Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Sped Xing]

I'd be pretty happy with gridlock at this point

More like girldick

 

[HeyYou]

Welp, mail-in and absentee ballots are going to decide the election days after election day. This is going to be a shitshow.

 

[Bakarina]

Oh, yeah, I forgot this is still a thing in Murica. Can anybody explain why?

Voter ID is a racist concept and you should sent to the gulags for asking for it.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

(Because I'm a bipartisan bitch here's the trump version)

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING KIWIFARMS! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Trump (yes, THE Trunp from The Apprentice) getting elected as the US President! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Supreme Court Case when they rule in favor of Trump!

>H-HAH! BIDEN IS STARTING TO GET UP IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE! TRUMP IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!!!"
“No!”

Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one questionable election instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Ballot-stuffing” Bidencucks, Trump has a lot more votes among swing states! Ever heard of Florida, Texas, and Ohio? And while you’re busy obsessing over Trump, care to explain how Biden is suddenly up after the counting was frozen? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

 

[Thatonedude]

Can someone give me a good vote track?(or whatever its called) I can't rely on this thread since it goes a way then another.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

Well, everyone good with getting rid of the electoral college now, or?

You still believe in Democracy?

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

I voted in person in a rural county. My vote has already been counted.

I vote no confidence in your front of peace and love. I vote bad faith in a lot of the people involved in this election and I shall not be peaceful or friendly. Especially not you, as I think you're bullshiting this.

 

[Dyn]

Trump's lost it, cope and seethe you bigoteded chuds lmao.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Even though I think Biden will be worse, we all have to be prepared for the facts that if either of them win, half the country will hate them. I don't think the right will riot though, and will mostly larp about doing something.

Half the country doesn't matter. All institutions of power fully support him, there were fact-checkers on youtube trying to claim him saying he'll ban fracking/oil on the debate was "mostly false" (by contorting the claim).
He'll be propped up as hard as Trump was pinned down.

 

[Bongocat]

Honestly yes, I am a little surprised actually; I expect the farms to be completely unusable if Trump lost but people seem to be taking it like champs and continuing actual cordial discussion. Massive credit to everyone for that.

Life is all about managing expectations

 

[usernames can change now!]

actually it's about ethics in ballot harvesting

 

[Terrifik]

Can someone give me a brief summary of the Sharpies theory?

people being dumb not reading & photo or video taping the process which says use pen only on ballots .
believe we have anti bleed troughballot so its ok to use sharpie instead of pens.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Tech has been on a stagnation trend, outside of the military. We mostly get Iphones with a shiny new case, instead of any actual practical advancements.

Thank Tim Apple for that

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Funny how Oxford's saying there's a Covid vaccine probably coming by christmas now that Biden's almost locked it up

 

[Bad Luck]

Oh, yeah, I forgot this is still a thing in Murica. Can anybody explain why?

Asking for an ID to vote is racist or ablist or something.
Anyone who wants it is just a fascist that needs to be punched, canceled and have their car set on fire.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Lol @Night is awake and going through the thread with his le reddit downvotes again.

 

[A Grey Cat]

twitter trying to get noel in trouble with nintendo

F for the farm's moon

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Half the country doesn't matter. All institutions of power fully support him, there were fact-checkers on youtube trying to claim him saying he'll ban fracking/oil on the debate was "mostly false" (by contorting the claim).
He'll be propped up as hard as Trump was pinned down.

I agree. The right won't do anything, just like they always have.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

What little good Joe will do, but well, maybe still better than Harris. Better get used to praying for him to not to get canned for Harris.

We all know he's just a puppet anyways. I'm pretty sure he's dying.

Trump supporters were shoving sharpies in their buttholes and posting pictures on the internet in lieu of filling out their ballots. They then complained that their sharpie butthole pics weren't being counted.

Can confirm, I managed to put 7 in my butthole so that Trump would get 7 votes but now they're being ignored. This is clearly unconstitutional.

 

[Rekkington]

Voter ID is a racist concept and you should sent to the gulags for asking for it.

I love how voter ID is proposed as a black thing when more niggers have drivers licenses than high school diplomas. It's literally just a thing for Illegal Mexican Women to vote for more welfare.