vlog | trader joes haul, taste test, & getting stuff done [08/31/2020]

[pistolwhipped]

Amber tries to justify her purchases by lying and saying the sweet things are for Necky. Neither of them should be going on a "sweet kick".

Spoiler: Listed haul

Air popped popcorn
Crispy Crunchy Ginger Chunk cookies - For Hannah and Rafe
Georgia Pecan Butterscotch Chip cookies
Freeze dried berry medley
Peaches
Banana bread - For Becky
Well rested herbal tea
Crystallized candied ginger
Chocolate chip cookie dunkers
Chocolate chip cookies
Crunch dried honey crisp apples
Broccoli slaw and kale salad with white chicken
Mushroom medley
Vegetable pad thai
Fresh squeezed lemonade
Organic orange strawberry banana juice
Ricotta and spinach tortellini with red pesto
Riced cauliflower bowl
Country potatoes with wild mushrooms
Cauliflower pancakes
Organic acai bowl
Mashed potatoes
Chicken breast tenderloins
Baby carrots
Organic brown rice
Chicken and cheese tamales
Reduced fat melk
Grilled chicken strips
Macarons
Shelled edamommy
Organic rice cakes
Creamy peanut butter
2 chocolate dipped coconut luna bars
Chocolate coconut almonds
Brown rice pasta
Chicken recipe jerky sticks - For Twinks
Tortellini filled with pesto
Everything but the bagel seasoning
Apples
Sparkling pink lemonade
Ayygs
Mac n cheese
Green goddess salad dressing
Dark chocolate mint creams - Beckster
English toffee with milk chocolate
Chopped romaine lettuce
Buffalo style hummus
Mint watermelon black tea
Pasta with vegetables and basil pesto
Dark chocolate covered bananas
2x chicken breast

First of all WHY SO MUCH C H I C K E N jesus christ

Second of all I've had those chocolate chip cookie dunkers and I'm telling you they're dangerous as fuck. That entire package won't last longer than 2 days max in the hands of those beasts.

Edit: Let's also not forget that Becky and her chaotic SwEeT tOoTh are also supposed to be doing WW

 

[literally low-key]

Becky's head and face has doubled in size!!!!!

 

[BerriesArnold]

Wyświetl załącznik 1561615How many years has Becky had these moldy vans slip ons? I'm surprised Amber doesn't make Becky check them at the door

I kind of feel like we're witnessing some form of child abuse here. Amber, buy your little boy some new shoes

 

[Fleasburger]

10 minutes into the video and I already want to get off the ride. Necky talking adds 15 minutes. Rules of space time or something.

At least it looks like they went outside? I mean, if all her videos are going to be over 20 minutes long, she's going to have to try harder. This is literally two regular videos put together. Ambabies will drop like flies over this. There's nothing new AND it's 20 minutes long! What's she even going to do next vlog since the haul box has been checked? She's going to have to come up with ideas which we know she won't.

Edit: great rebranding. I wonder what that pornstar is gonna do if she see it. Fight fight fight! That'd be interesting. Hamber is so ready to attack on Twitter, let's see her do it to someone just as official.

 

[BallBuster]

I counted at least 5 different types of cookies. Just wow.

 

[mekalekahi]

Video was shit. Anyways her and Becky know that you can go into a store and not buy every single thing you think looks good right? They literally walked down the freezer isle at trader joes and picked up every cookie that's above the frozen food. Is Becky actively trying to gain weight? I thought last year she was dying from some sodium related issue wtf is going on? She seems to be soothing herself with sugar and booze.

 

[kiwirevolving]

She's worried about riding in the car to go visit Becky's family because of her incision but she wasn't worried about that when going to multiple stores to do groceries nearly every day and going out to eat?

 

[Single_Sock]

She's worried about riding in the car to go visit Becky's family because of her incision but she wasn't worried about that when going to multiple stores to do groceries nearly every day and going out to eat?

Is she still using surgery as an excuse? She should be fully healed by now. Maybe she's regretting not milking it more.

