Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[ADHD]

And when even the Wu Flu fails to take down Trump, can we then open everything back up?

TBH I'm shocked it took him this long to catch it.

 

[Looney Troons]

I’ve had it (made a post about my experiences in the related happenings thread), and was only mildly inconvenienced by it. I hope the same of Trump and that he and the First Lady remain otherwise healthy and safe.

 

[MooseGump]

No don't wish death on anyone because that's mean

OH YES ORANGE MAN DIES GIVE ME LIKES

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Does this mean second stimulus check?

Yes, Trump announced today that he will sign an executive order to send himself $1200.

 

[JULAY]

He should have never been tested. If he hadn't been tested, there wouldn't be another case. Anyway, not to worry, he'll just shoot up some bleach and all will be well.

 

[Famous Prophet]

 

[The Big O]

Meh. Boris Johnson and Jair Bolsanaro got the coof and survived.

Move along, nothing to see here.

Yeah, this. In fact, Trump's been taking Hydroxychloroquine. He'll be fine.

 

[Dead Memes]

If you don't feel like browsing edgy comments from checkmarks on twitter, go the the threads of r/news and r/coronavirus and sort by new. You can see the what little moderation they had effectively collapse in real time!

 

[Smug Cat]

He'll be fine, he's old and fat but he's got the best health care available and we know a lot more about treating the virus than we did a few months ago. Pump that sucker full of vitamin D and call it a night.

God can you imagine the absolute chaos if he died though?

 

[DWN 018]

Can you fucking imagine what would happen if Biden gets it and they both keel over?

Who the fuck would be excited for Pence V.S. Harris?

 

[The Last Stand]

Edit: Fucking shit, ninja'd by one of the other few niggas on the site. Damnit.

Type faster then, nigga.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

As a rule I don't pray for people to die, but there's a first time for everything.

I know how you feel. I'm hoping that you die.

 

[PIÑA]

To think 2020 can get anymore brutal with surprises! Holy shit!

 

[GarthVader]

Twitter finally got its wish.

 

[JEB!]

Meh. Boris Johnson and Jair Bolsanaro got the coof and survived.

Move along, nothing to see here.

Herman Cain was the same age as trump, and he's gone.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

“I have just signed an executive order outlawing China forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”

 

[The Pink Panther]

God can you imagine the absolute chaos if he died though?

Bro, that would be the funniest shit.

Like it would be sad, but it would be like the funniest shit. Literally, every part of the political spectrum will spaz out, especially the righties, holy shit. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Well then...

I guess the God Emperor wasn't immune to Coronavirus.


Tell that to the many baby boomers STILL denying Corona.

Trump has way more resources than they do, though.

Holy shit, he took a long time to get it. Surprised it didn't happen earlier tbh.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I'm betting that if Biden has if you won't be told. I mean wouldn't anyone thats been near Trump in the past week or so run to get a test lol?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Sodomites beware, the Thunder God shall soon take the place of the God Emperor!

Have candidates died before election before? I'd imagine the Vice candidate would take their place if they were a mainstream candidate.

Horace Greeley 1872 presidential campaign - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Kind of. But he died after the election but before the electoral college met.