🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

CRP COMING ON?!

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

CRP COMING ON?!

He's on now, mic is way too low
Edit: muted

 

[Circumspicious]

Coach reminds me of some boomer from The Thick of It for some reason. He's so transparent.

 

[GameDevAnon]

"I trust you Coach Red Pill. There has never been a moment in my entire life where I have ever doubted you." - @Jester69

 

[soy_king]

Why would you name your kid Rex? That's a dog's name.

Because Alex knows his spawn are Kangz.

 

[GameDevAnon]

This dance party is unironically epic. This is the best show @Jester69 has ever done, and I'm being 100% serious.

EDIT:
What are those polaroids in the background? Are those pictures of Phantom Organization's serial killing victims?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I think PO's sanity has finally broken. Let's take a moment to honour the sacrifice of a great man. ✝

 

[Circumspicious]

I think PO's sanity has finally broken. Let's take a moment to honour the sacrifice of a great man. ✝

This is a fantastic stream though for sure. I appreciate what he's doing.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Chris-chan + anime music = ?

 

[MeltyTW]

Chris-chan + anime music = ?

its pure kino, best incidental mash up ever

 

[Delicious Diversity]

its pure kino, best incidental mash up ever

Now this is true meme magic before our eyes.

 

[Postal Pippa]

I went outside to smoke while CRP was on and I come back to this. Did we win?

 

[Circumspicious]

The most offensive thing about this stream is PO's drunken Navin impersonation.

 

[buying gf]

At least we're getting a pillstream, just not from Ralph.

 

[MeltyTW]

I went outside to smoke while CRP was on and I come back to this. Did we win?

In a very esoteric sense yes, we have abandoned the material Earth and transcended, flying over the trashburgers and out of the grasp of Ethan's gunted finger tips and his trap of filthy worldly desires.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

PO has once again proven that he's our best friend online

 

[buying gf]

PO didn't realise the Killstream had ended

 

[AutismAwareness]

PO didn't realise the Killstream had ended

he completely tuned it out. its so boring.

 

[No dignity]

Here's his top 15 by trophy completion percentage.

Wyświetl załącznik 1567822

>Horizon Zero Dawn
That's the game he would mention that Nora would play all the time when she would visit the states lmao.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I spent a good hour writing a parody song.

Title: The Gunt (Parodied From the Weight)
Songwriter: Cal Trollia

Lyrics


I went to Richmond
I was half passed dead
I just came from San Fran
Now I need a place to lay my head
"Hey Ralph can you tell me
Where is the bed"
He did his ugly grin and said
"You're first going to give me head"

take a load off shanny
take a load off Dax
Take a load off shanny
And (and and and)
You're gonna carry that Gunt (You're gonna carry that Gunt)

I came to his room to play some kingdom hearts
The first thing I noticed, it smelt like a bunch of farts
Dax said "I like me some Loli"
Andy said "No I like to chloroform"
Ralph said "there's room for both because he got some Molly"

Take a load off a Tranny
Take a load off a Jack
Take off the load off a Tranny
And (and and and)
You're gonna carry that Gunt (You're gonna carry that Gunt)
Chris couldn't stop obsessing, over a crazy girl
Ralph had other plans to ruin his world
He leaked a sex tape
But it was not rape
She was in the loony bin, she had no idea of the tape
The thing that made the tape so famous, Ralph is out of shape.

take a load off shanny
take a load off Dax
Take a load off shanny
And (and and and)
You're gonna carry that Gunt (You're gonna carry that Gunt)

I went back to Virginia
I believe the tape was leaked
The whole world saw my vagina
Now everyone knows my ass reeks
It seems my parents lost their faith
My dad is giving Ralph his Wrath
I thought he was shooting blanks, iI' ma baby momma.

take a load off shanny
take a load off Dax
Take a load off shanny
And (and and and)
You're gonna carry that Gunt ( You're gonna carry that Gunt)