 

[Very Honest Content]

This rebranding is even worse than when DarkSydePhil has a vest celebration only to introduce a different colored vest for him to possibly wear for $100 in tips during a stream. At least that's funny cringy, this is just shaking my damn head cringy.

Trader Joe didn't deserve this, he did nothing wrong dood.

 

[AmberAlert]

No layyyghs no watch. Dance piglet dance.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Becky feels bad asking for a refill at a restaurant? These two have never struck me as being the most polite, I'm guessing they tip poorly or not at all as well.

 

[Greengames]

Another Starbucks 'tea' in the largest size for Al and Thumb yum yum

You know she thinks Starbucks is a trendy coffee shop and shes a cute thiccccc bitch drankin Sbux. All these cool stores like TRADER JOES and STARBUCKS. Ooo.

Wyświetl załącznik 1561615How many years has Becky had these moldy vans slip ons? I'm surprised Amber doesn't make Becky check them at the door

Amber's black wommart flats looked like a tight ass sock on her. She probably doesn't even notice. As long as Becky can press on the peddle with them and bring her to stores she doesn't care.

 

[stronkwonk]

This makes me feel yikes-y. Extending leash, hooked to collar only(that's somehow still too big?) for their obese chihuahua, walking toward the street.

Aside from that, feeling a little spergy on their drive-thru-moment. the "biggest size" at starbucks isn't venti, it's trenta, so they accidentally got even more bullshit. If Becky "gets awkward" saying venti and just says "the biggest one", then she is way under-counting the calories for these drinks. venti is 24oz, would've been 130cal base, the trenta is 30 oz and 180 cals base- depending on if you get someone that cares to measure instead of just dumping syrups in until "that looks right". those little cake pops are 160 calories too.
"I don't like those things on the inside, it looks like mold." bro it's a FRESH FRUIT what are you TALKING about

 

[Honzou]

They both look like they'll be dead before 40. Amber's hairline and sunken, discolored eye sockets are especially horrific. Hey at least she doesn't have to worry about retirement funds.

 

[8008135]

No-Necky is so goddamn fat she now looks like the theoretical human who could survive a car crash.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Shit tones of cookies, candy, and ultra processed premade meals. shocking.

 

[ZooSmell]

What gets me the most is Amber's so smug, I told you so type of attitude. I told you I lost weight, I told you I had cancer, I told you I shower every day. How can this bitch act like she takes such massive strides in self improvement everyday when she very clearly doesn't? It's gonna give me hypertension at this rate. Even when she pathetically cries and brakes down It's always never her fault and always a result of hayders boolyinh her. I must have some secret BDSM torture fetish because I keep coming back.

 

[Kurdoğlu]

The kiwi starfruit refreshers are evidently 270 calories w 59g of sugar for a trenta. Cake pops: 160kcal/18g sugar. Grand total: 430kcal/77g sugar for an afternoon snack. Gorl is likely already over her WW points for the day, even with her fudging the points for her salad.

She continues to claim she's getting better by saying "I never used to stand up while straightening my hair", hoping to trick both herself and the viewer into thinking she's made amazing progress.

 

[giga melt]

She didn't even film at Trader Joe's? Despite it being such a big deal they'd never been? She has no idea how to make content at all. At least if she'd gone in and touched everything she could troll people.

 

[ADHD]

Btw her new intro sucks. That was my least favorite tiktok. Why didnt she used the one where she catches a cheeto in her mouth?

She used that particular TikTok video because she thinks she looks hot in it.

Well, now we know what she was wearing when she posted that Snapchat with her tits all hanging out. Does anyone remember when she bought it/did anyone at the time match it up with the model on Torrid's site to see how it's supposed to look? It seems very loose around her shoulders but I suppose she had to get a bigger size to accommodate her shelf and gunt.

I thought she wasn't going to talk about her health on YouTube anymore, only Patreon? Good to know her incision is, like, amazeeen.

Nope, no thinning here, no sir. Also we can tell you were straightening it to try to cover the fact that it's gross and greasy and unwashed, you're not fooling anyone. And that stuff she's using to wash her face does not make it "smooth".