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[Meat Target]

The Senate confirms the nominees, dummy, and all Senators have won popular votes.

Dems also want to repeal the 17th Amendment so that senators are elected by the state governments. Y'know, because those Deplorable rednecks are too uppity to participate in Our Democracy.

 

[HumanHive]

Dems also want to repeal the 17th Amendment so that senators are elected by the state governments. Y'know, because those Deplorable rednecks are too uppity to participate in Our Democracy.

I’ve never heard a dem doing that, but that’d actually be a good idea. States themselves have completely lost their voice and the Senate has just become “the more exclusive HoRs”. The Founders did not make a mistake in the original Article 1.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

>cue MASSIVE spergout from the entire gaming media, somehow travels up to mainstream media as well

Because criticism and accountability scare the fuck out of news media personalities.

I read that book "Bias" and it goes into it a lot. Basically all the talking heads on the news are massive divas and because of it are insulated in little echo chambers where everyone above, below, and to the sides insulates them from criticism, to the point where any time they have to face it they fucking melt down. The idea of having to disclose their relationships with the people they were reporting positively on probably scared the everliving shit out of every one of them but more than that, enraged them that they were being questioned. Their ethics were unquestionable because they were journalists, you can question the integrity of politicians, holy men, doctors, little old ladies who make toys for the neighborhood children, but not journalists, they are above reproach. They saw the "attack" on one type of journalism and thought it was a threat to all of them, and responded as such by circling the wagons and firing with intent to kill into the approaching crowd.

 

[Meat Target]

Because criticism and accountability scare the fuck out of news media personalities.

I read that book "Bias" and it goes into it a lot. Basically all the talking heads on the news are massive divas and because of it are insulated in little echo chambers where everyone above, below, and to the sides insulates them from criticism, to the point where any time they have to face it they fucking melt down. The idea of having to disclose their relationships with the people they were reporting positively on probably scared the everliving shit out of every one of them but more than that, enraged them that they were being questioned. Their ethics were unquestionable because they were journalists, you can question the integrity of politicians, holy men, doctors, little old ladies who make toys for the neighborhood children, but not journalists, they are above reproach. They saw the "attack" on one type of journalism and thought it was a threat to all of them, and responded as such by circling the wagons and firing with intent to kill into the approaching crowd.

Add to it the fact that most "gaming journalists" are hacks who don't play vidya; they just couldn't make it anywhere else, because they think blogging is journalism.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I play a whole bunch of videogames and i still have no idea what gamergate is/was.

From what i gather some dangerhair woman fucked some guys to get good Steam reviews for her game or something?

GamerGate was a series of clusterfucks that all happened vaguely at the same time. Ultimately, it was 3 kinda related scandals, and the people involved (GamerGaters) are a bunch of "politicized gamers who want to keep politics out of gaming." Which, since leftyfags can't stand not shoving their politics into everything, royally pisses them off.


Scandal one -- The Zoe Post -- is what @Markorian is talking about. Basically, this programmer Eron Gjoni, a male feminist, writes a blog post warning people of Zoe Quinn, an incredibly vapid whore from SomethingAwful who gets a LOT of attention despite being a complete vapid whore. For example, she's done nothing with her life but has been invited to speak before the UN, has been given jobs at Marvel and DC, has been allowed on steam despite not actually making a game, been allowed to write D&D stuff for WOTC, despite having no relevant experience in any of this shit.

(As an aside, Zoe is from a STUPID FUCKING RICH family with deep, deep connections to New York State Politicians. "You can trace her noble lineage back to 100 years before the Mayflower" rich.)

Part of his post was revealing that she fucked people for all this success, including a soycuck at Kotaku, Nathan Greyson, and a manager at some game award company.

The day after he posted this, an absolute shitload of industry people started simping for Zoe. A fuckton. Mundanematt is DMCA'd offline for covering it. At the same time, female game development team The Fine Young Capitalists reveal that Zoe Quinn doxxed them, harassed them, and hacked their croundfunder, while Wolf Wozniak reveals Zoe Quinn sexually harasssed him at an indy party and is promptly harassed offline, because victims only count if they're the right gender, incel!

Jim gets involved around this time. TotalBiscuit comes out and says how much bullshit it was to censor MundaneMatt via false DMCA. His post on reddit has over 25,000 comments, and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM are deleted by the reddit powermods. Said powermod is revealed to be one of Zoe Quinn's close personal friends; no word on if she sucked his dick.

