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I love how Phil is so blatantly in damage control at the moment. He starts talking to his pack of retards like he is talking to Jasper. Throw in a couple of "man"s at the end of the phrase and you know he is putting up that fake persona.

36 dollars to end ginshin, never te be seen again probably as tip goa... I mean the PS5 releases and everyone is hyped about that and wants to see that.
 
There might be a few reasons as to why tips have been slow as of late. Here are some of my theories.

1. The Vest Streak really squeezed most paypigs completely dry. As I indicated during the Cuck Streak, Phil was getting extremely greedy and constantly pushing the envelope to make sure the Streak continued no matter what the financial consequences in the future might be once the streak was over. These people don’t have an infinite amount of funds and as exemplified by their awful spending habits (such as donating to awful content creators), they’re most likely not fiduciary conscious people. Maybe their impulsive spending habits are not feasible given the current economic landscape.

2. Economic impacts due to COVID are affecting a lot of people adversely and his paypigs are not exempt from the depression our economy is going through. Most of his paypigs are working class Joes who all appear to work minimum wage jobs with a few exceptions who appear to be working decently paying salary jobs (whom I assume were the 2-3 whales who were solely keeping the Vest Streak alive during the last two months of its existence). Everyone is going through a difficult time currently and people are most likely tightening their spending habits.

3. The holiday season is coming up with two new-gen console releases. During a time of economic hardship, the paypigs who are planning on buying these expensive pieces of hardware must make the choice to either spend it on the pig or for their own personal enjoyment. Once in a great while, it appears their neurons connect and common sense prevails where in this instance, spending money for their own entertainment instead of someone else’s is a determining factor in whether or not donating to the pig is a superfluous expenditure in the moment.

4. Phil’s begging narratives are simply falling apart. @Surly_Muppet has been doing a great job of summarizing how nonsensical Phil’s lies have become and how difficult it has become for him to keep a string of coherent stories as to why he really needs your tips. I remember when Phil was gloating about the granting of his bankruptcy at the same time of the Fag Streak’s ascent, I thought he’d be in trouble the moment the momentum of that dumb streak ended because he’d have very little excuses in the way of coming up with a new narrative to constantly cry about “being in the red.” His reliance on being in debt and constantly needing your money was a great excuse to squeeze his audience but that excuse is gone now, hence why new begging methodologies have come about.

5. The chargeback saga have started to make some of the paypigs question the begging narratives in general. The Gay Streak was a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it was a financial positive for Phil; on the other, it made his “success” too public and too open for everyone to see. Hence why when he cries about a $100 chargeback, it’s still too fresh in his paypigs’ memories about how he was making upwards of $300 cash for almost 6 months and therefore why $100 would all of a sudden be a big deal. Even for these simpletons, it’s just too sketchy that a few hundred dollars worth of chargebacks (never presented with evidence or accompanied with screenshots on Twitter) could potentially break or make the pig after racking out for months on end.

Again, these are just some theories I thought of and could be completely wrong on all of them. I believe there’ll be some uptick in tips once the PS5 comes out but I’m not sure if he’s even getting it this week if he still hasn’t paid for his preorder. Which would be fucking hilarious to see after all this flexing and acting special for preordering a fucking console were to fall through.
 
Okay I gotta ask, what in the holy fuck is Phil spending all this money on? He's been making WAY more than usual over the past many months and still pretends to be in financial distress. I figure he's either completely lying or has to be blowing insane amounts of money on something. I know he spends money on WWE Champions but doesn't there have to be something else that he's spending his money on? I've never played an addiction-based mobile game but I can't imagine that he's still spending multiple thousands on it per month. I just saw a great video by MrHuthStuff where he has tons of clips of DSP talking about playing and spending money on tons of other mobile games. Isn't it possible or even likely that he's playing multiple gacha games at the same time? According to DSP in these videos, it looks like he's always been playing at least a few addictive mobile games at the same time. If so, what other game(s) do you think he's playing and is it possible that he's dumping money these other games? I mean he doesn't seem to have any expensive material objects that he's bought recently, never leaves his house or does anything so shouldn't he have multiple thousand of dollars to save each month? Where the fuck is all that money going?
 
