🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[moocow]

IANAL, but I feel like his publicly calling Erica troubled, as well as calling her a liar, might constitute a violation of the protective order she has against him. Anyone with more knowledge care to confirm?

I'm not 100% sure on this but I think court pleadings are exempt from protective orders like that. If they weren't, you couldn't ever have a remote chance of effectively responding to or fighting a protective order since you wouldn't be allowed to talk about the other party for fear of violating it. There are also legitimate reasons to bring up a protective order even in a seemingly-unrelated case (e.g. "I'm legally barred from going to MegaCorp Therapy Center(tm) because I have a TRO against me forbidding contact with one of its employees").

As stupid as the argument is that KF somehow exacerbated his case w/Erica, he's allowed to make it. He can also express his own views about that case and its details if he wants, though it's completely irrelevant to this case and the judge will just blow it off. Russ won't gain anything from including this whining (he certainly can't litigate that issue in this case), but he won't be punished for it either.

This is actually a fairly clever (albeit scummy) stunt people sometimes pull specifically to make something public that otherwise couldn't be because of an injunction, NDA, gag order, or whatever else. I think James Damore used this tactic to expose embarrassing internal Google documents and communications without risking violating his NDA with them. If memory serves, Google even tried to get it sealed and failed. Settlement or no, that case was very damaging to Google in large part because of that evidence.

While in that instance it was definitely a good move on Damore's part, here Russ is abusing the privilege to take another swipe at Erica. Sadly, because the alternative is worse, he's allowed to do it.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

He is still clearly in denial that he did anything wrong in the Erika saga. Erika "had issues" and "randomly exploded" on him, he tried to "work things out" even after being told to stop contacting her, it was all just a big misunderstanding, and ultimately the fault of us Kiwi Orcharders anyway.

"Bitches be cray - AMIRITE judge?"
Wonder how this post conviction gaslighting of a victim would impress Based Skordas?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Right. Which further proves he did not make any efforts because if he did, he would know Josh doesn't live there. I don't actively follow Josh or talk to him, but I knew he was no longer in US. So, if I could know that without even really looking, Russell should have had been able to certainly obtain that knowledge with some fairly minimal effort. Russell is an idiot.

It's by no means limited to Russ though. There seems to be a common trend among lolcows to believe that Josh is totally faking the whole "living in Russia" thing and actually lives in his mom's basement in Florida.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Give me rainbows if you must, but I think even Butternut knows a lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client.

He knows it the same way he knows you shouldn’t harass women: he knows other people shouldn’t do it, but he always finds a reason to make an exception for himself.

Hello kiwis, long time lurker, big fan of Russell and his antics. I just had to join to get in on his absolute trainwreck of a legal document.


Anyway so I don't think this was ever posted in this thread so slipped under the radar, found on r/NiceGuys a year ago and wouldn't you know that million dollar, totally-not-false representations smile anywhere.


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That’s bad, even for Russell. I hope we can hear his excuse for this someday.

 

[DuckSucker]

Hello kiwis, long time lurker, big fan of Russell and his antics. I just had to join to get in on his absolute trainwreck of a legal document.


Anyway so I don't think this was ever posted in this thread so slipped under the radar, found on r/NiceGuys a year ago and wouldn't you know that million dollar, totally-not-false representations smile anywhere.


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Ill never get over his stupid ass photoshop. You see his stupid like real estate agent promo photo next to like "FUCK you, whore, i hope you choke on all those dicks youre taking you dumb slut!!!!!"

Its just fucking ridiculous.

I never thought Id get yelled at by my like bank teller.

I cant get over it. Motherfucker looks like hes gonna give me a bad car loan. Hes gonna sell me some shady insurance or some shit. That profile pic is a fucking mess.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

That’s bad, even for Russell. I hope we can hear his excuse for this someday.

"It was just him being a shock jock guys, he apologized for his behaviour in the past, apparently, according to him, he is totally different now if you just let him explain"

Is usually just the response he hopes people will say, nothing is ever his fault, if you don't agree with him you clearly just never listened to him and you are discriminatory troll as a result.

His narcissism is worthy of being preserved in psychiatric books around the globe

 

[AbraCadaver]

Hello kiwis, long time lurker, big fan of Russell and his antics. I just had to join to get in on his absolute trainwreck of a legal document.


Anyway so I don't think this was ever posted in this thread so slipped under the radar, found on r/NiceGuys a year ago and wouldn't you know that million dollar, totally-not-false representations smile anywhere.


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“I was only nice to you”

And SHE was only nice to YOU, Russ. “No thank you” is a very polite response and entirely appropriate. But of course Russ thinks every answer besides “yes please, take me now” is rude.

He is the typical Nice Guy, who pulls the “gosh I’m just yer average swell bloke trying to talk to a pretty lady, ma’am miss m’lady.” The minute the word “no” comes into play, it’s suddenly “fuck you bitch you’re ugly kill yourself you shallow whore!”

