💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Whatever happened to the dire finance?
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Maybe Chris should moonlight as a leather daddy if he's eager for a second income?

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TRUMP TRASH AREN'T PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!11 THEY DON'T DESERVE AN OSCAR NOMINATION!!!!!!!
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What *delightful* movie Bobby prefers over a socioeconomic commentary of present-day America, you ask?
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Yup. Bobby thinks Chinks fetishizes American militarism:
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Someone asked Bobby an honest question:
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https://vimeo.com
Of course the dishonest boiler-plate answer from the left is: we cannot solve economic problems without solving my favorite unsolvable problem (LGBT, race, Gamergate, whatever) first. This is reflected in some replies to this thread and this.

So let's see Bobby's reply:
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This is very defeatist isn't it? The old left, the Marxists, thought economic inequality is not only solvable, but the only solution we need is time. The new "Communism as a lifestyle" left, on the other hand, would rather have perpetual economic inequality (as long as they get their Mac Book Pros and craft beer), so that they can continue indulging in their lifestyle,

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An Elegy to the Obsolete:
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I see his brother's YT channel has 267 subscribers and videos with an average 30-50 views. Looks like they are throwing anything and everything at the wall to see what sticks. Bob can't even help his bro set up a home studio, so the thumbnails make it look like every shoddy home vlog ever.

Bob can't even set up his own home studio, and he took fuckin film studies.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Bob horny.

 

[Wesley Willis]

OnlyFans thots aren't sex workers anymore than Instagram and Twitch thots are. In fact, it's an extra way for social media thots to milk their fans for more money than usual for the same old shit you can see everywhere else on the internet. Hank Green might actually be a bigger cuck than MovieBlob, because I know damn well that Blob has frequented real life sex workers before.

 

[dzonatan]

Man. Imagine aspiring to be from Boston.

Imagine using place you live in as mark of your quality as a person.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob horny.

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Isn't Hank Green mostly notable as someone that writes shitty novels for teenagers? Him endorsing OnlyFans and "sex workers" adds a huge fucking layer of creep to his already suspect male feminist looks.

When it comes to choosing friends, Bob certainly has a type.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

I kinda wish someone would make a Mario movie, where Mario is a black gangsta from the Ghetto and Luigi is his Mexican crime buddy, while the Mushroom kingdom is a strip club they run, princess Peach is some popular stripper and Bowser is ahead of say a Triad gang that kidnaps her because Mario screwed him out of some coke. I'm sure Bobo won't mind if these changes are done.

You're giving me nostalgia on the stereotypical shitpost you'd see in the mid-late 2000s.

 

[dzonatan]

Remember when people in this thread would hold up Chris as the example of what Bob could have been if he had done something with his life? He has a job, a family and his own house, that means the Chipman genes won't stop you from being successful as a human being if you just put some effort into it, right?

And yet here we are now. He's diving headfirst into the same pit of degeneration that claimed his brother - the same stupid political takes, aspirations of hollow internet fame, alcoholism, grotesque physical appearance (seriously, that pimple on his nose makes him look like an ogre). It's a sad hint that Bob might have a point with his ramblings about genetic determinism, except that, like everything he says, it backfires badly for him.

I really don't know how the hell Chris ended up like Bob.
Only way I can explain it is that Bob caught him doing something verboten or is using the current social climate to blackmail his older brother into support.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

You people get that "to the polls" like... includes the white people, right? (yeah yeah, rate me optimistic)

Only to vote for Biden, natch. Whites must be conditioned to do this, and Peas of Seas must do this by default.
The intention is to turn this into the "elections" held places like Cuba and China. But hey, elections, right? A basic right for any healthy democracy, isn't it?
Bet Der Blobbenführer would think this is the ideal scenario for the US. No more GOP, no more bad stuff in America and the Superiah Fyutchah would be just around the corner.

 

[dzonatan]

Talk about delusions of relevance. Perhaps Bob is obsessed with talking about who “matters” because he knows, deep down, that he doesn’t.

