🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[CWCissey]

He writes about her “ upper-class” limo. Are there lower-class limos?

Hummerzines?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ's fantasy life and reality are so diametrically opposed that I'm surprised there's not a large explosion when one makes contact with the other.

 

[nemesisAF]

Ah Coldstone right, Dairy Queen is too pedestrian for his acquired palette

Lower risk. Coldstone serves just dessert while if he sprung for DQ, bitch could think he is going to scoring for a chili dog too. I mean, until he knows for sure he is getting some, he is not spending Olive Garden money on her!

 

[Miss Misery]

He writes about her “ upper-class” limo. Are there lower-class limos?

Oh yes.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He's probably one of those idiots who think women live on a diet of salads and health bars that taste like cardboard

He is also probably one of those idiots who think women max out credit cards all the time shopping for clothes every other day

Not like manly study greer, he only needs one, two sets of clothes tops! (dry retches)

I know all of my discretionary income is put towards my “shoes/sexy babydoll negligees/salads/bath bombs” fund. Also an emergency fund for getting my hair did and my everything violently brazilian waxed, in case a man asks me to Olive Garden.

Never touch health bars, love. They’re filled with arse-fattening, man-repelling carbs! Just do what the anorexic supermodels do and swallow cotton balls soaked in orange juice.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Russ's fantasy life and reality are so diametrically opposed that I'm surprised there's not a large explosion when one makes contact with the other.

I sometimes wonder how much time out of every day Russell spends in his little fantasy worlds. He put so much ridiculous detail into the dream sequences in his book that he must really slip into those fantasies often. Like when the judge is chewing him out for filling a frivolous lawsuit and all Russ does is ignore him and think about the castle dream and Taylor betraying him. Now consider that he spends most of his day alone in his apartment, with no friends and pretty much no one on social media talking to him for years. I wonder if Russ views his entire life from the perspective of his many insane dreams, thinking of himself as some kind of superhero/legal genius/heartthrob and his few clashes with reality in the form of being fired, rejected, and losing lawsuits cause him even more distress by shattering his pathetic hero fantasies.

 

[The Dude]

He writes about her “ upper-class” limo. Are there lower-class limos?

Yes. A 1985 Cadillac or Lincoln that's got oxidized paint and one of those boomerang TV antennas on the trunk that's bent to hell. Even one of those is out of Russhole's ability to afford, let alone something truly high-end like a Maybach or Rolls-Royce.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

I sometimes wonder how much time out of every day Russell spends in his little fantasy worlds. He put so much ridiculous detail into the dream sequences in his book that he must really slip into those fantasies often. Like when the judge is chewing him out for filling a frivolous lawsuit and all Russ does is ignore him and think about the castle dream and Taylor betraying him. Now consider that he spends most of his day alone in his apartment, with no friends and pretty much no one on social media talking to him for years. I wonder if Russ views his entire life from the perspective of his many insane dreams, thinking of himself as some kind of superhero/legal genius/heartthrob and his few clashes with reality in the form of being fired, rejected, and losing lawsuits cause him even more distress by shattering his pathetic hero fantasies.

I think the only time Rustys been in reality is when he gets smacked down in court. Even that is probly mere moments then its back to Rusty Land. The magical world full of Olive Gardens, instagram hoes, hot celebrities begging to suck him his penis, and crowds of npcs cheering him on everywhere he goes.

 

[Bridgeburner]

You're right on here, but don't forget that this is happening while Russell enjoys an all-expenses paid trip to meet Taylor and take her on a date. His words:
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All of this for writing her a song. Like, how much money would it take to send a fan on a trip like this? You'd have to pay for airfare for a normal fan, (not even counting that Russ is scared to fly) find them a hotel room in wherever they were going depending on where Taylor was at the time, you'd have to get a background check first, pay for security and management to arrange all of this, etc. But Russell doesn't think like that. He just thinks "I did my part, it's everyone else's job to give me what I deserve now."

How does a white knight sit on the toilet and opens an email?

 

[theshep]

Just looking at Greer's listings with US Copyright Office online.

What is 'Right here, right here (You deserve a better life)? Have we heard of this one before?

Also, I don't think that screenplay has been mentioned before.

 

[The Dude]

Just looking at Greer's listings with US Copyright Office online.

What is 'Right here, right here (You deserve a better life)? Have we heard of this one before?

Also, I don't think that screenplay has been mentioned before.

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Is that the title of his Holocaust/Nazi Concentration Camp story? The one where he makes Auschwitz look more like a Meatballs-esque summer camp with dances and dating and plays put on by the prisoners, and the SS guards are more like camp counselors helping "those crazy Jewish kids" hook up?

