🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

HAHAHA FAITH'S EX IS LOVED BY HER PARENTS AND RODE WITH HIM!!

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Vickers confirms it's them. I stand corrected, you blessed schizos.

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Fuck me, I was 100% convinced at the start that it was Mundane Matt, but I've been btfo'd eternally.

 

[John McAfee]

Faith. You goofed.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Faith is coming off almost as bad as ralph here she's a real asshole.

 

[High Tea]

Ah hell. Poor things

 

[Vetti]

"It depends on the child." ~ Mr Vickers

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

Vickers confirms it's them. I stand corrected, you blessed schizos.

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This makes the whole thing 100% funnier and sadder

 

[Freeman]

'IT DEPENDS ON THE CHILD'
Vickers confirmed for the 20yr plan

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

"It depends on the child"

Oof, so Mr Vickers knows about Sargon of Applebee's?

 

[Moufang Loop]

"It depends on the child..." Mr Vickers is Sargon confirmed??

 

[Postal Pippa]

Vickers confirms it's them. I stand corrected, you blessed schizos.

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This...makes all of this so much harder. Fuck...like...the harvest aint even worth this shit. Hey, those of you there that report to the Vickers, please, show em our responses to all this. Its not much but they should be able to read for themselves that we're behind em.

 

[Had]

"It depends on the child." ~ Mr Vickers

god damn it, I hate that I got that joke

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Damn the family wants to beat his ass.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

His nephew wants to bust a cap in his ass if this isn't the point were Ralph realizes he need to turn ship then he never will

 

[Garth]

Longtime customers of the Vickers business donated money for Faiths college fund.

Faith, you are a selfish, evil cunt.

 

[Mulp]

Mrs. Vickers thinks her daughter won't be home for Christmas. My fucking black heart. Fuck ER and Faith. Again, Vickers, let your daughter fail. She made a big girl decision, let her deal with the big girl consequences. When Ethan leaves her pregnant for a younger girl, cheats on her or they run out of money...let. her. SUFFER.

 

[Moufang Loop]

I could never imagine making my mother this upset and not doing anything to fix the situation. Faith is sociopathic.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

"...I'm gonna fuck him and enjoy every minute of it" - Mr. Vickers 2020

 

[John McAfee]

Call your mom, Kiwi's

 

[Fucker Worm]

God damn listening to Mrs. Vickers crying is heartbreaking. Is it honestly worth it to get Faith back? The more information they devuldge on her, the less sympathetic I feel towards her. It's just fucked.