THIS is why women lie about having boyfriends when asked out. Because it’s that or potentially have our whole day ruined when some spittle-spewing Nice Guy decides to go nuclear on us for rejecting him. Of course they also go nuclear if they sense you’re lying and insist they would have been “perfect gentlemen” if you’d “just told the truth, you lying bitch”. You can’t win.

But of course Russ isn’t that type. He just lost it on this woman because he panicked and had anxiety because rejected for his disability a bloo bloo bloo not my fault.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Hello kiwis, long time lurker, big fan of Russell and his antics. I just had to join to get in on his absolute trainwreck of a legal document.


Anyway so I don't think this was ever posted in this thread so slipped under the radar, found on r/NiceGuys a year ago and wouldn't you know that million dollar, totally-not-false representations smile anywhere.


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Text book "Nice Guy (TM) 180"

 

[DrJonesHat]

And SHE was only nice to YOU, Russ. “No thank you” is a very polite response and entirely appropriate. But of course Russ thinks every answer besides “yes please, take me now” is rude.

It's very telling that in his book he describes going to see a lawyer without having an appointment and he said the receptionist "yelled at him." He's said similar things when describing being told no. He perceives being denied what he wants as the person denying him as being rude or screaming at him. He appears to believe that no one, literally no one, has the right to deny him anything he wants. That's what drives the Taylor Swift lawsuits, everything. He's about to pay for it badly if he violates his probation.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

It's very telling that in his book he describes going to see a lawyer without having an appointment and he said the receptionist "yelled at him." He's said similar things when describing being told no. He perceives being denied what he wants as the person denying him as being rude or screaming at him. He appears to believe that no one, literally no one, has the right to deny him anything he wants. That's what drives the Taylor Swift lawsuits, everything. He's about to pay for it badly if he violates his probation.

Speaking of that moment, it reflects interestingly on his belief in his abilities. Someone just said that Russell probably realizes that anyone who represents himself has a fool for a client, and of course Russ is too stupid to realize that, because in that section of his book he mentions how several lawyers tell him he has no case and/or laugh at him and it doesn't register with him at all. In the next scene he's in totally not made up Ken's office explaining to Ken (a lawyer) why he is right. In that exchange he mentions multiple times that he's only suing Taylor to get her attention, apparently not understanding that this means his lawsuit is frivolous. It is amazing how often Russell attempts to make himself seem smart only to unintentionally reveal how much of an idiot he is in the process.

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

THIS is why women lie about having boyfriends when asked out. Because it’s that or potentially have our whole day ruined when some spittle-spewing Nice Guy decides to go nuclear on us for rejecting him. Of course they also go nuclear if they sense you’re lying and insist they would have been “perfect gentlemen” if you’d “just told the truth, you lying bitch”. You can’t win.

But of course Russ isn’t that type. He just lost it on this woman because he panicked and had anxiety because rejected for his disability a bloo bloo bloo not my fault.

I'm addition to this, they'll also do what Russel kind tried, the whole, "Oh that's fine, we can just be friends! Wanna hang out??(but don't bring your bf)" and keep hitting on you over and over but playing it off as a joke, "haha, unless you'd be into that.. jk jk.. I mean unless.." in between trying to talk down about your real or fake boyfriend. Russ tried and failed at these tactics as well. His picture alone could be in the dictionary under "Nice Guy™" and it'd be enough.

 

[Constellationzero]

Also for those people who were asking whether or not anyone genuinely believed he's god's favourite idiot, it seems that came from Katie as well:



edit: found this too lol
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> I post this out in the open because I know you'll screenshot it. --Russell
Also Russell: Imma sue because the dang dirty trollz keep screenshotting how I harass women including the girl who killed herself! You can't get away with it!

 

[AbraCadaver]

I'm addition to this, they'll also do what Russel kind tried, the whole, "Oh that's fine, we can just be friends! Wanna hang out??(but don't bring your bf)" and keep hitting on you over and over but playing it off as a joke, "haha, unless you'd be into that.. jk jk.. I mean unless.." in between trying to talk down about your real or fake boyfriend. Russ tried and failed at these tactics as well. His picture alone could be in the dictionary under "Nice Guy™" and it'd be enough.

And the four hundredth time you say no to “fooling around maybe ah ha ha just kidding, unless...” during one of these “hangouts”, they hit the boiling point, go home and type up a long-winded email about how you’re a heartless bitch who keeps leading them on and refusing to see them as more than a friend when they have always listened to your (stupid) problems and helped you move a (stupid) couch and done everything a friend would do, and it’s your fault for mistaking their friendly behaviour to mean they were your friend, when in fact they were faking being your friend to get into your pants.

Get into your pants in a chivalrous and nice way, unlike your horrible boyfriend who doesn’t respect you!

All of these people should be fired into the sun. And Russ can go first.

If I had my way, a really voraciously ugly disabled woman would proposition Russ online and when he turned her down, she would keep contacting him with fake accounts, threaten suicide if he didn’t talk to her and finally drag him into court for not going to Olive Garden and playing footsies with her.