Okay I gotta ask, what in the holy fuck is Phil spending all this money on? He's been making WAY more than usual over the past many months and still pretends to be in financial distress. I figure he's either completely lying or has to be blowing insane amounts of money on something. I know he spends money on WWE Champions but doesn't there have to be something else that he's spending his money on? I've never played an addiction-based mobile game but I can't imagine that he's still spending multiple thousands on it per month. I just saw a great video by MrHuthStuff where he has tons of clips of DSP talking about playing and spending money on tons of other mobile games. Isn't it possible or even likely that he's playing multiple gacha games at the same time? According to DSP in these videos, it looks like he's always been playing at least a few addictive mobile games at the same time. If so, what other game(s) do you think he's playing and is it possible that he's dumping money these other games? I mean he doesn't seem to have any expensive material objects that he's bought recently, never leaves his house or does anything so shouldn't he have multiple thousand of dollars to save each month? Where the fuck is all that money going?
I don't think it all goes to mobile gaming, but I think a solid chunk of it does. Other than that, I think he still makes stupid impulse buys, ordering in for the majority of dinners, and probably getting the occasional gift to throw into Kat's stable. There's also games, whatever premium services he has like his business class internet line and then the actual bills that he does have to pay. Easy to forget about those with how often he lies about them. But basically, I think a lot of smaller purchases that end up adding up pretty quickly, placed on top of the black hole that is his mobile gaming.

As for there being multiple games...eh, possibly. There's not exactly a shortage of mobile addictions to choose from. I personally don't think he does because Phil isn't exactly good at hiding things, both with how much he tends to mention things and his inability to use different usernames. Not to mention his general laziness. I think Champions is enough for him as well, since wrestling is one of the few things he enjoys. But I wouldn't exactly be shocked if someone stumbles on another TheyCallMeDSP account on some other game, and I'd wager he probably spends just as much on that as he does on Champions. In regards to the other games Phil used to play, I was always under the impression he jumped ship and didn't play them all at the same time, but it could be because I just naturally assume Phil is too lazy to invest in two games.
 
Okay I gotta ask, what in the holy fuck is Phil spending all this money on? He's been making WAY more than usual over the past many months and still pretends to be in financial distress. I figure he's either completely lying or has to be blowing insane amounts of money on something. I know he spends money on WWE Champions but doesn't there have to be something else that he's spending his money on? I've never played an addiction-based mobile game but I can't imagine that he's still spending multiple thousands on it per month. I just saw a great video by MrHuthStuff where he has tons of clips of DSP talking about playing and spending money on tons of other mobile games. Isn't it possible or even likely that he's playing multiple gacha games at the same time? According to DSP in these videos, it looks like he's always been playing at least a few addictive mobile games at the same time. If so, what other game(s) do you think he's playing and is it possible that he's dumping money these other games? I mean he doesn't seem to have any expensive material objects that he's bought recently, never leaves his house or does anything so shouldn't he have multiple thousand of dollars to save each month? Where the fuck is all that money going?

he mentioned recently that he could start furnishing the house with "good" furniture, and exclaimed the furniture he spent $10,000+ on when he moved in, that old furniture is now "crappy"

i've even spent some time thinking "maybe he is putting extra down on his 30yr mortgage", but then I remind myself that he has barely made a dent in his $14,000 car loan from whenever he got it
 
I would say I'm about 70% confident there's another money sink besides Champions. All indications are that his burn rate on Champions has been nearly constant all year, including during the bankruptcy and the boom times. When the vest streak was going on, his Champions points buy rate didn't suddenly spike up. I'm still of the opinion that Phil is mostly "maxed out" in the game and he spends only what he needs to get new content as it's released. This being Scopely, that's still a lot, but it's not infinite.
Just the fact that he even has every single wrestler will put him fairly high up in the rankings compared to the plebs.

I wonder if he did something incredibly stupid like buying Kat a fancy new car of her own.
 
Okay I gotta ask, what in the holy fuck is Phil spending all this money on? He's been making WAY more than usual over the past many months and still pretends to be in financial distress. I figure he's either completely lying or has to be blowing insane amounts of money on something. I know he spends money on WWE Champions but doesn't there have to be something else that he's spending his money on? I've never played an addiction-based mobile game but I can't imagine that he's still spending multiple thousands on it per month. I just saw a great video by MrHuthStuff where he has tons of clips of DSP talking about playing and spending money on tons of other mobile games. Isn't it possible or even likely that he's playing multiple gacha games at the same time? According to DSP in these videos, it looks like he's always been playing at least a few addictive mobile games at the same time. If so, what other game(s) do you think he's playing and is it possible that he's dumping money these other games? I mean he doesn't seem to have any expensive material objects that he's bought recently, never leaves his house or does anything so shouldn't he have multiple thousand of dollars to save each month? Where the fuck is all that money going?
Weekly groceries for two, eating out all the time, buying Khet shit like her own ps5 or xbsexbox. Of course the gacha and we haven't even seen the inside of his home so I'm sure he's accumulated all sorts of useless knick knacks and shit he doesn't need. Multiple monthly streaming services he doesn't use etc.

Feigning distress like usual. What, you want him to eat bread and stare at a wall?
 
