🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

Don't forget showing up 30 min late to his own trial because he didn't read his documents properly, or showing up to his other trial after stopping at Staples to buy a HDMI cable that was laughably short.

He doesn't organize, he doesn't prepare, he coasts through life falling short of the bare minimum but because he is Russell" The Face" Greer that should be good enough to get multimillionaire pop stars to suck him his dick.

Yeah, he waited until the day of the trial to have his documents printed. Shit, I'm no paragon of organization, but if I was involved in a legal proceeding, I'd get my documents printed several days before. Hell, printers aren't that expensive. I'd buy one and print my own. But then, I don't save my money for hooker expeditions either.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Yeah, he waited until the day of the trial to have his documents printed. Shit, I'm no paragon of organization, but if I was involved in a legal proceeding, I'd get my documents printed several days before. Hell, printers aren't that expensive. I'd buy one and print my own. But then, I don't save my money for hooker expeditions either.

Most libraries will let you print stuff for about half a buck a page.

 

[break these cuffs]

Most libraries will let you print stuff for about half a buck a page.

Your library is fleecing you if they charge that. Mine is 10 cents and have told me not to worry about it a couple times when I forgot my wallet. My wallet wasn't even at home, it was in the car.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Most libraries will let you print stuff for about half a buck a page.

Half a buck?! What are you on man, that's precious hooker money!

 

[StinkySnack]

Half a buck?! What are you on man, that's precious hooker money!

And for every two pages printed, an e-thot could have been Venmoed a better life.

Speaking of, has Russell ever actually described in what way he thinks he can give girls a better life? I'd love for some Insta model to straight up ask him "What are you offering that will make my life better?" and share his answers with the public.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

And for every two pages printed, an e-thot could have been Venmoed a better life.

Speaking of, has Russell ever actually described in what way he thinks he can give girls a better life? I'd love for some Insta model to straight up ask him "What are you offering that will make my life better?" and share his answers with the public.

Never went into specifics, unless you count the trite he wrote in his Taylor Swift fanfiction where he takes her in a limo to Dairy Queen, because multimillionaires can't afford or have tasted processed, mass produced ice cream. Same with Olive Garden.

Russ never actually goes into detail about the better life he can offer to these women who can buy and sell his ass to Somalian pirates. He just offers mere trinkets in the form of Walmart flowers and chocolates, franchise restaurants and 2nd hand couches off eBay , he can't even offer them trips to Paris to go wine tasting, he is too much of a pussy to get on a plane or order a beer

 

[Constellationzero]

Only "looks like"?
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You know, this picture and the still shot from when he stood outside the court room waiting for Skordas (the one where you see him from the back) really drives home just how much he looks like one of those redneck hillbilly rape torture murder family members from "Wrong Turn."
I know others have asked this, but...just what in the almighty fuck does the greasy gourd see when he looks in a mirror? You can practically smell this picture through the screen, and I'd bet his bathroom and toilet area looks just like Larry Busboy's (Romeo Rose).

Horrifying...

EDIT: Butternut says in his tard book that he "takes" Taylor Swift to Cold Stone. And by "takes" he means in Taylor's "Upper-Class Limo" (LOL WTF) with a spinning disco ball and a Britbong named Rufus as the driver, and probably Rufus is paying for it--or Taylor. We all know butternut can't afford it.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Don't forget showing up 30 min late to his own trial because he didn't read his documents properly, or showing up to his other trial after stopping at Staples to buy a HDMI cable that was laughably short.

He doesn't organize, he doesn't prepare, he coasts through life falling short of the bare minimum but because he is Russell" The Face" Greer that should be good enough to get multimillionaire pop stars to suck him his dick.

Russ was late to the Ariana trial because he thought it was at 2, but even on top of that, he showed up at around 2:05, so he would've been late even if he got the time right. A lawsuit he filed and claimed was the trial of the century, and he couldn't even be bothered to show up on time.

Yeah, he waited until the day of the trial to have his documents printed. Shit, I'm no paragon of organization, but if I was involved in a legal proceeding, I'd get my documents printed several days before. Hell, printers aren't that expensive. I'd buy one and print my own. But then, I don't save my money for hooker expeditions either.

