💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[MarineTrainedTard]

Nah, he is definitely a DSP type.

This is definitely true. If you aren't blinded by TES and know a bit about DSP, the similarities are pretty obvious

I'm gonna be a huge fag and quote myself from the DSP thread:

So Phil:
-Constantly accuses people of making stuff up and lying about him even when there's evidence
-Claims he didn't say or do something he clearly did (or vice versa)
-Believes all of his critics are mentally ill and losers
-Bans people for asking tough questions

Phil could be President of the US with that attitude some day!

Gonna add claims that he won when he clearly lost, if it weren't for bullshit bugged mechanics, nothing he could do

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Didn't you go into the TDS thread to rub it in Trump supporters faces.

Also this is disingenuous, because if you wanted to bring laughs you don't need to do this moral grandstanding on how Trump is the king of lolcows and we're all hypocrites. Especially given how while wealth doesn't indicate who is a lolcow or not there is a big difference between Trump and a mentally insane retard like CWC who believes in cartoon dimensions. Also you care little for actual comedy if judging by your posts in the COVID conspiritards and TES threads where you spend more time preaching how evil people who deny COVID are or how dumb Trump supporters are while regularly just making fun of facebook boomers who view Trump is a god which is just the same shit. Not saying it's wrong to criticize people but there is no comedy in it and it comes across as some seething butthurt

I am not saying this because I like Trump, hell I think he is someone who needs to get off his damn phone sometimes especially with how laughable some of his tweets are (I did find it funny when celebrities read his tweets in goofy voices since that shit is hilarious) along with doing some weird habits.

If this is just going to be a thread on Trump then what else is funny beyond his tweets, why do you need to grandstand on him being the king of lolcows instead of showing him acting like an idiot in public beyond saying things you politically disagree with?

As for this thread, personally I don't think it's a good idea not because it is making fun of Trump but because it will open the floodgates for threads on so many other politicians who act exceptional (like AOC and Cruz) and given politics bring out many idiots even from those in power, it could lead to a complete shitshow.

He’s a senile old fart and his supporters are nuts. And I love complete shitshows.

 

[Shield Breaker]

This is definitely true. If you aren't blinded by TES and know a bit about DSP, the similarities are pretty obvious

I'm gonna be a huge fag and quote myself from the DSP thread:

Gonna aid claims that he won when he clearly lost, if it weren't for bullshit bugged mechanics, nothing he could do

Agreed. One thing to add: despite how hopeless DSP's situation, he often pulls through, regardless of how ridiculous the solution ends up being (see bankruptcy). Trump is also like this, which should scare those with TDS. There's like five recounts about to happen, and all of them used the same software that gave Biden 6,000 of Trump's votes in a single county in Michigan, due to a known glitch. If any of the states flip, Trump wins.

NGL, Trump winning due to crying fraud, but they discover it was just a glitch is probably the funniest possible outcome. TES and TDS will be mad for completely different reasons.

 

[FencePost]

The selective memory of these remaining dick riders is amazing. This dumb motherfucker tried to sue the Irish/Scottish government to take down the wind turbines they had built on government property at first because he thought they would affect his golf course profits and then he came up with the idea that they were giving him cancer or some dumb shit. Don't sit there and tell me or yourself that Donald J Trump is a rational human being.

E: jesus christ I can't type

Spoiler: Sauce

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/437096-trump-claims-noise-from-windmills-causes-cancer

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I think the problem you're running into is that there's tons of places to go to for that already, making this thread kinda boring. I'm sure every single tweet you're finding has appeared in some twitter hot take or Buzzfeed article at some point by now. Hell we had three years of Rachel Maddow doing multi-hour long segments about how shit trump is; kinda making this the most normie thread I've seen in a while. Also you can make fun of trump all you want on twitter and get asspats, my reason for coming here to the forum is to laugh at retards that doing so would get me banned elsewhere.

So I think a bit of the backlash you're getting is that.

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Oh so you’re just upset that you want to vomit out praises for Trump and are disappointed that a lot of people here don’t feel the same way.

 

[spergetti & NEETballs]

it's an old one but it gets me every time

 

[Neil]

We don't usually allow a-logs to create thread OPs, right? Why start now?


OP has severe TDS, to the point where she just comes across as a bitter wine box bitch. Trump is definitely a cow, but I think having famous politician threads is a bad idea in general. Wu works because he's never going to win anything.

Man, you guys really cannot handle Trump being made fun of, can you? This is what I'm talking about, Trump can never be made fun of ever, or else you butthurt retards start swarming in and projecting your asshurt onto others.

If you really weren't bothered by it, you'd let the thread be instead of having idiots like yourself suffering TES/BDS from the TDS thread pile in and start white knighting for orange man.

 

[Cynically Insane]

Way, way back, Letterman had a segment on his show called, "Trump or Monkey". Those videos have gotten really hard to find since 2015. But I do have one to share.

