Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[farttpott]

lol the only difference in those two pics is:
had a shave
looking the other direction
no hat

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

lol the only difference in those two pics is:
had a shave
looking the other direction
no hat

Exactly, And from the PBS video, we know he is currently just as big and hulking, if not even bigger, than his pre-transition pic. I was honestly a little surprised to see just how much larger he seemed than Pennywise!

 

[Constellationzero]

"-And this here, children, is That Infamous Tweet - would you mind reading out it loud, Wendy?
-Yes, sir. So, um, AM HOLE. Is that it?
-Yes, thank you. Before I show you children the context of this tweet, I'll warn you it is not for the faint of the heart, so feel free to leave the classroom for approximately five minutes. Nobody? All right, don't say I never warned you. Here goes!"

Add an Odorama card, and you've got yourself a class!

Spoiler

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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Is it just me or has he gotten fatter?

I like how this selfie just underlines how male Kevin actually is - boxy body, boxy head. Plus he is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Enoby Way]

Catching up on the last week or two of this thread.

Don't give him ideas, it's Kevin and you know he'd shove an icicle up there.

Anyone remember those dildoes during the height of the Twilight craze that you were supposed to put in a freezer before using so you could simulate the feel of an ice-cold, rock-hard vampire dick inside you?

I know we are not the autistic illuminati, but seeing this thing trying to groom people into transitioning really makes one want to intervene. There are a lot of misguided teens out on the internet, and idiots like him could be the reason they mutilate themselves and destroy their lives. Hopefully this Ryan guy saw the light and will avoid Kevin in the future and others follow suit.

I just want to say I've never laughed so hard but been so simultaneously depressed at anything else I've ever read in this thread.

Reality check, men cannot get pregnant no matter how MtF trans he gets.

Late but nobody else addressed it. Kevin didn't think *he* got pregnant on his first time, he thought he got his cis girlfriend pregnant. Or she did get pregnant and had an abortion, I honestly don't want to go back and check.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Anyone remember those dildoes during the height of the Twilight craze that you were supposed to put in a freezer before using so you could simulate the feel of an ice-cold, rock-hard vampire dick inside you?

I can honestly say I do not.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I can honestly say I do not.

The Tantus Vamp: Sparkling, Icy Twilight Dildo

This Twilight dildo, presumably meant to be modeled after Edward Cullen’s dong, sparkles and stays cold if you put it in a freezer for that special fked-by-the-undead feeling. Updated by popular request… Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic...

dangerousminds.net

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Giving your privates ice burn sounds like a thing Kevin would be thrilled about.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

The Tantus Vamp: Sparkling, Icy Twilight Dildo

This Twilight dildo, presumably meant to be modeled after Edward Cullen’s dong, sparkles and stays cold if you put it in a freezer for that special fked-by-the-undead feeling. Updated by popular request… Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic...

dangerousminds.net

That wasn't intended to be an invitation.

 

[RonRiot]

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Not only is he physically repulsive, but's obvious to anyone what picture one and picture two are the same person.

Removing his ability to coom was the only way could ever participate in No-Nut November:
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Kev-Kev getting SRS was the best thing he ever did! It's excellent insurance that he'll never reproduce.

I’m waiting for Am-hole April. It’s traditionally celebrated on the first of the month with smirking neckbeards across the land trying to fool themselves that lopping their dicks off makes them blushing anime girls.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Giving your privates ice burn sounds like a thing Kevin would be thrilled about.

Pain means the nerves are waking up!!1

 

[RIP Tranch]

It's Kev's 11 month anniversary today. Just one more month till the big 1-Year milestone, so you guys better get presents and prepare your speeches.

 

[White Devil]

It's Kev's 11 month anniversary today. Just one more month till the big 1-Year milestone, so you guys better get presents and prepare your speeches.

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Louie Anderson made a more convincing woman.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

It's Kev's 11 month anniversary today. Just one more month till the big 1-Year milestone, so you guys better get presents and prepare your speeches.

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Kevin, 11 months ago:

Kevin, 2 months ago:

Kevin, now:

40% less hair, 30% more weight, and 100% fewer penile nerve endings. Don't worry though, the nerves will wake themselves up soon!

 

[Revo]

Kevin, 11 months ago:
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Kevin, 2 months ago:
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Kevin, now:
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40% less hair, 30% more weight, and 100% fewer penile nerve endings. Don't worry though, the nerves will wake themselves up soon!

Kev looks very gross/ugly in/on all of these 3 images tbh.

 

[White Devil]

Not even Optimus Prime would accept this ugly bitch.

 

[COCK DESTROYER]

Kev looks very gross/ugly in/on all images tbh.

ftfy

 

[BunchofMunch]

It's Kev's 11 month anniversary today. Just one more month till the big 1-Year milestone, so you guys better get presents and prepare your speeches.

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The hard shell taco emoji as a reference to the AM hole seems pretty appropriate at least, since they too tend to immediately fall apart and make a sloppy mess.

 

[Neko GF]

Lou Kevin needs shekels for "bills" again:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1323290635575554050 (Archive)

 

[Constellationzero]

Kevin, 11 months ago:
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Kevin, 2 months ago:
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Kevin, now:
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40% less hair, 30% more weight, and 100% fewer penile nerve endings. Don't worry though, the nerves will wake themselves up soon!

Is he using a smoothing tool or filter in that last picture? Because GODDAMN, that middle one... His face has more pits and craters than a vehicle left out in a parking lot during a hailstorm.

EDIT: Tweet the word "No" to Kevin. Would we all still be amazing and would he still love us?