing 50 you’re likely to be dead when that kid really starts hitting their adult stride. 30yos really shouldn’t be thinking about putting their parents in a home. And yeah I get shit can happen to anyone, and plenty of grandparents have stepped up in dire circumstances, but having a child at 72 is just asking for that child to be without a parent.

As a resident of a shithole, if our men decided to not have kids they don't expect to see hit 30, we wouldn't be having wanted kids at all. The risk of complications and birth defects is higher but still low enough that the expected contribution to society is positive (chance of normal kid * worth of normal kid - chance of tard * abs(cost of tard)).

(There shouldn't be public campaigns to encourage having kids in advanced age, else people will delay births that they'd be otherwise spooked into having on time).

Having a child at 72 is fucked up, but only because it >implies the husband is 72 and the wife is significantly younger. If she's 40 and they've just married, it's fucked up. If she's 40 and they've been married for 20 years, it's even more fucked up.

 

[Whereismymind]

Amy Petrelli recorded himself whining about being ugly and getting misgendered again (audio only)

x

And then he made a video about trying on ugly black lipstick
"Shit attempt at lipstick was made..."

x

 

[Real Mutha For Ya]

Amy Petrelli is excelling himself again.
He posts a poll:


The Poll gets ambivalent results, so like any sane, rational person, Amy threatens (yet again) to join the 41%ers



He then decides to pull himself together and get all dolled up like real women do. He helpfully posts a video, but forgets lighting:
Then reposts so we can see him in all his feminine beauty / Archive
See post by @Whereismymind for embedded videos.

Finally, a nanosecond of lucidity



Selfie time / Archive

 

[Garbage.Theory]

This fujoshi TiF has literally zero self-awareness.

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Why is it that being friends with someone is instantly fetishizing to some people? Methinks the lady doth protest and all that.
Straight women tend to be seen befriending gay men because we know gay men aren’t gonna try to make a move on us, and sometimes it nice to have a guyfriend who doesn’t want to fuck you.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Holy shit Petrelli needs some serious therapy.

 

[scallion]

No shit, those vids make me feel like I wandered into a fucking crackhouse

 

[Jizzrag]

How fucking gullible do you have to be to believe this?!

Some other choice posts from top/week over at r/traaaaaaaannnnnnnssss

lets’s finish off with some sanity: “are you a lesbian?” In woke language

 

[Wallace]

Why is it that being friends with someone is instantly fetishizing to some people? Methinks the lady doth protest and all that.
Straight women tend to be seen befriending gay men because we know gay men aren’t gonna try to make a move on us, and sometimes it nice to have a guyfriend who doesn’t want to fuck you.

Because he is a misogynistic incel wielding emotional blackmail as a moral cudgel. "Give me attention and affection or I'll kill myself!"

EDIT: From this thread:

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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Never once have I seen some kind of pussy embargo actually amount to anything beyond maybe one or two couples. It just doesn't happen, ladies. The Lysistrata lied.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

Never once have I seen some kind of pussy embargo actually amount to anything beyond maybe one or two couples. It just doesn't happen, ladies. The Lysistrata lied.

How many pussy embargo’s have you been involved in?

 

[kosher bath salts]

Never once have I seen some kind of pussy embargo actually amount to anything beyond maybe one or two couples. It just doesn't happen, ladies. The Lysistrata lied.

Don't be negative like that, a pussy embargo often amounts to a divorce.