Fucking Letterman thought Trump was a lolcow 20 or 30 some odd years ago.

Edited for spelling

 

[JP's_Canadian_Cider]

Nah, he is definitely a DSP type. Meanwhile, OP gets assmad someone laughed at her shitty thread and started yelling at them like a Karen.

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Also, I am never going to stop calling myself a left-leaning moderate, so cry all you want about it.

Well this isn't a fucking thread about OP being a fag or not. If you want to discuss him, make a thread or some shit like that. Nobody cares if a user is weird, we are trying to enjoy Donnyboy fucking up.

Press conference in a few minutes. Is he going to declare victory? Maybe even urge his supporters do something vague like "take action" or "confront them if something is wrong"?

Also, the only ones that have been observed trying to fuck with the election is QAnon, right?

 

[Shield Breaker]

Man, you guys really cannot handle Trump being made fun of, can you? This is what I'm talking about, Trump can never be made fun of ever, or else you butthurt retards start swarming in and projecting your asshurt onto others.

If you really weren't bothered by it, you'd let the thread be instead of having idiots like yourself suffering TES/BDS from the TDS thread pile in and start white knighting for orange man.

I don't care if he gets made fun of. I literally just said he was the DSP of politics, and have for a long time.

Well this isn't a fucking thread about OP being a fag or not. If you want to discuss him, make a thread or some shit like that. Nobody cares if a user is weird, we are trying to enjoy Donnyboy fucking up.

Press conference in a few minutes. Is he going to declare victory? Maybe even urge his supporters do something vague like "take action" or "confront them if something is wrong"?

Also, the only ones that have been observed trying to fuck with the election is QAnon, right?

Half of the people who are coming in here now are like me, and followed the retarded bitch from the other thread where she was crying about people laughing at her precious thread.

 

[Neil]

I think the problem you're running into is that there's tons of places to go to for that already, making this thread kinda boring. I'm sure every single tweet you're finding has appeared in some twitter hot take or Buzzfeed article at some point by now. Hell we had three years of Rachel Maddow doing multi-hour long segments about how shit trump is; kinda making this the most normie thread I've seen in a while. Also you can make fun of trump all you want on twitter and get asspats, my reason for coming here to the forum is to laugh at retards that doing so would get me banned elsewhere.

Again, no one is forcing you to read this thread. You're forcing yourself to because it makes you angry and you're trying in vain to kill it because you can't handle your daddy figure being made fun of.
Tons of sites make fun of DSP, Chris, Tom Preston, Bob Chipman, and Maddox, Chris is the most well-known lolcow, I guess we should shut the site down as a whole because everyone makes fun of him.

You don't get to pick and choose who the farms makes fun of. You've only been here at max a year, joining only at the end of 2018. You don't understand what the site is as much as you think you do.

my reason for coming here to the forum is to laugh at retards that doing so would get me banned elsewhere.

I'm pretty sure making fun of DSP, Chris, Tom Preston, Bob Chipman, Maddox, etc etc isn't a bannable offense on most sites.

Those lolcow threads are still there. This thread being here doesn't remove your capacity or ability to post in them either. The only thing stopping you is your quivering hands and salt-filled tears pouring out because people are making fun of orange man.

 

[Lonely Grave]

ITT: /pol/tards from A&N discover that Kiwi Farms is, in fact, a place to laugh at retards rather than a MAGApede outpost, resulting in 12 pages of cope and seethe and we're not even close to getting it out of Proving Grounds yet.

The site has focused heavily on TDS and the left because they have been the ones making the biggest idiots of themselves since 2016. Now Trump has lost, his fans are chimping out, and we are laughing at you as well.

We were never on your side.

This has to be the greatest backstab in the history of Kiwi Farms. Torpedoing the hopes and dreams an entire subforum of poltards and TES zombies, all completely following the spirit of the site. Glorious.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Biden just won Pennsylvania.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Biden just won Pennsylvania.

This statement in from Donald Trump:

"WUUUUUT? I lost! Ack ack ack ack! Fucking FEC doesn't know how to run an election! Bugged tabulation mechanics! *Snort* I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct."

 

[Mage]

Welp, the race has been called for Joe.

Mods, you may move this Thread past the Prospering Grounds please.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Welp, the race has been called for Joe.

Mods, you may move this Thread past the Prospering Grounds please.

TBH, I might wait a bit, it's not technically official.... yet.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

The willful denial of reality.

 

[4STA]

The willful denial of reality.
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I wonder if he literally will need to be escorted out by police while kicking and screaming.

 

[FencePost]

The willful denial of reality.
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I can smell the cope from here

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I wonder if he literally will need to be escorted out by police while kicking and screaming.

Nah, that won't happen.


It'll be the Secret Service, not the police