a woman unfriended me on facebook last night. i was so pissed

[Happy Fish]

Have sex with her dad. That'll show her.

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

Remember to archive and post your manifesto here before you shot up her neighborhood.

In addition, please, whatever you choose to do, don't forget to livestream your rampage. Post a link in this thread before you go in.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

In addition, please, whatever you choose to do, don't forget to livestream your rampage. Post a link in this thread before you go in.

Addendum: say something stupid (i.e. Subscribe to Pewdiepie, I am Sam Hyde, Black Lives Matter, Allah Akbar, or Press gamers) right as you start and during the rampage. Bonus points if you say more than one regardless of context.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Delete your facebook - Best way forward.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Any bets that it was an thirstpost?

An thirstpost?

 

[Shiversblood]

I’m not posting anything on Facebook at all anymore. No posts and no comments on other people posts. People are too crazy these days they take everything I say the wrong way.

 

[Pissmaster]

I’m not posting anything on Facebook at all anymore. No posts and no comments on other people posts. People are too crazy these days they take everything I say the wrong way.

I left years ago. Everyone who still uses Facebook has no sense of humor.

i messaged her asking her why the hell she was such a coward to unfriend me, and she said i was mentally ill

She's projecting. She is the mentally ill one, that's why she blocked you first.

 

[Looney Troons]

Shivers was just cordially letting her know that he was no longer in need of anus because Trent was back in town

 

[Pope of Trash]

Who isn't mentally ill, in this, the year of our Lord 2020.

 

[Wraith]

>jewbook
stopped reading there

 

[Cyclonus]

If she wasn't comfortable with you masturbating in front if her then she shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

 

[Pissmaster]

It has been two months since that FUCKING BITCH unfriended our friend Shiversblood. She deeply regrets her decision. Speaking with her therapist about it, asking if it was the right thing to do. The therapist tells her "No." She goes home and gets her dad's gun out of storage. Puts it in her mouth and pulls the trigger.

*click*

It is unloaded. She does not know how to load bullets into the clip, and is too afraid to ask anyone. She must live with her shame. She cries herself to sleep, dreaming of Shiversblood, and what could have been. In the morning she paints a portrait of Shiversblood with her period blood

 

[Goobaalert]

OP