💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[PimpKramer]

Some more prime examples of the comedic genius of Dax Herrera.
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That one about wrestling is just a rewording of "Wrestling is a soap opera for men/rednecks" which was a funny observation 10 years ago and has been done to death. What a hack.

 

[Old Man Mario]

That one about wrestling is just a rewording of "Wrestling is a soap opera for men/rednecks" which was a funny observation 10 years ago and has been done to death. What a hack.

Come on! He said anime to appeal to his Loli fanbase.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Lol.

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CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE IMAGERY IS FUNNY AND GOOD YOU FUCKING TROLL SEARCH ENGINE RIGHT WING SJW

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Someone mentioned that Who Are These Podcasts is doing a DickHeads podcast episode with Sean as a guest.
WATP has a real problem where it often ends up being more boring than the boring podast that's supposed to be made fun of for being boring ; this was one of those episodes.
I immediatelly forgot the name of the dudes doing the Dickheads podcast but I can't wait to see them here after Dick doesn't let them ladder climb and get a cut of the patreon cash.

I agree, WATP is dull as fuck. I think it’s because they only do a surface level analysis by making fun of the couple episodes of a podcast they listen to. So they overlook a shitload of potential entertainment. So it’s nothing but wasted potential and it gets dull at a certain point, which WATP passed a long time ago.

 

[Sped Xing]

I like WATP in general, but this episode was definitely a snoozefest. Sean is not interesting.

The highlights were

Loli and pedophilia mentioned within the first 30 seconds, and many times revisited. Maybe Jewsh was right about pedo stink never washing off, hrm.

Sean says he wants to wring Dax's neck and he loves him. I'm holding out for the TDS finale being a murder / suicide.

Kiwi Farms mentioned many, many times, including Karl specifically referencing my previous WATP recap, which is all I've ever wanted in this life.

Anemic Stuttering John segment and

NO SEAMUS


What's even the point, Karl?

 

[Faalbian]

Okay. I'm going to listen to this WATP thing now.

Edit: I did and it was kinda boring.

What's you people's opinion on the WATP/Dickshow crossover where they read Maddox's book?

 

[Sped Xing]

It's kinda interesting if you think George is interesting.

 

[Crystal Golem]

CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE IMAGERY IS FUNNY AND GOOD YOU FUCKING TROLL SEARCH ENGINE RIGHT WING SJW
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Google and their frikkin' Christian bias strikes again.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Okay. I'm going to listen to this WATP thing now.

Edit: I did and it was kinda boring.

What's you people's opinion on the WATP/Dickshow crossover where they read Maddox's book?

They’re alright. The zoophile one in particular is delightfully disturbing. The show in general is at it’s best when the subject is some flavor of deluded or depraved.

 

[waffle]

Is dick just always on speed or coke when he records? He has or had that heart rate monitor on the screen and I don't think I've never seen it below 100. For reference your heart rate when you're sitting around just neutrally talking should be like 80 or less, especially for somebody like Dick that works out all the time.

 

[waffle]

Vito is a one hit wonder desperately trying to make it big in entertainment. Hes like Dax but somehow even sadder

I'm certain Vito has a lot of drama/lolcow shit we don't know about in his closet, I can feel it in my bones. I suspect he sees dick (and to a lesser extent Digi) as a lightening rod that insulates him from scrutiny for being a total weirdo because they're bigger draws.

 

[SargonF00t]

He's 20, not that you could tell by looking at him
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Doing drugs is alpha, a-logs BTFO!

I read that someone was saying that Riley is part Japanese, well unfortunately for Riley, that part is his cock.

one of dax's awful pics is getting memed on by his own discord, and he takes this opportunity to explain to the plebs that it's actually a reference to a classic burt teynikds photo. So joke's on you if you've laughed at that weird gross pic because it's actually alpha and chad and 100% not gay.

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I thought that was a pic from Burning Man in Israel.

This one is thanks to @Kraut highly recommended I use it a lot.
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That illustration is magnificent.

 

[Sped Xing]

Is dick just always on speed or coke when he records? He has or had that heart rate monitor on the screen and I don't think I've never seen it below 100. For reference your heart rate when you're sitting around just neutrally talking should be like 80 or less, especially for somebody like Dick that works out all the time.

I think he's just a fat fuck who thinks doing curls once a week constitutes healthy living.

He does brag about using coke, but to an extent he sounds like that edgy kid in 7th grade who totally smoked the LDS shrooms right before class, man.


Either way I bet he's well past his halfway mark on life.

 

[Rebis]

He does brag about using coke, but to an extent he sounds like that edgy kid in 7th grade who totally smoked the LDS shrooms right before class, man.

Mormon shrooms hit different.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Funny thing is, I ordered a shirt a few months ago, my order fucked up because of Corona, and it came two weeks before this trash fire.
I still like the show, I still enjoy it for what it is, but I’m not gonna wear that in public. So I just cut the sleeves off and it’s relegated to the home gym closet.
Null better not fuck up too badly, I’ll run out of shirts.

Mormon shrooms hit different.

It’s like underage beer, the disobedience makes it better.

 

[Pissmaster]

I think he's just a fat fuck who thinks doing curls once a week constitutes healthy living.

Dick's arm sizes have been all over the place throughout the two shows, he was looking pretty buff in that one Biggest Problem video that was shot at Maddox's house. I get the sense that Dick works out hard for a couple of months at a time, and then lets it slip for several more until one day he gets frustrated from huffing and puffing after walking up a flight of stairs.

Also, he needs to do leg day more. Strong legs = strong ass, just like Mr. Ass Billy Gunn

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Dick's arm sizes have been all over the place throughout the two shows, he was looking pretty buff in that one Biggest Problem video that was shot at Maddox's house. I get the sense that Dick works out hard for a couple of months at a time, and then lets it slip for several more until one day he gets frustrated from huffing and puffing after walking up a flight of stairs.

Also, he needs to do leg day more. Strong legs = strong ass, just like Mr. Ass Billy Gunn

He’s one of those people who used to be an athlete, but age caught up to them faster than they knew how to work around it. You see a lot of guys who think they can workout like their still 20 when they’re a 40 year old drinker.
You can still be lifting at 40, you just have to be a bit more measured with it than a young gymrat. Dick, clearly, doesn’t measure shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The charitable description of Dax’s body would be chubby. The accurate description is fat and flabby.

 

[Quorthon]

The charitable description of Dax’s body would be chubby. The accurate description is fat and flabby.

And he is clearly balding at an accelerated rate. In a couple of years he's going to look like a mexican Robert Kelly.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I'm certain Vito has a lot of drama/lolcow shit we don't know about in his closet, I can feel it in my bones. I suspect he sees dick (and to a lesser extent Digi) as a lightening rod that insulates him from scrutiny for being a total weirdo because they're bigger draws.

I've said it before, something about Vito reminds me of Anthony "A-Log" Logatto. And it is not just the fat Italian with glasses desperate to be a comedian thing either. Something about the guy says to me that there is some very embarrassing shit he has 1. Either done and 2. Is probably still into. Whether he keeps a lid on it or if it gets out into the public eye I guess will determine his cow status.