vlog | fun with friends & flashing my neighbor - she's super pumped for panera

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Amber did say this was a "no judgement free zone" so prepare to be horrified
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Anyone else notice that bread bowl wrapped up next to the soup that she switched out for the sandwich once she found the sandwich??? And she didn’t show herself eating the soup either... 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤣
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ps-wonder if the Thumb's tattoo will be Spongebob with "mom" written underneath?
It will 100% feature one of those fucking cancer ribbons.

The Beast opens some fence and let’s Twinkie run around with no leash in an apartment complex (in a stupid costume in September when it’s still hot as balls outside). I...can’t even come up with a witty comment about this bullshit.
 
Amber including the clip of Dana clogging the bathtub
 
That Panera soup looks like baby vomit.

What the fuck is up with this new hairstyle? She looks like a morbidly obese Spice Girl.

Well, couldn't make it through this one. Even though there was no layyrrgs, there was Amber and Dana on the couch in all their melted gunt glory.
 
I know it's been said a thousand times but amber is fucking disgusting, Its hard to believe there's a normal sized human skeleton underneath all of that fat
 
Not gonna lie, her apartment is really nice. I like how the layout for the rooms and how spacious some of the areas are. This would have been a nice place for an up and coming entrepreneur to use, sadly its been occupied by a hambeast who thinks she's bougie because she drinks starbucks every single day and her meekly thumb of a butler.

Also:
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Its nice Becky's drawing some more. Even if its not the best, its at least something and it keeps her mind occupied. The same can't be said for Amber though.

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She's so freaking huge, its not even funny. Her arm fat is enough to feed a starving village for a week.
 
Hope I am uploading the images correctly, btu jesus Dana sitting on the edge of the sofa petting Twinkie looked like an oompa loompa, incredible.

Also AL looked like literal death 5:45. This vlog is one of the most horrifying in a while...
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I know Amber is no prize herself, but Destiny is a fucking asshole. Why would you be so desperate to be friends with someone like that? (Jk, I know, because no one else wants to be her friend.)

We've seen enough MSHPL to know no one Amber's size can do road trips. You're too fat to sit in a car for that long, Hams, mystery solved.
 
Flashing will become more common in the future. She's about 70-100 pounds away from the "too fat to wear clothes" category of obeast.
 
1. How the FUCK did Dana manage to find jeans roomy enough to fit that massive fupa? jesus christ I'm honestly kind of impressed

2. "some of them I 'resignate' with" and "aren't right up my jam" what ??? speak english poetrylynn

3. God their sense of humor is so cringey when they're all together... like I get 2013 "doge" meme humor vibes from Destiny
 
I've never seen so many fat people all gathered in a small apartment like that.
It must smell like straight ass and mayonnaise.
Look at Dana's jeans that her fat ripped on one side, what the fuck is this.
 
Dana's confessing that she's ashamed that she hasn't cleaned her hair out of the drain while her 60 pound pannus is sitting on her legs like a ballsack.

Dana has upgraded from refrigerator to walk in freezer.
 
Wow Destiny clearly has a type and it's whales. Dana looks even bigger and she was already built like a fridge. Also I think it's funny how Amber dresses up like an e-girl and does her makeup when Dusty visits and she couldn't be more transparent

I feel bad for Twinkie since she barely gets to go outside and Amber is always putting outfits on her. It makes me thankful Amber can never have kids since I'm sure she would use them like dress up dolls the way she does that poor dog

Also, what troll is asking Amber what eyelashes she wears :story:
 
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