Okay I gotta ask, what in the holy fuck is Phil spending all this money on? He's been making WAY more than usual over the past many months and still pretends to be in financial distress. I figure he's either completely lying or has to be blowing insane amounts of money on something. I know he spends money on WWE Champions but doesn't there have to be something else that he's spending his money on? I've never played an addiction-based mobile game but I can't imagine that he's still spending multiple thousands on it per month. I just saw a great video by MrHuthStuff where he has tons of clips of DSP talking about playing and spending money on tons of other mobile games. Isn't it possible or even likely that he's playing multiple gacha games at the same time? According to DSP in these videos, it looks like he's always been playing at least a few addictive mobile games at the same time. If so, what other game(s) do you think he's playing and is it possible that he's dumping money these other games? I mean he doesn't seem to have any expensive material objects that he's bought recently, never leaves his house or does anything so shouldn't he have multiple thousand of dollars to save each month? Where the fuck is all that money going?
I assume he has more than one game he plays on his phone. We have video of him mentioning multiple phone games in the past, I have no reason to think that isn't the case aside from a liar saying he doesn't play mobile games anymore when we know he plays WWE Champions still. Notice he says he doesn't play mobile games, not that he doesn't play WWE Champions, he includes them all which to me is a slip letting us know that he plays more than Champions. Honestly I'm kind of waiting any day for someone to discover another one of his accounts but Champions may be the only one where he noticeably whales out enough to make it to the top of the leaderboards.
 
I would say I'm about 70% confident there's another money sink besides Champions. All indications are that his burn rate on Champions has been nearly constant all year, including during the bankruptcy and the boom times. When the vest streak was going on, his Champions points buy rate didn't suddenly spike up. I'm still of the opinion that Phil is mostly "maxed out" in the game and he spends only what he needs to get new content as it's released. This being Scopely, that's still a lot, but it's not infinite.
Just the fact that he even has every single wrestler will put him fairly high up in the rankings compared to the plebs.

I wonder if he did something incredibly stupid like buying Kat a fancy new car of her own.
Na I doubt he bought another car since he only uses it once a week, his old car was essentially Leannas commute vehicle too.

He mentioned yesterday that he was having stuff delivered from amazon so I bet he is just doing what he always does, but stupid collectibles and shit.

He also mentioned several times in the past few months how he and Kat have been "refurbishing" the house and making it nicer so I guarantee he's bought new tvs, sofa, dining table, bed etc.

He's just THAT stupid.

Also, no way Kat is aware of the financial situation, he probably wants her to think he's flush and buys her whatever she wants.
 
Quick out of context DSP quote:
"Shit and dicks and fucking balls and ass and cocks I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF ANYMORE!"

He's gay he's gay he's gay totalllly gay.
 
As for the whale question it’s really simple, they are fickle as hell. You cannot predict people like them with screws loose, chances are they just got bored of phil and are currently preoccupied with something else.

As for where all the money goes besides WWE gacha, I like to think he just spends it all quickly, he clearly sees the money he gets as spending money and can’t budget for shit. There are just idiots like him in the world that will get handed 100 dollars and immediately spend it poorly. He’ll buy something useless for the house that he doesn’t need, or an Uber/door dash delivery food.

The real suspect thing is he doesn’t seem to be gaining any noticble weight, so he probably isn’t blowing it all on fast food and eating out. We’ve seen what phil who does nothing but eat out looks like lol
 
I assume he has more than one game he plays on his phone. We have video of him mentioning multiple phone games in the past, I have no reason to think that isn't the case aside from a liar saying he doesn't play mobile games anymore when we know he plays WWE Champions still. Notice he says he doesn't play mobile games, not that he doesn't play WWE Champions, he includes them all which to me is a slip letting us know that he plays more than Champions. Honestly I'm kind of waiting any day for someone to discover another one of his accounts but Champions may be the only one where he noticeably whales out enough to make it to the top of the leaderboards.
I'm convinced that he spend way more than people think,most people on this forum think he only spent the money to get to his level plus a little more but most likely he has been dropping money on that game in the high hundreds of dollars each week for years.

Also Kat clearly doesn't contribute any money towards the house,you can tell he is slow but she is not that slow to not know about his addiction when all he has to do is read twitter under a sock to see WWE champions mentioned,and I'm sure Phil tips her IRL to keep her around.
 
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There's a ton of shit I should have quoted by the time I caught up but yeah, holy shit. Of course there's a New Beg, on top of the creative chargeback accounting. Imagine having the gall to tell your audience your finances are none of their business, and then beg day after day, despite the obvious windfalls.

When he says his audience just wants to chill I think a part of him secretly believes that absolves him of things they fucking see with their own eyes. Of course the audience doesn't care about the huge donations and the chargebacks, they're just there to hang out and relax with DSP.

I'm starting to wonder if Kat even knows about the bankruptcy. Maybe he told her some stupid lie about it not affecting their purchasing habits, so he has to continue to feed the hedonism treadmill she's on (exercise bike broke, dood).

There might be a few reasons as to why tips have been slow as of late. Here are some of my theories.

