CAKE TASTE TEST & SEPHORA HAUL | 12.12.2020 - Lynnmas Day 12- *Officially* no longer Lynnmas, cosmetic and food review, maor true & honest comments, and more!

[Lame Entropy]

Why aren't Eric and Ricky there for Becky? I guess only the Hambeast's friends are allowed from now on.

 

[Lurk]

The Batiste dry shampoo is gross and makes your hair feel NASTY. Rather than dry up any oil it seems to just... congeal with it? Amber's hair must feel disgusting and chalky considering how many days she goes without washing and probably loads Batiste onto it every day instead. Just thinking about it makes my head itch and want to wash my hair. All the money she wastes on crap, she should spend it on decent quality hair care at least.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

The word of the day 'secretes'.
Big AL's period hole secretes blood all over Eric and Ricky's bathroom.

 

[lonelygorl15]

So Sloth and The Fridge made a weekend visit to get money for Christmas shopping and hand me down tarps. Sloth seems annoyed and completely disinterested in anything going on other than shekels from Amberlynn. Stating the obvious here but he fact Muppet and Ricky didn't come up for Becky's birthday is very telling.

Keep in mind that Becky comes from people that don't realize how supporting yourself with skills and labor works. She probably believes that in order to live indoors she's have to sell her internal organs on the black market. #Amberlynn would, of course, not let her think otherwise in order to keep the leash short.

Exactly. They are the type of family where living on welfare/disability is a life achievement. Swindling the government and shitting out kids is the only things they're good at.

Amber got a Starbucks frappe delivered, because it was the one day a year she couldn't demand Becky drive/walk the 0.2 miles down the block for her pre-cake sugar fix. Jesus.

I shouldn't be surprised, but I couldn't believe she ordered Starbucks and paid all those delivery fees when it is literally within walking distance of her apartment. What a missed opportunity to take the dogs out for a walk, get exercise and check out the Summit's Christmas decorations.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

The Batiste dry shampoo is gross and makes your hair feel NASTY. Rather than dry up any oil it seems to just... congeal with it? Amber's hair must feel disgusting and chalky considering how many days she goes without washing and probably loads Batiste onto it every day instead. Just thinking about it makes my head itch and want to wash my hair. All the money she wastes on crap, she should spend it on decent quality hair care at least.

It also smells like cheap men's body spray.

 

[juicy]

850-619-0092 (Florida area code)
606-386-0389 (Kentucky area code)

Amber is stupid.
Remember not to tip the cows, gorls.

 

[dfranki723]

I wonder if Eric and Ricky finally let it be known that they cannot stand ALR.

I don't think Becky would fight against ALR for her friendship with the boys. She always seemed happier with them, kinda sad but this is down to* Becky's own stupid decisions. Why else would we not hear a peep about them during her birthday, not even a offhand comment about them saying happy birthday or anything.

 

[Owlflaps]

The Batiste dry shampoo is gross and makes your hair feel NASTY. Rather than dry up any oil it seems to just... congeal with it? Amber's hair must feel disgusting and chalky considering how many days she goes without washing and probably loads Batiste onto it every day instead. Just thinking about it makes my head itch and want to wash my hair. All the money she wastes on crap, she should spend it on decent quality hair care at least.

I'm a fan of Living Proof. But when you don't wash your hair for a month like Amber admits, I imagine any dry shampoo in any amount on your greasy head is bound is be disgusting.

 

[Hater238704]

Since gender equality is all the rage maybe ALR can try out for o line for an NFL team. Those biceps match a left tackle

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My take on this vlog:

Why using dry shampoo? If she showers daily, she can wash her hair every other day and she would not have to use any of these products. It is so unnecessary.

For someone spending most of her time at home, she is purchasing a lot of make-up, but she is totally not a hoarder.

