Why does Ralph always have to do such exceptional shit at such weird hours... no matter, here's my take and I hope Ralph reads it! So what we have here is a man who told his child bride that
he loved her within 2 days after meeting her on Twitter, we have a man that his first instinct on learning that Plate Gang had found out about their relationship back in April
was to break it off with her due to embarrassment, we have a man who later used his child bride to
cheat on his girlfriend at the time then later attempt to garner a threesome out of it, we have a man who once it was discovered that the child bride was cheating on him with a methhead was to ruin her life by leaking revenge porn. Many such cases of clear unhealthy behavior and psychological coercion, this relationship is built upon lies and pain... and now Ralph is bringing a child, an innocent life into this...
Ralph has only set himself up for the worst pain imaginable, Faith will leave him... that much is certain, she's using him,
she's wanted a child for a while, and found the must gullible and desperate idiot she could find. Faith is now Ralph's worst detractor, what's stopping her from reporting Ralph to the cops for any litany of reasons. She's notorious for accusing people of fake crimes, what's stopping her from doing the same to Ralph, in fact there are ACTUAL crimes that Ralph has committed that are as clear as day which the Jared Holt's of the world will be more than happy to hear Faith's side. You can't escape from this future Ralph, it's inevitable that she leaves you, you saw the messages that she was sending to Chris, she finds you disgusting. You were about to kick her to the curb after she had her mental breakdown and had to be committed but then you changed your mind, why? Because you just had to prove the Karen Farms wrong, you had to show that Ethan Ralph is a MAN because you think you're in some kind of war, and because you were afraid of what she would do to you.
I hope you realize Ralph that deleting tweets and trying to fix your friendships isn't going to save you, you've signed away your right to good karma the day you decided to rub Sargon's miscarriage in his face. What would happen if Faith had a miscarriage? Knowing your sick mind you'd probably be happy because you wouldn't have to deal with the responsibility of being a parent, because we all know deep down that this kid is nothing more than a pawn in your sick vision of your war... How long is that $50,000 gonna last there buddy? Enjoy now having to take care of your dying mother, your pothead lazy girlfriend, and a kid that more likely than not is going to have severe health problems due to your and Faith's unhealthy lifestyles and drug use.
Our shitposts and effortposts have brought life into this word, we have unimaginable power over your life Ralph you can't go a full 24 hours without reading what we're saying about you and plotting to counter it, you are our slave that dances at our commands! Faith being pregnant may stop her parents but it won't stop the Karen Farms, the posts will continue! (until you die and the thread becomes inactive)
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