1. The Vest Streak really squeezed most paypigs completely dry. As I indicated during the Cuck Streak, Phil was getting extremely greedy and constantly pushing the envelope to make sure the Streak continued no matter what the financial consequences in the future might be once the streak was over. These people don’t have an infinite amount of funds and as exemplified by their awful spending habits (such as donating to awful content creators), they’re most likely not fiduciary conscious people. Maybe their impulsive spending habits are not feasible given the current economic landscape.

2. Economic impacts due to COVID are affecting a lot of people adversely and his paypigs are not exempt from the depression our economy is going through. Most of his paypigs are working class Joes who all appear to work minimum wage jobs with a few exceptions who appear to be working decently paying salary jobs (whom I assume were the 2-3 whales who were solely keeping the Vest Streak alive during the last two months of its existence). Everyone is going through a difficult time currently and people are most likely tightening their spending habits.

3. The holiday season is coming up with two new-gen console releases. During a time of economic hardship, the paypigs who are planning on buying these expensive pieces of hardware must make the choice to either spend it on the pig or for their own personal enjoyment. Once in a great while, it appears their neurons connect and common sense prevails where in this instance, spending money for their own entertainment instead of someone else’s is a determining factor in whether or not donating to the pig is a superfluous expenditure in the moment.

4. Phil’s begging narratives are simply falling apart. @Surly_Muppet has been doing a great job of summarizing how nonsensical Phil’s lies have become and how difficult it has become for him to keep a string of coherent stories as to why he really needs your tips. I remember when Phil was gloating about the granting of his bankruptcy at the same time of the Fag Streak’s ascent, I thought he’d be in trouble the moment the momentum of that dumb streak ended because he’d have very little excuses in the way of coming up with a new narrative to constantly cry about “being in the red.” His reliance on being in debt and constantly needing your money was a great excuse to squeeze his audience but that excuse is gone now, hence why new begging methodologies have come about.

5. The chargeback saga have started to make some of the paypigs question the begging narratives in general. The Gay Streak was a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it was a financial positive for Phil; on the other, it made his “success” too public and too open for everyone to see. Hence why when he cries about a $100 chargeback, it’s still too fresh in his paypigs’ memories about how he was making upwards of $300 cash for almost 6 months and therefore why $100 would all of a sudden be a big deal. Even for these simpletons, it’s just too sketchy that a few hundred dollars worth of chargebacks (never presented with evidence or accompanied with screenshots on Twitter) could potentially break or make the pig after racking out for months on end.

Again, these are just some theories I thought of and could be completely wrong on all of them. I believe there’ll be some uptick in tips once the PS5 comes out but I’m not sure if he’s even getting it this week if he still hasn’t paid for his preorder. Which would be fucking hilarious to see after all this flexing and acting special for preordering a fucking console were to fall through.

This is all truth spitting. Phil is just so fucking stupid and obstinate he has only the vaguest sense that things are falling apart and that he can't continue to come up with bullshit to keep the scam going. Even if he read this exactly he'd still have no clear understanding of the corner he's put himself in. And that's ultimately the greatest part. For him to win, he has to prove his haters wrong, and that means never improving as a streamer and spend spend spend.

Remember when he got rid of the couch and told everyone it was the post-vest reboot of his stream where he'd finally start making the improvements people have been asking for, for years? Guess that was never gonna happen, huh? Maybe if you want money you should some of the things you say you're going to do, Phil. How about all those Minecraft projects you took money for but didn't play?

EDIT: I wonder if he'd ever take the step of removing the contribution amounts from the screen completely. Whatever he has to do to maintain the lie, I imagine that's coming at some point.
 
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He makes voice videos for his Twitter going over his schedule now? Talk about nightmare fuel...

I never realized how funny it is that phil straight up lies to these chumps in every schedule, tells him what games he’s playing at 10AM and we all know that’s an hour off for his pre stream. Imagine being a new viewer who was unlucky enough to stumble upon this idiot and stupid enough to check out his stream, only to see fan art for 1-2 hours before the game lmao
 
If the stream tonight gets "Slow" maybe cheer himself up with some Gacha pulls.

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What makes this truly priceless is the fact that you chose a mid-snort screenshot of his face. That's the unmistakable face of an oddly-shaped-head rattling, momentary brain stopping, pause-and-it-looks-like-a rhinoplasty pigroach snort if ever I've seen one. It's that kind of attention to detail (along with the pajama pants and graphic tee) that I applaud. Biggest of ups to you.
 
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Phil's great plan of making people dox themselves to tip him has worked a blinder. Now it really is just 3-4 whales keeping him going.

That's what’s extra funny about all of this.

Above most things people are lazy. Even if I loved DSP and wanted to contribute, the hoops you gotta jump through would make me not even bother. Sometimes I won’t buy something if my card info isn’t saved and my wallet is across the room. He really loses out on the impulse donations.
 
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