You ninja'd me on this. Even if he doesn't have a printer, I really can't believe he waited until an hour before the trial to get his documents printed. We don't know much about his personal life but based on how he handles his lawsuits Russell really seems like a massive procrastinator to me. I wonder if NipplessWoman or one of the others who knew him could confirm that.

And for every two pages printed, an e-thot could have been Venmoed a better life.

Speaking of, has Russell ever actually described in what way he thinks he can give girls a better life? I'd love for some Insta model to straight up ask him "What are you offering that will make my life better?" and share his answers with the public.

Beyond the few fantasies he has outlined in his book, no. He has stated many times that he thinks he's the only man on earth who is nice to women, the last true chivalric gentleman, etc, so he seems to believe that that women will be blown away by basic gestures of kindness. My guess is that he doesn't think that far ahead, he just thinks once he's done his gesture of kindness, such as writing them a song or taking them on a date, they'll give him free sex forever. In general, I think Russell doesn't think very far ahead at anything he does.

 

[break these cuffs]

Never went into specifics, unless you count the trite he wrote in his Taylor Swift fanfiction where he takes her in a limo to Dairy Queen, because multimillionaires can't afford or have tasted processed, mass produced ice cream. Same with Olive Garden.

Russ never actually goes into detail about the better life he can offer to these women who can buy and sell his ass to Somalian pirates. He just offers mere trinkets in the form of Walmart flowers and chocolates, franchise restaurants and 2nd hand couches off eBay , he can't even offer them trips to Paris to go wine tasting, he is too much of a pussy to get on a plane or order a beer

Life is better with Russ because he is a Grade A certified Nice Guy™ whereas every other man will abuse them because everyone besides Russel Greer is a terrible person. So much of Russ comes down to narcissism + stupidity. Your normal predatory narc would either lower their standard for victims, granted Russ would be hard pressed to go low enough, or they charm their way into a lifestyle far beyond their means through fraud. He does neither. It's hilarious to watch.

 

[General Disarray]

I suddenly got a mental image of Russhole's apartment with stacks and stacks of grimy notebooks, like some psychotic serial killer, all of them filled with handwritten profiles for every 9/10 woman he comes across. Every profile has notes about the woman, how much Russ has sent them on Venmo and gift card amounts, and other obsessive notes like "nice tits", "nice smile", "hasn't responded to DMs", "hasn't sucked me my penis", etc. Of course, the ones he likes best would probably have little hearts drawn around them and printouts of their photos.

Kinda like this?

 

[nemesisAF]

Nah, Russell would pay for Coldstone. He is too much of a nice guy not too. But he’s hoping she’s not one of those fat bitches ordering a Medium or getting too many toppings or any nonsense like that!

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

And for every two pages printed, an e-thot could have been Venmoed a better life.

Speaking of, has Russell ever actually described in what way he thinks he can give girls a better life? I'd love for some Insta model to straight up ask him "What are you offering that will make my life better?" and share his answers with the public.

I think Rat-Face sees it as a kind of investment on the girls part. He thinks any time now he's gonna break into "the biz' and be shot to the top of fame fortune and success. If only some one would recognize him as the tortured lyrical genius he is. So if the 9/10 e-thot would just suck him his penis now in no time she would be living the most luxurious lifestyle imaginable. Until Taylor Swift shows up at his mansion and begs Russ to take here right there on his front porch.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ was late to the Ariana trial because he thought it was at 2, but even on top of that, he showed up at around 2:05, so he would've been late even if he got the time right. A lawsuit he filed and claimed was the trial of the century, and he couldn't even be bothered to show up on time.

You ninja'd me on this. Even if he doesn't have a printer, I really can't believe he waited until an hour before the trial to get his documents printed. We don't know much about his personal life but based on how he handles his lawsuits Russell really seems like a massive procrastinator to me. I wonder if NipplessWoman or one of the others who knew him could confirm that.