 

[Just A Butt]

Is that the title of his Holocaust/Nazi Concentration Camp story

Naaa. That was October Uprising.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just looking at Greer's listings with US Copyright Office online.

What is 'Right here, right here (You deserve a better life)? Have we heard of this one before?

Also, I don't think that screenplay has been mentioned before.

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Right Here, Right Here (You Deserve a Better Life) is a song he wrote and supposedly recorded but we've never heard anything beyond a clip of the title being sung, because it's apparently part of the chorus.

"Always Yours" is his latest screenplay which he described as a romantic comedy inspired by the song Centerfold by J. Geils Band, and is "a mix of Pretty Woman and 50 Shades" in which a guy happens upon his high school crush working at a Nevada brothel.

Neither has yet seen the light of day though.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Right Here, Right Here (You Deserve a Better Life) is a song he wrote and supposedly recorded but we've never heard anything beyond a clip of the title being sung, because it's apparently part of the chorus.

"Always Yours" is his latest screenplay which he described as a romantic comedy inspired by the song Centerfold by J. Geils Band, and is "a mix of Pretty Woman and 50 Shades" in which a guy happens upon his high school crush working at a Nevada brothel.

Neither has yet seen the light of day though.

Funny, when I think of Russ I think of the song Jenny / 867 5309 in which the singer sees the number of a hooker on a bathroom wall and he just falls in love, promising he is better than all the other guys that call her number.


Though he is still lustful and perverse like the story told through Centerfold

 

[Skullshatterer]

Don't forget showing up 30 min late to his own trial because he didn't read his documents properly, or showing up to his other trial after stopping at Staples to buy a HDMI cable that was laughably short.

He doesn't organize, he doesn't prepare, he coasts through life falling short of the bare minimum but because he is Russell" The Face" Greer that should be good enough to get multimillionaire pop stars to suck him his dick.

TBH I doubt the HDMI story was true, it was probably something he added that he though would make people sympathize with him as the main character of a movie just like most of whats in his book, but that still make him look into the stupid idiot he is.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You're right on here, but don't forget that this is happening while Russell enjoys an all-expenses paid trip to meet Taylor and take her on a date. His words:
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All of this for writing her a song. Like, how much money would it take to send a fan on a trip like this? You'd have to pay for airfare for a normal fan, (not even counting that Russ is scared to fly) find them a hotel room in wherever they were going depending on where Taylor was at the time, you'd have to get a background check first, pay for security and management to arrange all of this, etc. But Russell doesn't think like that. He just thinks "I did my part, it's everyone else's job to give me what I deserve now."

This reads like the fantasies of a teenager who's crushing hard on that one girl in school that's never given him the time of day but because he wrote her a sappy poem full of terrible rhymes and mangled prose he thinks she's going to be all over him.

Delusion, thy name is Russtard.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

He writes about her “ upper-class” limo. Are there lower-class limos?

that'd be any limo that contains a hen party

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

This reads like the fantasies of a teenager who's crushing hard on that one girl in school that's never given him the time of day but because he wrote her a sappy poem full of terrible rhymes and mangled prose he thinks she's going to be all over him.

Delusion, thy name is Russtard.

His fantasies are like the fantasies a 12 year old girl has about One Direction members or something. Except even a 12 year old fangirl doesn't think she has a legal right to the attention of whoever she's crushing on.

Right Here, Right Here (You Deserve a Better Life) is a song he wrote and supposedly recorded but we've never heard anything beyond a clip of the title being sung, because it's apparently part of the chorus.

"Always Yours" is his latest screenplay which he described as a romantic comedy inspired by the song Centerfold by J. Geils Band, and is "a mix of Pretty Woman and 50 Shades" in which a guy happens upon his high school crush working at a Nevada brothel.

Neither has yet seen the light of day though.

Always Yours, from how Russell described it, sounds like the ultimate NiceGuy fantasy. And that title is so creepy. It just sounds so possessive, like the girl is going to agree to be owned as a sex pet by the main character at the end. I bet at the end of it the girl is sobbing and begging for the main character, Grussell Reer, the only nice guy she has ever met, to give her a better life in exchange for sex whenever he wants it. I so wish we could get our hands on it, I bet it would be like the Taylor Swift limo fantasy except fully realized and we could see what Russell views as the perfect relationship. The cringe would be infinite.

 

[Orlando]

Watch out, Las Vegas. He could Very Easily afford his own place, but he wants to live with you!

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

If you could easily afford to rent your own place, emphasis on the word easily, why scour Facebook for roomates you mong, get your own place and be done with it.


Just trying to justify you aren't some job hopping Janitor to strangers on Facebook, already you come across as defensive.