 

[din365]

Hello kiwis, long time lurker, big fan of Russell and his antics. I just had to join to get in on his absolute trainwreck of a legal document.


Anyway so I don't think this was ever posted in this thread so slipped under the radar, found on r/NiceGuys a year ago and wouldn't you know that million dollar, totally-not-false representations smile anywhere.


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Ouch! I cringed reading that. It actually explains a lot in terms of his vindictive litigious behaviour. That's not a man in control of his life, but a vindictive manchild that's mad that a woman would rather kill herself than be anywhere near his face that looks like Hugh Jackman fucked a rat and made retarded offspring. So, instead of taking a good hard look at himself and his shitty cringey behavior, he starts pulling numbers out of his ass like he pulls out gerbils, and decides he needs to be in yet another lolsuit that will inevitably be thrown in the trash because he's too stupid to ask the correct party for a DMCA request.

 

[AnOminous]

As has been said, the court will only grant such an order if all reasonable efforts and due diligence has been employed to locate a party to effect service. And they would want evidence and proof of such efforts. As an example, was a skip tracer employed?

All Russhole can say is "waaaah I thought it might be hard so I just didn't even bother trying, so now you need to give me extraordinary relief." The court is probably going to tell him to fuck off.

 

[Miss Misery]

Right. Which further proves he did not make any efforts because if he did, he would know Josh doesn't live there. I don't actively follow Josh or talk to him, but I knew he was no longer in US. So, if I could know that without even really looking, Russell should have had been able to certainly obtain that knowledge with some fairly minimal effort. Russell is an idiot. The amount of time and court resources he has wasted in trying to be a top-gun lawyer is is just astounding. Then since that isn't enough, he does more stupid stuff to finally get charged criminally so he can waste time in another area of law in addition to his civil proceedings antics.

Also, another thought just popped in my head after having a toke. Russ mentioned in his claim that the Farms aka Josh, caused 3 people to commit suicide (I love how he only gives 1 example though!). That's fairly libelous since it is totally FALSE. It'd be a hell of a lot easier, and probably result in a better chance at succeeding, for Josh to sue and serve Russell for making libelous and false claims against him that serves to soil his good name and results in a lack of ability to make an honest pay. I would love to see Russell's court filed response in defence to Josh serving him with a lawsuit like that!

I believe that Dear Leader is still technically a resident of the US and is only elsewhere in the world on a tourist visa (last I heard he was trying to get to Finland, but I don't know if he managed to make it there - US process of service requirements for Finland).

If Null is not legally a resident of another country and is only staying there on a tourist visa, regardless of whether he is working or not as his work is done remotely, is it required for him to be served in the country he's currently in or is it acceptable to serve him at the mailing address he provides for legal correspondence? And is there consideration given for the fact that he's been out of the country for the past few years?

 

[DrJonesHat]

All Russhole can say is "waaaah I thought it might be hard so I just didn't even bother trying, so now you need to give me extraordinary relief." The court is probably going to tell him to fuck off.

That's the exact reason he can't serve Taylor. The judge last time told him exactly what to do, and he still keeps trying to serve a lawyer who represented her previously because it's easier even though the lawyer said several time they're not authorized to accept service for this suit.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Ouch! I cringed reading that. It actually explains a lot in terms of his vindictive litigious behaviour. That's not a man in control of his life, but a vindictive manchild that's mad that a woman would rather kill herself than be anywhere near his face that looks like Hugh Jackman fucked a rat and made retarded offspring. So, instead of taking a good hard look at himself and his shitty cringey behavior, he starts pulling numbers out of his ass like he pulls out gerbils, and decides he needs to be in yet another lolsuit that will inevitably be thrown in the trash because he's too stupid to ask the correct party for a DMCA request.

Yep, I have a saying I like to use "If every place you go smells like shit, check your shoes"
Every single girl he meets is mentally ill, every single job he has lost is discriminatory against the disabled, every single judge who rules against him is bias.

It's always someone else's personality that stinks, never his, or the manky suit he wears around like a badge of honor

 

[12 Inch Taint]

don't @ me if im late

this is the complaint, the zip has exhibits

This was the best laugh I have had in years. Forget the failed education, as many lawsuits as he's instigated, he STILL has not picked up even one tip about writing a legal complaint. Even with Nicky Rackets going through them and piece by piece explaining every fucking fault, he does not learn.
Well, McDrooly, I hope those pages are 2-ply because I know exactly what the court is gonna do with them.

 

[WonderWino]

Just have to wonder what is his fascination with Olive Garden of all places? Is it Ratmouth's idea of a high class restaurant, is it because he can get food there that he doesn't have much trouble eating or is it the only place in his price range that isn't obviously fast food?

I always just assumed he saw this commercial and it spoke to him. Seems like exactly his kind of place:

Well....maybe no the boxed wine