vlog | girlfriend reacts to my new bra, torrid haul & weight loss talk - we have reached a new low - 07/09/2020

[dacwcman68]

I adore how she makes a point to state that her venti guava passion fruit drink is 290 calories while passionately ignoring that it has 49 GRAMS of sugar

 

[fvckm3]

The Tongue Thrusters Watch

White devil showed itself at 0:54 seconds
Dont know her full history, but has she ever acknowledged how much she smacks her lips & sticks her tongue out all the time?
I have such a deep visceral reaction every time I see her tongue

 

[497]

she says there's a video showing her multiple polka dot bras, where?? it's weird to think she is an A cup yet all of the snapchat cleavage pics she posts catfishing everyone...

didn't she get bookmarks a couple of years ago from Krystle for Christmas? I know it's been a couple of years but I don't think I've seen her use them even once. They probably got lost in the hoard...which the new hoard is crazy on her bed. It looks like the rug they bought is on there, never to be used. is that the real cactus that Becky bought her?

 

[literally low-key]

she says there's a video showing her multiple polka dot bras, where?? it's weird to think she is an A cup yet all of the snapchat cleavage pics she posts catfishing everyone...

didn't she get bookmarks a couple of years ago from Krystle for Christmas? I know it's been a couple of years but I don't think I've seen her use them even once. They probably got lost in the hoard...which the new hoard is crazy on her bed. It looks like the rug they bought is on there, never to be used. is that the real cactus that Becky bought her?

I agree. She has never shown us her multiple polka-dot bras and since I've been watching she must have bought bookmarks a dozen different times.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Nobody's mentioned it yet, so I'll guess I'll be the first.

She hasn't read a single page of that Dean Koontz book.

Look at the pages. There's no folds in any of them, just the random spot where she placed her tacky bookmark to signify progress.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Wyświetl załącznik 248965 proof she has at least two, I think...still gross as AF. Both are now gray with enough grease to fry fish.

I remember this charade, she's like "I bought five of the same at Kohls, cuz that was all they had, I'm holding one,"and she does holds it up for a second, but it looks new and small, "I'm wearing one", the one we see, "and like two are in the wash and there's two over there", or some shit. Yeah, there's two bras at most, and we can all see how stressed it is, and this photo is from two years ago, she's still wearing it, with her weight gain. All I can say is ouch. Just let em go free, it makes no difference at this point goooorrrllll.

She did make a video about her bras ages ago, and we didn't really see all of them, just two. But I'm convinced the one she is holding she just put dots on an old one that doesn't fit. The dot pattern is too random.

 

[Smiling with air]

The Tongue Thrusters Watch

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White devil showed itself at 0:54 seconds
Dont know her full history, but has she ever acknowledged how much she smacks her lips & sticks her tongue out all the time?
I have such a deep visceral reaction every time I see her tongue

She looks like Barf from Spaceballs

 

[Autisticats]

Such a mystery why the thumbs knee is hurting,
couldn’t be the extra 50 pounds she’s put on in a few months perhaps..

 

[smallmilk]

I really wanna see the old bra to assess the damage. Iirc one of the cups was completely obliterated.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Nice thumbnail.

 

[mysterymoment]

Oh my god Amber buying MLM shit from paparazzi. I would kill for an Amberlynn MLM saga

 

[Fapcop]

Wait... So 400lb Becky night have a knee problem?!

Color me shocked, stunned and surprised!

I’m sure that’s totally unrelated to the fact that those poor fuckers are carrying like two or three times as much weight as they’re supposed to. Yup.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

The Tongue Thrusters Watch

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Her face is noticeably rounder, this is promising...

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Maybe 'musty basement ' is a double entendre? They are lesbos after all.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

I want nothing more than to see Amberlynn get recruited into an MLM. The only people she could possibly try to sell to are her adoring viewers, and even the most charismatic and convincing salesmen lose money in pyramid schemes. Can’t wait to watch her spend all her AdSense bux to build an inventory of 15¢ jewelry made by starving asian children that will sit taking up space in her apartment until the end of time.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I want nothing more than to see Amberlynn get recruited into an MLM. The only people she could possibly try to sell to are her adoring viewers, and even the most charismatic and convincing salesmen lose money in pyramid schemes. Can’t wait to watch her spend all her AdSense bux to build an inventory of 15¢ jewelry made by starving asian children that will sit taking up space in her apartment until the end of time.

She could hold Paparazzi Parties in her apartment where everyone sits on the couch that smells of her own "musty basement".

 

[497]

this vlog confirms she's on the bottom floor. wonder if she just got lucky finding the bottom floor or if they moved someone up for all the reasons mentioned already (people downstairs having to hear 800lbs walking around, the risk of falling through the floor, etc)

 

[Darth_Texan]

I agree. She has never shown us her multiple polka-dot bras and since I've been watching she must have bought bookmarks a dozen different times.

She keeps buying bookmarks because she starts a book, gets bored with it, puts her bookmark in the book and never picks it up again. So the bookmark ends up in her hoard, never more to see the light.

 

[HiusHarja]

She keeps buying bookmarks because she starts a book, gets bored with it, puts her bookmark in the book and never picks it up again. So the bookmark ends up in her hoard, never more to see the light.

What's the purpose of buying bookmarks (other than a souvenir for a family member you don't like)? Why can't she just use an old receipt or a piece of paper or anything else. Why does she have to waste money on the most useless thing?

 

[Haesindang Park]

What's the purpose of buying bookmarks (other than a souvenir for a family member you don't like)? Why can't she just use an old receipt or a piece of paper or anything else. Why does she have to waste money on the most useless thing?

To prove that she has "more stuff" than her hadurs.