🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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It's a rugby shirt.
...and it's why rugby players deserve their cauliflower ears.

I’m betting he will. He obviously won’t get tested because it would ruin his big plans and worse he’d lose all his money on whatever Airbnb rented if he canceled. If he was positive nobody would stay there with him even if he went, he’d be alone in the coof complex.

Ralph shows up at Road Rage and gives the coof to Nick. Nick gives it to his wife. Lady Rackets gives it to Drexel. Drexel gives it to every woman in Minnesota. All the Somalians die. Jim smiles from his deathbed as the CancerAIDS takes him into the next life.

Alternative Title: Road Rage Tampa—The 9/11 of Lolcow Crossovers
9/11 times a million would be more accurate, methinks.
 
Is Ralph driving to Tampa or flying? If he's flying, I wonder if he'll be stupid enough to livestream from the airport. Remember what happened to Ice Poseidon that one time? Ralph superspreading COVID at the airport is just begging the airlines to put him on a No Fly List.
 
I'll go ahead and start getting a special Tampa thread ready. Should be ok since we've done special event threads before. If not, Null can nuke it. If anyone has a good summary already prepared, send it my way.
 
This just makes me want to see someone write Gunted lyrics to the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air theme song.
Now this is a story all about how
My gunt got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a clown live on air In Memphis, Tennessee born and raised At the liquor store was where I spent most of my days
Poppin' out drinkin' relaxin' all cool
And all smoking some meth outside of the school When a couple of groids who were up to no good started cucking us whiteys in my neighborhood
 



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Now this is a story all about how
My gunt got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a clown live of on air
In Memphis, Tennessee born and raised
At the liquor store was where I spent most of my days
Poppin' out drinkin' relaxin' all cool
And all smoking some meth outside of the school
When a couple of groids who were up to no good started cucking us whiteys in my neighborhood
West Memphis, Arkansas. Never let him forget that.
 
Is this Tampa Corona Spreader event being streamed or recorded by anybody of note?
When does it start? 2PM EST tomorrow? I'll see what I can do, and per the "new normal", I'll be sending links out to people before the stream starts. If I post the direct link here, Reethan will just flag it, and I'll lose another channel for 3 months.
 
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