Beyond the few fantasies he has outlined in his book, no. He has stated many times that he thinks he's the only man on earth who is nice to women, the last true chivalric gentleman, etc, so he seems to believe that that women will be blown away by basic gestures of kindness. My guess is that he doesn't think that far ahead, he just thinks once he's done his gesture of kindness, such as writing them a song or taking them on a date, they'll give him free sex forever. In general, I think Russell doesn't think very far ahead at anything he does.

I still remember when one of Danica's fellow sex workers slapped him down for saying he was the only guy who was nice to her. He didn't respond, but you know having someone openly challenge one of his delusions has gotta sting. And Russ is only faking being nice. He's nice right up until he's told no, and then his true colors show. If he was really nice, when Erika told him she wasn't interested in a relationship with him he would have respected that instead of posting on his Facebook that he was in a relationship. He's an raging asshole with a very thin veneer of being nice.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Ah Coldstone right, Dairy Queen is too pedestrian for his acquired palette

 

[AbraCadaver]

You know, this picture and the still shot from when he stood outside the court room waiting for Skordas (the one where you see him from the back) really drives home just how much he looks like one of those redneck hillbilly rape torture murder family members from "Wrong Turn."
I know others have asked this, but...just what in the almighty fuck does the greasy gourd see when he looks in a mirror? You can practically smell this picture through the screen, and I'd bet his bathroom and toilet area looks just like Larry Busboy's (Romeo Rose).

Horrifying...

EDIT: Butternut says in his tard book that he "takes" Taylor Swift to Cold Stone. And by "takes" he means in Taylor's "Upper-Class Limo" (LOL WTF) with a spinning disco ball and a Britbong named Rufus as the driver, and probably Rufus is paying for it--or Taylor. We all know butternut can't afford it.

Russ “takes” Taylor Swift to Coldstone by ordering the driver to drive them there. He decrees it, as the man in this fantasy relationship. He decides they shall go to Coldstone.

Of course it’s Taylor’s limo and Taylor’s driver and Taylor’s fucking idea to get ice cream and also probably Taylor’s money if she wants to splurge on M&Ms AND gummi bears for her toppings, but Russ made the order to go there, so he’s technically taking her.

This is how Russ sees his imaginary future relationships with famous women: he’s going to give them a better life by using their own resources to allow them to give him a better life. Because they’re stupid silly women who don’t know how to use all that money and Russ is going to use it on their behalf to show them an actual good time! Before now, they were flailing about in their riches, just wasting it on stupid dumb parties with dumb alcohol being served, and hanging around dumb yachts with dumb stupid fucking thug celebrity men getting all the pussy fuck goddamn them it’s not fair!!!

Ahem. So now Russ will appear like in a rom com and show the Poor Little Rich Girl that the simple things in life will make her the most happy, that she can escape her hedonistic life of parties and fame with Russ.

Of course Russ will definitely still want access to her hedonistic life of parties and fame, but he’ll be spending her money and bragging to all her hot friends in a down to earth and relatable way. He’s not shallow like all the other guys in the biz!

And as soon as he gets his fame and riches and mansion and hot trophy girlfriend sucking him his penis, he’ll show everyone just how not-shallow he is.

 

[redcent]

Never went into specifics, unless you count the trite he wrote in his Taylor Swift fanfiction where he takes her in a limo to Dairy Queen, because multimillionaires can't afford or have tasted processed, mass produced ice cream. Same with Olive Garden.

Russ never actually goes into detail about the better life he can offer to these women who can buy and sell his ass to Somalian pirates. He just offers mere trinkets in the form of Walmart flowers and chocolates, franchise restaurants and 2nd hand couches off eBay , he can't even offer them trips to Paris to go wine tasting, he is too much of a pussy to get on a plane or order a beer

He's probably one of those idiots who think women live on a diet of salads and health bars that taste like cardboard

Russ “takes” Taylor Swift to Coldstone by ordering the driver to drive them there. He decrees it, as the man in this fantasy relationship. He decides they shall go to Coldstone.