So Becky got a cake but why not include it in the previous vlog. It is not really a taste test when there is only one cake and you have a huge piece. Of course, they are using paper plates and plastic forks. If only the flat had a dishwasher or running water to do the wash-up.

Amber's high pitch laugh is irritating and Becky's ad-infinitum discussion about cake is mind-numbing.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Oh so Becky did get a cake afterall. This should be good.

Imagine being almost 30 years old and having cut almost 2 feet off your hair and still being unable to wash your hair regularly. She loves dry shampoo because it gives her hair some "volume".

It's amazing how lazy she is. Can't take an actual shower regularly and/or wash your hair regularly. It's stank, bitch. And yes, that includes hair, because what the hell do you think your scalp is?

Becky is not on welfare. Like if YouTubers make enough money, then their significant other stays home with them. Duh. It's no one's business what they do with their money.

I love this kind of shitty commentary/answers she gives, when she made a point of saying previously that they both had THEIR own money and budgets.

Becky was up all night and considers it to be hot outside when it's in the 60s. She's been having really bad RLS, the poor thumb. Her prescribed meds isn't really helping anymore. Amber suggested going to a doctor and Becky either said "no" or "I know", not sure which.

Yeah, don't fucking go to see someone who could work with you to resolve your issues. Big Al won't go, why should Becky?

Her Sephora package came addressed to Amber Reid instead of Amberlynn Reid and she was confused. She thinks the foundation package is "cute" and too light of a shade for her. She might need to buy one shade higher.

All that fat is crushing her brain and she can't even remember her name or get to the logical conclusion at that is her name, even without her middle name in it. Her fucking cackling is annoying af.

''Why can't there be more positivity?''

OK, I'll play: I'm positive you're a fat, lazy eating machine who displays nothing except a nonstop freakshow of annoying habits and poor attempts to not cackle like a deranged lunatic over things that don't warrant it.

She's just outed herself, made a point of saying ''yeah I just googled LGBT hats'' she's justifying the lazy googling for lame gifts, clearly she saw it being brought up on here and felt she had to admit it before someone else pointed it out for her. I'm surprised she has the self control not to make an account here to sloppily defend herself.

Or "Everything I got for Becky came from Amazon." in an earlier video.

When she addresses the comments on becky using her money to buy gifts... "I don't care where becky gets the money, as long as she doesn't hurt herself"
What a weird statement

Like wiping Big Al's ass or hosing her down? Becky might pull a muscle or something.

It turns out I’m never not surprised that being gay is 99% of Becky’s personality. The rest being filled with anime, what Target tells her were 90’s trends and being lazy.

It applies to both of them. I've never met an LGBTQIA+ person who uses the words lesbian or gay or whatever as much as Big Al does.

Keep in mind that Becky comes from people that don't realize how supporting yourself with skills and labor works. She probably believes that in order to live indoors she's have to sell her internal organs on the black market. #Amberlynn would, of course, not let her think otherwise in order to keep the leash short.

Welcome to holler nation.

Amber got a Starbucks frappe delivered, because it was the one day a year she couldn't demand Becky drive/walk the 0.2 miles down the block for her pre-cake sugar fix. Jesus.

I'd love to have seen Big Al trying to walk there and back.

So Sloth and The Fridge made a weekend visit to get money for Christmas shopping and hand me down tarps. Sloth seems annoyed and completely disinterested in anything going on other than shekels from Amberlynn. Stating the obvious here but he fact Muppet and Ricky didn't come up for Becky's birthday is very telling.

I bet Eric would have come by himself. Ricky, though: no way, even if they were friends with Becky in the pre-Big Al world. That bridge was burned, blown up, and the pieces crushed into a fine sand.

I shouldn't be surprised, but I couldn't believe she ordered Starbucks and paid all those delivery fees when it is literally within walking distance of her apartment. What a missed opportunity to take the dogs out for a walk, get exercise and check out the Summit's Christmas decorations.