Moot bans all discussion of it eventually, leading to everyone fleeing to 8ch. It should be noted that Moot's girlfriend is a massive SJW and has him by the dick at this point. Every major website other than The Escapist bans all discussion of it. You are NOT allowed to criticize Zoe "5 guys" Quinn.


That's scandal one. Zoe Quinn was fucking people for quid pro quo in the games industry and is an emotionally abusive and manipulative monster, and there was heavily censorship to prevent anyone from speaking about it.

(BTW, she would later drive Alec Holoka to suicide via a false MeToo claim she put out just because she hadn't gotten any attention recently. Same kind of thing she pulled with Gjoni, and something she bragged about doing before as a member of SA's Helldump.)

Scandal two is "Gamers are Dead," about 2 weeks later. At the same time, across 20-30 different competing websites, articles are released around the same 24 hour period that point out that "Gamers don't have to be your audience anymore. Gamers are dead," all citing the same discredited Cultural Marxist / Critical Race Theory research.

The articles involve obvious collusion and all have the same central conceit -- Gamers, as a customer base, are horrific disgusting straight white men, and no one should EVER pay attention to straight white men, becuase women play candy crush and thus are REAL GAMERZ (tm). The research by Adrienne Shaw, who looks exactly as you would think she does, basically states "Since Gamers do not buy into Marxist bullshit like forced representation and race quotas, the Gamer identity has to be destroyed by any means necessary and replaced with a new artificial identity that will bring game players in line with Cultural Marxist indoctrination."

Basically, this was them trying to slide Critical Race Theory bullshit into vidya, caught 6 years before it became standard operating procedure in corporate America. And gamers found out and fucked the entire thing up.

But why would all these sites seemingly release such pants on head stupid articles that effectively state "our readers and customers fucking suck, ignore them" -- and all at the same time?

Scandal three is GameJournoPros. About 2 weeks later, Milo Yiannopoulos reveals that ALL of the game sites, ALL OF THEM, are on a secret mailing list called GameJournoPros.

This mailing list was the reason everyone banned discussion of Zoe Quinn at the same time. Why everyone posted a shitty version of Shaw's discredited research. In fact, they had been using that list to blacklist writers who went against the leftist line, fix review scores, break NDAs, et cetera. Discussion of sleeping with literal whores hired by PR departments for good reviews, dating publisher and developer employees without telling anyone, et cetera. They were literally colluding to protect Zoe Quinn (even trying to think of a nice gift to buy her), blacklisting journalists they discovered were conservative, ruin the review scores of games that didn't suck enough communist cock, et cetera.


All this shit happened between August 16th and September 17th. A single month, and basically every game developer, publisher, and journalist was outed as being in one giant orgy of nepotism and corruption and bullshit, all pushing far lefty politics because they were literally getting their dick sucked by communist whores.

Now remember that the far left is losing Hollywood, which is how they currently social engineer us. They need something else, and FAST, or the Zoomers are going to reject them and they're FUCKED. What are kids paying attention to nowadays?

Vidya. They want Vidya to push lefty ideas so your kids believe in lefty bullshit.

But yeah. That's GamerGate. It was discovered that far lefty idiots had managed to infest basically the entirety of vidya and were setting up Critical Race Theory and Critical Gender Theory bullshit everywhere. And the geeks pushed back against them and fucked it up, which they now use as an excuse as to why lefty shit is getting pushback on everywhere else.

And, of course, you can always take old GamerGate stuff and replace GG with "Trump Supporters..." It works surprisingly well.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Trump picking a new judge despite RGB dying shouldn't even be a shock to the left. He has no reason to listen to a dead person's BS request. Also am i the only one who finds people supporting trump brave? I know dumb question, but still.

 

[April Ryan]

That's because it was many things to many people.

Spoiler

Game Journalists had been shitting on gamers for a while and then news comes out that Zoe Quinn cheated on her boyfriend with at least 5 guys, one of which was Naythan Greyson of Kotaku and Rock Paper Shotgun who had written some positive press for her before (though not TECHNICALLY reviews). People wondered if maybe she slept with him for good press and then all discussion everywhere was shut down. Even 4chan didn't allow you to talk about her, which raised some alarm bells. (Turns out she was just sleeping with the mod for /v/...who also worked as PR for a game studio...and also helped run a game journalist convention...and outright told game journos that their reviews are paid off and don't matter so fuck gamers, use your reviews as political propaganda...) As people began to investigate they found shit tons of collusion and then 15 websites all posted "Gamers are Over" articles on the same day that basically said gamers are horrible people, videogames make you a bad person, and we need to kick gamers out of videogames. This...did not go over well with gamers and thus GamerGate was loosely formed to tell journos to either apologize or lose their jobs. They instead went with "Call them misogynists".

