Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[Jigglyjogglers]

I will be absolutely gobsmacked if Biden repeats the most infamous mistake of Clinton's campaign and ignores Michigan.

I won't. They simply can't use him for more than an absolutely minimal amount of campaigning, and Harris won't do them any favors on that front either. She may be young, charismatic, and brownish but the more they put her out there the more her record's going to be brought up, and she simply doesn't have the political momentum Hillary had to just shrug off the fact that she's almost as much of a scandal-ridden disaster.

No, at this point I think they're hinging all their hopes on the amount of mail-in ballot cheating they'll be able to get away with. It's going to get steadily more blatant and steadily more obvious but that's their plan. I don't think they're even trying to actually win the election the normal way at this point, the campaigning is more of a formality to make it look like they are.

 

[X Prime]

I really didn't know where to put this, the Something Awful thread or here. It works for both.

It's just so cringy.

 

[Aegir]

I really didn't know where to put this, the Something Awful thread or here. It works for both.

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It's just so cringy.

why are they all so obsessed with trump's dick?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I really didn't know where to put this, the Something Awful thread or here. It works for both.

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It's just so cringy.

Like a very slightly more articulate version of a Chris-chan rant.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

God there was a time people thought SA was the coolest thing on the internet. Good lord how the mighty have fallen.

 

[Aegir]

God there was a time people thought SA was the coolest thing on the internet. Good lord how the mighty have fallen.

its been over a decade at least. to completely honest I'm shocked people still browse that place.

 

[CrippleThreat]

why are they all so obsessed with trump's dick?

Projection.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

its been over a decade at least. to completely honest I'm shocked people still browse that place.

I used to know a journopig that was a hardcore SA adherent. In its current social justice terrorist phase, not even "the old days". Was loud and proud about how they were a force of good and never, ever did anything to anyone that they didn't have coming for being evil.

He also, when shown it, defended that article about how to use Reddit as a source when you're a journalist.

 

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"It's afraid..."

I am a little worried though we're all being played. I've been gaslit by these fucks so many times I don't know if any of these new polls are genuine, or if they're doing it to pull the rug out from under our feet in November. Either way, I guess we'll see.

Cautiously optimistic.

Well, remember this -- thanks to the left trying to destroy anyone who disagrees with them, righties aren't honest on polls anymore, which means there's a very very real "shy voter effect." So beyond just the left electioneering via poll fuckery, they don't really know anything for sure anymore, either.

And even then, with that fog of war + them intentionally fucking with the numbers... they're starting to scream out every alarm and warning they can.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Well, remember this -- thanks to the left trying to destroy anyone who disagrees with them, righties aren't honest on polls anymore, which means there's a very very real "shy voter effect." So beyond just the left electioneering via poll fuckery, they don't really know anything for sure anymore, either.

And even then, with that fog of war + them intentionally fucking with the numbers... they're starting to scream out every alarm and warning they can.

This is why Trafalgar are the nation's most accurate pollsters. They're the only polling institution that recognizes and quantifies the "shy Trump voter" effect.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

I used to know a journopig that was a hardcore SA adherent. In its current social justice terrorist phase, not even "the old days". Was loud and proud about how they were a force of good and never, ever did anything to anyone that they didn't have coming for being evil.

He also, when shown it, defended that article about how to use Reddit as a source when you're a journalist.

I'm giving you a winner sticker because it takes a lot of guts to be friends with the clinically retarded

 

[tehpope]

I really didn't know where to put this, the Something Awful thread or here. It works for both.

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It's just so cringy.

I'll keep saying it: Killing Trump is the worst move possible. If the right can prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Trump was killed by the left, its game over for the party. Trump's death would rally his fan base so much to get justice. Even if it was shown he died of natural causes. The worst part is that it'll faster erode our freedoms and give the government more power. And no one will stop them as they'll shout over everyone who disagrees with them.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

I really didn't know where to put this, the Something Awful thread or here. It works for both.

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It's just so cringy.

This prayer will be in vain, since, if anything, Yahuwah Elohim protects Trump from his enemies. The evidence to this is literally unassailable.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I'll keep saying it: Killing Trump is the worst move possible. If the right can prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Trump was killed by the left, its game over for the party. Trump's death would rally his fan base so much to get justice. Even if it was shown he died of natural causes. The worst part is that it'll faster erode our freedoms and give the government more power. And no one will stop them as they'll shout over everyone who disagrees with them.

It would cause a civil war if something like that happened.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I'm giving you a winner sticker because it takes a lot of guts to be friends with the clinically retarded

I was more "acquaintances" after a certain point, in large part because he refused to keep politics to the containment channel and kept baiting me and the few other right-leaning people on the server with stuff on the other channels. He finally got a small handful of people openly criticizing him for it, at which point he fled while crytyping about how he just couldn't handle the toxic environment where he had to tiptoe around politics all the time.

Out of probably two dozen people on the server, I and maybe two others were the only ones that disagreed with him politically. The rest are all left-wingers but at least vaguely reasonable people who don't like the socjust bullshit. He and the server's token socialist simply could not take an environment where only 90% of people agreed with them politically instead of 100%.

But it's an interesting thing to keep in mind for all these TDS sufferers who whine about getting into arguments with their mean nasty Republican family. Like the journopig, most of them are probably baiting their family into said arguments, trying to make them mad, and then getting offended when it works.

