🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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kosher bath salts powiedział(a):
Ladies and guntlemen.
This is it, it's time to wake the fuck up.
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Through intensive research, and thanks to my 4 digit IQ and my amphetamine-enhanced schizophrenia I've reached a conclusion, which I think we can agree upon, of how the Guntapocalypse will unfold itself, the data is pretty clear.
This is how the Guntapocalypse, and Internet Bloodsports in general, will unfold within the time frame of the next 50 years:
-Andy Warski will die of an opiod overdose in Portugal, within the next summer and the end of 2021.
-Shannon Joshua C. Vickers, also known as the Demon Baby, will try to fight the dark side within himself for most of his adult life, but he will end up being defeated Anakin Skywalker-style (it will be very epic).
-JMK and Nick Fuentes will fight for the control of the Holy See, this will cause much division in the Christian world, especially Catholic Southern Europe and Latin America, ultimately, JMK will win using his satanic powers obtained through his incestous relationship with his very own sister.
-Phantom Organization and Spectre will build the first gay brothel of Mars.
-The total war between JMK and Nick Fuentes will destroy most of the developed world. Due to global warming and widestread famine we will all become electronic-based organism, and the Dlive lemon will become the new currency, which will made the gunt extremely wealthy.
-The gunt, after indulging in pill and whiskey for 3 weeks straight, will wake up from his stupor and plan ahead using his newfound wealth
-His strategy involves traveling back in time with the aid of Indigo White, and steal Jash's hurtcore stash and Basic Attention Token wallet, in this timeline the 9/11 of the internet (codename: "Gamergate") never happens and both Sargon and JMK become prestigious gender studies professors.
-Faith Vickers will be the first trans-racial person to be shot by a Turing Police Officer.

Ladies and guntlemen:
Vote puzzle piece if this all makes sense to you and you agree.
Vote top hat if you agree and you want tachy to post lewd pictures
Vote green moon with a star if you think that God is one, almighty and merciful, and that Kaffirs and sinners alike shalt suffer for all eternity in Jahannam.
Vote anything else if you have an immense homolust for my juicy giant cock and want to be mercilessly sodomised by it.
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I won't vote...I won't. This is super serious stuff, have some respect


tachy should show some snatch, think of the children
 
EL NEGRO powiedział(a):


Nick did address the leaks
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Whoever tweeted that is a fucking genius. This is how you pit them against each other. Ralph has no self control whatsoever, and shit is definitely going to pop off at Road Rage (or possibly sooner than that).
Remember to put your sunglasses on, and don't look directly into the flash.
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Y'all miss the important point of that Rackets clip: "I don't fucking care what goes on in the life of Ethan Ralph."

I wouldn't be surprised if Ethan perceives that as more of a slap to the face than everything else: If Nick stands with Ralph, Ethan can "claim" him and "wins" again against Broke Dick Farms. If Nick disavows, he is just another aylawg Ralph can use to help rally the guntguard: You can calculate the worth of a man by the number of his enemies – Guntstave Flaubert

You can love Ralph, you can hate Ralph, but don't you dare ignore him - don't you know who he is?!
 
Fools Idol powiedział(a):
I've jumped ahead in this thread so I have to ask, why the fuck are we talking about Rekieta now? He has nothing to do with any of this. I'll say it again, It's a thread about Ethan Ralph, the fat guy who stuck his thumb in the ass of a 19 year old nutcase. If you want to talk about Rekieta, even about Ralph then do it in his thread.

This thread is hard enough to read though without you people going on multiple page discussions about nothing.
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You're a whiner and a faggot. Of course the anime avatar wants to sweep the Rekieta talk under the rug.
 
Haru Okumura powiedział(a):
Ethan finally stated when his Road Rage coverage will start: Thursday afternoon around 2 PM EST
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So is there going to be a killstream tonight, or will he be in transit to Tampa? I can't remember if he said he would be going before or right after he streams.

I'll try to get a stream going for the Tampa shit, but I will be working at 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 so it will more than likely be a silent snipe less skype doots from the head magoo asking how streaming a sentient toe is work-related.
 
Fools Idol powiedział(a):
What part of "If you want to talk about Rekieta, even about Ralph then do it in his thread" don't you understand? Also my avatar is from The Big O you utter fucking pleb.
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Not knowing whatever faggot anime your avatar comes from is a badge of honour. Why don't you losers try consuming media that isn't 90% panning shots over a static background that some slant has the nerve to call animation?
 
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