Less than a mile away(?), but she'd still have had to stop and rest about every ten meters. When all you do is sit around and eat, atrophy and cardio is a really big thing to get over. It's the sort of thing a normal person would have used as a reward for themselves: "If I get out of the house and walk the dog, I could a little further and get myself a Starbucks as a reward." I mean, other than the huge calorie count in the drink, it could still act as a impetus to leave that smelly apartment and walk. It might even lead to MORE walking, without any specific reward other than getting in a little exercise, which releases endorphins.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Amberlynn Reid: "I never share other people's personal stuff on YouTube"

Also Amberlynn Reid: ooops

Amberlynn Reid: "I'm totally not in love with Destiny anymore, I love Becky"

Also Amberlynn Reid: totally never looks at Becky this way:

I've never seen someone so disinterested in the person they claim to love, yet over-invested in every inane utterance or grunt their 'friend' comes out with - and that ridiculous cackle every time her special little sped says something 'funny' - just, no

You'll never convince me anyone other than Amber wrote this gem:

Full comment : 'Becky, Dana and Destiny all lost their mothers this year and Amberlynn lost her uterus, and it's so heartbreaking that to hear them laughing is a joy and a treat.
Being light in your heart is key to surviving tragedy and they will endure if they all lean on each other, be well'

If that wasn't some narcLynn bs then I'm banking it was sarcasm - 'and Amberlynn lost her uterus'?!? P-lease

Funny how nobody seems to see these sweet comments bar Albert

Random Comment Award of The Day goes to:

1) I think you don't need to fret too much about Hamber and lettuce

2) E-coli might be the only thing to shift some weight off the bloater at this point...

 

[idosometimes]

Youtubers are so dramatic. How is eating a piece of cake on someone's bday a taste test, like they don't know what chocolate cake tastes like. Destiny wasn't having it, '..it's just chocolate cake with coconut'

"Taste test" makes for a better title than "stupid whale sits around eating a danged piece of cake while other idiot babbles about a different cake."

 

[Hater238704]

I'm a sperg so i googled Amber's apartment. Within two miles there is an outdoor mall, a traditional mall, a whole foods, etc. A lot of consumerism for our gorl. This shows how poor our gorl's mobility is that the only place we see her outside her apartment is the Starbucks drive thru.

 

[Kitty Catherine]

lmao. being called a big cherry and a big fat lady in under 2 weeks. Priceless & Timeless.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't wish to rain on anyone's parade but Becky called herself a big cherry. ALR was just being louder than her as usual so people misheard. I doubt Becky would dare even joke about something like that.

 

[pot of sneed]

This pig is so hateful, and a fucking idiot to have Destiny and Dana come over even if it wasn't a covid risk. The two hamplanets are only interested in grifting from Hamberlynn and were cunty to Becky, on her birthday of all days. I dislike Becky but the other three are disgusting in a league of their own. Meanwhile I do wonder about Eric and Ricky. Where are they considering it's the Beckster's birthday? If only one of the faggots had the balls to make a video on what living with Amberlynn was really like, it would make my Christmas and no doubt Christmas for many kiwis here too. Becky was probably spineless enough to let Amberlynn chase them away, and spineless enough to let Destiny talk to her that way.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Since gender equality is all the rage maybe ALR can try out for o line for an NFL team. Those biceps match a left tackle

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My god it looks like an unused roll of toilet paper.

 

[pot of sneed]

My god it looks like an unused roll of toilet paper.

Fixed that for you. Old hamshanks is looking quite grubby lately, must be all the dry shampoo she blasts into her hair.

 

[PB4ZZZ]

The problem with "staying at home with your SO" is you aren't accumulating work credits for retirement benefits or SS disability if God forbid something happens. Even if you are comfortable financially, get a job!

Hate to be the bearer of bad news for Becks but I had bad RLS and no drugs worked long term. Had to improve my eating habits, cut out caffeine and sugar, and doc prescribed a magnesium supplement.