Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[tehpope]

So rate me all you want, but if Trump completely recovers from WuFlu, and gets a Supreme Court Justice sworn in just a few weeks before the election, how much of a blackpill would it be for the left?

Idk. Maybe a lot. But a lot of the left's support comes from the youth. Who rarely go out and vote. They'll definitely feel it. But for the other groups that vote, it could prevent them enough from voting for Trump to knock out a win. But just barely. I expect a lot of close state races this year.

 

[Who dat?]

Colloidal silver somehow caught on to mainstream republicans, before it was championed on fringe loony libertarian types. Now right wing boomers practically guzzle the stuff. We'll be burying a bunch of old blue people.

The good thing is that we can skin them and use it for photographic film.

 

[The Nothingness]

How great would it be if Trump says this when he's released from Walter Reed?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Someone Awful]

Best part is that they are lying about this. Got a "fine people" ad on TV an hour ago.

Is there a lag time between cutting the ads and actual implementation of that? Because them botching that to appear nice while pissing off the BernieBros along with everyone else is amazingly incompetent.

If we get a negative advertisement and it's been days since Biden promised to pull negative ads, it would be good to call them out. But we need screenshot proof, not just testimonies.

 

[Quijibo69]

Tin Foil hat theory: This is all a ruse cruise to get the far right and others to take the Wu Flu shot without question much like the masks where earlier this year.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

First headline I see is NYT saying Trumps status is "Concerning"

Which of course means fuckall, and I can't wait to have my life constantly bombarded by these basic bitch journalists trying to scare the dumb proles into a frenzy.

More than usual I mean.

 

[the fall of man]

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You devious bastard. I almost stole this to share with someone else, but realized the only people who would appreciate it are the Kiwi Farms (and 4chan, but I assume this comes from there)

 

[the fall of man]

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(((i keep tabs on all major religious holidays fwiw)))

Edit: Sorry for doubleposting, idk how to insert quotes in an edit on this new layout

 

[Josterman]

From Trump’s physician

 

[Who dat?]

First headline I see is NYT saying Trumps status is "Concerning"

Which of course means fuckall, and I can't wait to have my life constantly bombarded by these basic bitch journalists trying to scare the dumb proles into a frenzy.

More than usual I mean.

Particularly because "concerning" means "having to do with," as in "There is nothing to be done concerning the growing illiteracy at The New York Times."

 

[D_Tractor]

Tin Foil hat theory: This is all a ruse cruise to get the far right and others to take the Wu Flu shot without question much like the masks where earlier this year.

I refuse to take an untested experimental drug until every POC and supermorbidly obese person gets it first. That's just how selfless and socially aware I am of my white cis male priviledge.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Brooklyn Dad doesn’t know how laws work and is secretly an authoritarian nut

He better keep his Brooklyn ass out of California. We don't take kindly to rhetoric like that around here. Knowingly spreading disease is our state motto.

Wonder how that'll fuck with him long-term. Johnson lost a bunch of weight and looks like shit since he had COVID.

Trump comes out of hospital minus 20 lbs. On the way out he looks directly into the camera and flexes left bicep while pointing at camera,. He blows a kiss to Acosta and then moonwalks onto a waiting hovercraft. As the vehicle begins to proceed down the street 'La Cucharacha' deafeningly blaring from horns mounted on the side of the vehicle.

 

[D_Tractor]

(((i keep tabs on all major religious holidays fwiw)))

Edit: Sorry for doubleposting, idk how to insert quotes in an edit on this new layout

All the major religious holidays are celebrated by 0.3% of the world's population. I learned math in public school so that makes sense to me somehow.

 

[ditto]

"On paper, it sounds bad..."

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Just shoot him full of whatever they're pumping into Biden.

Ten gallons of baby blood, coming right up!

 

[CatParty]

 

[Green Man]

Ten gallons of baby blood, coming right up!

You mean adrenochrome, harvested from the pineal glands of aborted fetuses, right?

Although I think they might be running a little short on adrenochrome. Maybe Soros is using it all up, after all they didn't have enough to keep Ginsburg kicking.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Well what’s going on in the ultra-intense dangerous conspiracy theory land of QAnon, #1 enemy of congress? I bet it’s something SUPER evil

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Or maybe it’s meme remedies from the homeschool/fundie boomersphere

Apple cider vinegar cured my legionaires disease.

 

[Rotollo]

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INB4 literally whomst

Spoiler: the great old one