GamerGate then became...about itself. See, as far as we could tell GG dindu nuffin so every time an article came out making wild accusations against GG it was a sign of corrupt journalism as people made up wild and stupid stories. GG also tried to prove that it wasn't racist/sexist/homophobic by donating to various charities and emphasizing the Not Your Shield movement...but NYS was just declared to be "internalized (whatever)-ism" and they complained about "Weaponized Charity" and soon started harassing the charities and forcing them not to take GG money or even act outright AGAINST GG. And well...things kept escalating.

What does this have to do with Trump? Well as the election neared, GG hated both Hillary and Trump because both had come out against violent videogames in the past so it was leaning pretty Bernie. Then Jessica Valenti, who had already written tons of anti-GG articles, was paid by Hillary's campaign to write something about Bernie so she invented the "Bernie Bros" which were a "GamerGate-like" group of men who were going to vote for Bernie because they hate women. Fuck logic! After Bernie "lost" and it became clear his nomination was stolen from him, GG didn't know who they liked: Trump or Hillary. Then Hillary did her "Basket of Deplorables" line, everyone in GG knew she was pretty much speaking directly to them and...well...how the fuck do you vote for someone who gets up on stage and says "I hate you and everything you stand for and hold dear"?! Couple that with the fact that at this point GG had just been following ANY bad journalism and the sheer amount of lies surrounding Trump made him at least a little sympathetic because it was the exact same shit GG went through. The end result was a lot of people in GG voted for Trump despite being Liberals.

HOWEVER! The left kinda...well they made up so much shit and so many lies that they forgot what was real and what was dumb shit they made up. They firmly believe GamerGate was a right wing astroturf campaign created by Breitbart to turn gamers right-wing and elect Donald Trump and the fact that he won PROVED it! There's no other explanation! It certainly isn't because the non-Trump candidate was specifically being hailed as "The anti-GamerGate candidate" or anything!

TL;DR GamerGate was a bunch of nerds angry at incompetent gamejournos and instead of admitting they fucked up, journos crafted an elaborate political fiction about a secret nazi conspiracy so vast they forgot they made it up and believe it to this day.

No joke, this may actually be the most accurate and non-biased description of Gamergate ever committed to the internet

 

[Flexo]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I think I found the thing that makes 2020 all worth it.

Trump Hoax Generator app.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-kube-launches-hoaxgen-t21943.html

Spoiler: article text

Komrades,

Are you a journalist working for the mainstream media? Is your boss asking you to come up with another fake story about Trump? Inventing hoaxes can be hard work, we know! But now your troubles are gone thanks to the revolutionary new HoaxGen™.

That's right! Thanks to ThePeoplesCube.com, you can automatically make up your next TrumpHoax without going through the effort of creative thought! You just run the program and you will get a randomised hoax.

Thanks to advanced cross-referenced data-science technology, you can create an endless stream of TrumpHoaxes without the slightest effort!

Instead of inventing stuff nobody believes anyway, you'll be able to spend more time protesting in the streets and burning down America.

Don't wait! Buy your copy now. You can even get a HoaxGen website banner, so you won't have to copy paste the content in a 'news' article.

Comrade Minitrue
Interim Kommissar of Informatiks-driven Psychologikal Warfare

Some ones I made.

 

[thismanlies]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I think I found the thing that makes 2020 all worth it.

Trump Hoax Generator app.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-kube-launches-hoaxgen-t21943.html

Spoiler: article text

Komrades,

Are you a journalist working for the mainstream media? Is your boss asking you to come up with another fake story about Trump? Inventing hoaxes can be hard work, we know! But now your troubles are gone thanks to the revolutionary new HoaxGen™.

That's right! Thanks to ThePeoplesCube.com, you can automatically make up your next TrumpHoax without going through the effort of creative thought! You just run the program and you will get a randomised hoax.

Thanks to advanced cross-referenced data-science technology, you can create an endless stream of TrumpHoaxes without the slightest effort!

Instead of inventing stuff nobody believes anyway, you'll be able to spend more time protesting in the streets and burning down America.

Don't wait! Buy your copy now. You can even get a HoaxGen website banner, so you won't have to copy paste the content in a 'news' article.

Comrade Minitrue
Interim Kommissar of Informatiks-driven Psychologikal Warfare

Some ones I made.
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I'm honestly surprised half these things aren't already headlines.

 

[Book Thief]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I think I found the thing that makes 2020 all worth it.