To be fair, this 3000 page thread and other sources of attention do feed into it.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You people get that "to the polls" like... includes the white people, right? (yeah yeah, rate me optimistic)

This George Alexopoulos comic sums it up.

 

[Red Hood]

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This George Alexopoulos comic sums it up.

I need an I Like America t-shirt.

 

[Positron]

Is "hate at an aesthetic level" even REAL hate?



Dorks are just jelly that P. W. S. Anderson has a hottie to fuck:


Defunctland stole his childhood and his dreams:


The Boys. No idea.


Little Bro joins Bobby's fight with Coffin Senpai (and grabs a chance to virtue signal):

 

[The tired cat]

Dorks are just jelly that P. W. S. Anderson has a hottie to fuck:
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Ye, video game fan fics that usually suck harder than you suck up to the latest nutjob tranny. Also, the "dorks" arent really enraged but more annoyed that Paul Worthless Shit Anderson needs to fuck up another franchise and how hes a total hack. But hey, why would El Fatto care, since Mario is only franchise that matters. Also, Bobo how fucking low are your standards that you find Mila hot? The bitch looks like she suck on saltine crackers and cannot indgest solid food, fuck Im pretty sure shed snap in half if you so much as push her.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Defunctland stole his childhood and his dreams:

Someone theorized that Bob's vision of the future others are supposedly denying him was heavily influenced by EPCOT just a few pages back, and here we are.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Give me my alarm clocks if this is already known in MovieBlob Lore... But the link between the Chimpman Bros and troons are that one of their own is a troon.

Here is Melissa Chipman celebrating the great success of having the “correct” gender on her nephew’s driver’s license.

 

[Flexo]

I kinda wish someone would make a Mario movie, where Mario is a black gangsta from the Ghetto and Luigi is his Mexican crime buddy, while the Mushroom kingdom is a strip club they run, princess Peach is some popular stripper and Bowser is ahead of say a Triad gang that kidnaps her because Mario screwed him out of some coke. I'm sure Bobo won't mind if these changes are done.

Nah, bowser needs to be the beat cop employing questionable methods to try and bring the gang down. He tries to get to Peach to turn on her handlers.

Dorks are just jelly that P. W. S. Anderson has a hottie to fuck:

It was a SEVEN LEAF CLOVER YOU DUMB ASS!

EDIT: Oh damn. I got a friend in louisville. If I tell him there are chipmans in the area he might go hit the suicide booth.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"If you've done nothing wrong why do you feel offended when people blame you?"

I thought engineers are supposed to be logical?

Hey, Chippa, what's a Kafka trap? Is that the one where they say you wouldn't look like a fat, drunken slob if you weren't a fat, drunken slob? Or is it complaining about people calling you a fat, drunken slob that cements your fat, drunken slobbishness?

 

[BScCollateral]

I kinda wish someone would make a Mario movie, where Mario is a black gangsta from the Ghetto and Luigi is his Mexican crime buddy, while the Mushroom kingdom is a strip club they run, princess Peach is some popular stripper and Bowser is ahead of say a Triad gang that kidnaps her because Mario screwed him out of some coke. I'm sure Bobo won't mind if these changes are done.

The live-action Mario movie kind of missed the tone of the games that badly, and Bob liked it because the word "Mario" is in the title.

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

I kinda wish someone would make a Mario movie, where Mario is a black gangsta from the Ghetto and Luigi is his Mexican crime buddy, while the Mushroom kingdom is a strip club they run, princess Peach is some popular stripper and Bowser is ahead of say a Triad gang that kidnaps her because Mario screwed him out of some coke. I'm sure Bobo won't mind if these changes are done.

Sounds like that one Robot Chicken sketch

 

[Positron]

I kinda wish someone would make a Mario movie, where Mario is a black gangsta from the Ghetto and Luigi is his Mexican crime buddy, while the Mushroom kingdom is a strip club they run, princess Peach is some popular stripper and Bowser is ahead of say a Triad gang that kidnaps her because Mario screwed him out of some coke. I'm sure Bobo won't mind if these changes are done.

You mean something like this?