Of course it’s Taylor’s limo and Taylor’s driver and Taylor’s fucking idea to get ice cream and also probably Taylor’s money if she wants to splurge on M&Ms AND gummi bears for her toppings, but Russ made the order to go there, so he’s technically taking her.

This is how Russ sees his imaginary future relationships with famous women: he’s going to give them a better life by using their own resources to allow them to give him a better life. Because they’re stupid silly women who don’t know how to use all that money and Russ is going to use it on their behalf to show them an actual good time! Before now, they were flailing about in their riches, just wasting it on stupid dumb parties with dumb alcohol being served, and hanging around dumb yachts with dumb stupid fucking thug celebrity men getting all the pussy fuck goddamn them it’s not fair!!!

Ahem. So now Russ will appear like in a rom com and show the Poor Little Rich Girl that the simple things in life will make her the most happy, that she can escape her hedonistic life of parties and fame with Russ.

Of course Russ will definitely still want access to her hedonistic life of parties and fame, but he’ll be spending her money and bragging to all her hot friends in a down to earth and relatable way. He’s not shallow like all the other guys in the biz!

And as soon as he gets his fame and riches and mansion and hot trophy girlfriend sucking him his penis, he’ll show everyone just how not-shallow he is.

He is also probably one of those idiots who think women max out credit cards all the time shopping for clothes every other day

Not like manly study greer, he only needs one, two sets of clothes tops! (dry retches)

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

He's probably one of those idiots who think women live on a diet of salads and health bars that taste like cardboard

He is also probably one of those idiots who think women max out credit cards all the time shopping for clothes every other day

Not like manly study greer, he only needs one, two sets of clothes tops! (dry retches)

They even waste money on dry cleaners when there's a perfectly good bathtub and bottle of dish soap right there.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Ah Coldstone right, Dairy Queen is too pedestrian for his acquired palette

Yeah that refined palate of his that he wastes on chocolate muffins, off brand bulk cereals and Olive Garden.

Coldstone does seem like the kind of place he'd take a date. It's a flashy place to go with his flashy suit and flashy personality.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Russ “takes” Taylor Swift to Coldstone by ordering the driver to drive them there. He decrees it, as the man in this fantasy relationship. He decides they shall go to Coldstone.

Of course it’s Taylor’s limo and Taylor’s driver and Taylor’s fucking idea to get ice cream and also probably Taylor’s money if she wants to splurge on M&Ms AND gummi bears for her toppings, but Russ made the order to go there, so he’s technically taking her.

This is how Russ sees his imaginary future relationships with famous women: he’s going to give them a better life by using their own resources to allow them to give him a better life. Because they’re stupid silly women who don’t know how to use all that money and Russ is going to use it on their behalf to show them an actual good time! Before now, they were flailing about in their riches, just wasting it on stupid dumb parties with dumb alcohol being served, and hanging around dumb yachts with dumb stupid fucking thug celebrity men getting all the pussy fuck goddamn them it’s not fair!!!

Ahem. So now Russ will appear like in a rom com and show the Poor Little Rich Girl that the simple things in life will make her the most happy, that she can escape her hedonistic life of parties and fame with Russ.

Of course Russ will definitely still want access to her hedonistic life of parties and fame, but he’ll be spending her money and bragging to all her hot friends in a down to earth and relatable way. He’s not shallow like all the other guys in the biz!

And as soon as he gets his fame and riches and mansion and hot trophy girlfriend sucking him his penis, he’ll show everyone just how not-shallow he is.

You're right on here, but don't forget that this is happening while Russell enjoys an all-expenses paid trip to meet Taylor and take her on a date. His words:

All of this for writing her a song. Like, how much money would it take to send a fan on a trip like this? You'd have to pay for airfare for a normal fan, (not even counting that Russ is scared to fly) find them a hotel room in wherever they were going depending on where Taylor was at the time, you'd have to get a background check first, pay for security and management to arrange all of this, etc. But Russell doesn't think like that. He just thinks "I did my part, it's everyone else's job to give me what I deserve now."

 

[ZeeMarin]

He writes about her “ upper-class” limo. Are there lower-class limos?