Trump Hoax Generator app.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-kube-launches-hoaxgen-t21943.html

Spoiler: article text

Komrades,

Are you a journalist working for the mainstream media? Is your boss asking you to come up with another fake story about Trump? Inventing hoaxes can be hard work, we know! But now your troubles are gone thanks to the revolutionary new HoaxGen™.

That's right! Thanks to ThePeoplesCube.com, you can automatically make up your next TrumpHoax without going through the effort of creative thought! You just run the program and you will get a randomised hoax.

Thanks to advanced cross-referenced data-science technology, you can create an endless stream of TrumpHoaxes without the slightest effort!

Instead of inventing stuff nobody believes anyway, you'll be able to spend more time protesting in the streets and burning down America.

Don't wait! Buy your copy now. You can even get a HoaxGen website banner, so you won't have to copy paste the content in a 'news' article.

Comrade Minitrue
Interim Kommissar of Informatiks-driven Psychologikal Warfare

Some ones I made.
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"Donald Trump ignorantly denied the existence of invisible orphans while roaming the streets of Washington in the form of a giant bat. There were 5 anonymous witnesses."

Donald Trump does Batman cosplay? He really is the President we deserve!

 

[trent]

Donald Trump, as usual, blamed Climate Change on hungry penguins while dressed up as Hitler. There were 8 anonymous witnesses.

I could see CNN running this story without a hint of irony.

 

[Psyduck]

"Donald Trump, without evidence, attacked minority orphans while dressed up as Hitler. There were 5 anonymous witnesses."

"Donald Trump predictably blamed Climate Change on gay and lesbian penguins while summoning demons from hell. There were countless witnesses."

That's my President!

 

[SBG]

Because criticism and accountability scare the fuck out of news media personalities.

I read that book "Bias" and it goes into it a lot. Basically all the talking heads on the news are massive divas and because of it are insulated in little echo chambers where everyone above, below, and to the sides insulates them from criticism, to the point where any time they have to face it they fucking melt down. The idea of having to disclose their relationships with the people they were reporting positively on probably scared the everliving shit out of every one of them but more than that, enraged them that they were being questioned. Their ethics were unquestionable because they were journalists, you can question the integrity of politicians, holy men, doctors, little old ladies who make toys for the neighborhood children, but not journalists, they are above reproach. They saw the "attack" on one type of journalism and thought it was a threat to all of them, and responded as such by circling the wagons and firing with intent to kill into the approaching crowd.

There also is the funky nature of how information is disseminated in the world of journos. As they're incredibly lazy, they plagiarize often and the copy pasted works end up being treated as confirmations that the reporting was all correct. When GamerGate got rolling initially, you had people able to seriously piece together how some outlets like the New Yorker had copy pasted had copied the spelling mistakes of other journos, which let you see how these more highly acclaimed outlets were hardly any better than Polygon or Buzzfeed.

Also was kinda interesting seeing how disinterested right wing outlets were in reporting on anything they viewed as a "culture war" versus left wing outlets that jumped at the chance. Changed slightly over the past couple years, so now we get to hear Fox news hosts talking about SJWs.

 

[Bad_Guys_are_Good4EVER]

Sweet a hoax fad is coming in full-swing. Here's what mine said.

Donald Trump, without evidence, maligned downtrodden minorities while moving the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem. There were 65 anonymous witnesses.

Also note that these "anonymous witnesses" aren't coming out themselves about these things. Makes one wonder if Donald Trump really is a bad president?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Jill Biden’s ex husband is backing Trump.

https://www.insideedition.com/jill-biden-denies-ex-husbands-claim-she-had-affair-with-joe-biden-before-they-split-61971?fbclid=IwAR0MBiyLZadIj7L7BC4k6BdJvFtJ3PI2N2D5-bv68OTXPy_s2HLV4Qjcz2Q

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

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The culture war is one hell of a drug.

Jim confirmed as being the reason we have President Donald Trump; in addition to being a successful architect and the owner of a busty Asian Hitler wife. Is there anything that Mr. Minotaur can't do?

 

[BubbleButt]

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The culture war is one hell of a drug.

Thanks for President Donald Trump, Zoe Quim.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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The culture war is one hell of a drug.

Sorry Cliff, I only listen to Game Devs that not only make good games, but don't bring their entire companies down into a flaming wreck. That includes John Romero, but still.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Donald Trump, without provocation, denied help to destitute journalists while stuffing his mouth full of hydroxychloroquine. There were 11 anonymous witnesses.

This one isn’t really even a hoax at this point.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Thanks for President Donald Trump, Zoe Quim.

You should have left our games alone.