 

[It's HK-47]

I'll keep saying it: Killing Trump is the worst move possible. If the right can prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Trump was killed by the left, its game over for the party. Trump's death would rally his fan base so much to get justice. Even if it was shown he died of natural causes. The worst part is that it'll faster erode our freedoms and give the government more power. And no one will stop them as they'll shout over everyone who disagrees with them.

Thomas Wictor wrote about that scenario once, before they nuked his original account off of the platform. I can't remember the exact wording, but the gist of it was essentially that if someone from the Left murdered Trump, they would have no idea what sort of Hell they would unleash. They might think Trump is bad, but Mike Pence is their worst nightmare. Pence would immediately assume authority, and he would become a horrifying beacon of righteous fury.

He didn't mean that in a particularly positive way, he meant that in the sense that Mike Pence, fueled by a desperate need to "put these animals in their place" and restore the Fear of God would come down on this country like the Sword of fucking Damocles. Oh, we'd get peace, the riots would stop, but it would cost us damned near everything in the process because Mike Pence would demand order, no politician would dare stand in the way due to the optics, and all of us would be so pissed off that we'd let him do it.

The worst thing that the Left could ever do would be to flick the "on" switch for Mike Pence. That man is a religious Terminator and we'd all get a Bible rammed so far up our asses that we'd be picking Psalms out of our teeth. A lot of people probably like that idea, and given how insane that a lot of these people have become I can definitely see why, but I don't think that letting a Bible-fueled Cotton Hill go Deus Fucking Vult on all of us is a particularly good idea.

I'm very glad that Trump's security detail is air-tight, because that doesn't sound like a fun scenario, to me.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Thomas Wictor wrote about that scenario once, before they nuked his original account off of the platform. I can't remember the exact wording, but the gist of it was essentially that if someone from the Left murdered Trump, they would have no idea what sort of Hell they would unleash. They might think Trump is bad, but Mike Pence is their worst nightmare. Pence would immediately assume authority, and he would become a horrifying beacon of righteous fury.

He didn't mean that in a particularly positive way, he meant that in the sense that Mike Pence, fueled by a desperate need to "put these animals in their place" and restore the Fear of God would come down on this country like the Sword of fucking Damocles. Oh, we'd get peace, the riots would stop, but it would cost us damned near everything in the process because Mike Pence would demand order, no politician would dare stand in the way due to the optics, and all of us would be so pissed off that we'd let him do it.

The worst thing that the Left could ever do would be to flick the "on" switch for Mike Pence. That man is a religious Terminator and we'd all get a Bible rammed so far up our asses that we'd be picking Psalms out of our teeth. A lot of people probably like that idea, and given how insane that a lot of these people have become I can definitely see why, but I don't think that letting a Bible-fueled Cotton Hill go Deus Fucking Vult on all of us is a particularly good idea.

I'm very glad that Trump's security detail is air-tight, because that doesn't sound like a fun scenario, to me.

Fuck me it sounds like paradise. Bring on the Empire!!

 

[It's HK-47]

Fuck me it sounds like paradise. Bring on the Empire!!

Imagine the 9/11 "give up your freedoms" panic on steroids. I have no interest in seeing 50 more versions of the Patriot Act all written according to the Gospel. Pence wouldn't be remotely close to being the only person exploiting that fear to clamp down harder on all of us. Everyone and their extended family in D.C. would be champing at the bit to push their bills through the door before everyone starts thinking about the long-term repercussions, again.

 

[Markorian]

Thomas Wictor wrote about that scenario once, before they nuked his original account off of the platform. I can't remember the exact wording, but the gist of it was essentially that if someone from the Left murdered Trump, they would have no idea what sort of Hell they would unleash. They might think Trump is bad, but Mike Pence is their worst nightmare. Pence would immediately assume authority, and he would become a horrifying beacon of righteous fury.

He didn't mean that in a particularly positive way, he meant that in the sense that Mike Pence, fueled by a desperate need to "put these animals in their place" and restore the Fear of God would come down on this country like the Sword of fucking Damocles. Oh, we'd get peace, the riots would stop, but it would cost us damned near everything in the process because Mike Pence would demand order, no politician would dare stand in the way due to the optics, and all of us would be so pissed off that we'd let him do it.

The worst thing that the Left could ever do would be to flick the "on" switch for Mike Pence. That man is a religious Terminator and we'd all get a Bible rammed so far up our asses that we'd be picking Psalms out of our teeth. A lot of people probably like that idea, and given how insane that a lot of these people have become I can definitely see why, but I don't think that letting a Bible-fueled Cotton Hill go Deus Fucking Vult on all of us is a particularly good idea.

I'm very glad that Trump's security detail is air-tight, because that doesn't sound like a fun scenario, to me.

Nah son, with president Pence we'd be going Deus VOLT.

 

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Thomas Wictor wrote about that scenario once, before they nuked his original account off of the platform. I can't remember the exact wording, but the gist of it was essentially that if someone from the Left murdered Trump, they would have no idea what sort of Hell they would unleash. They might think Trump is bad, but Mike Pence is their worst nightmare. Pence would immediately assume authority, and he would become a horrifying beacon of righteous fury.

He didn't mean that in a particularly positive way, he meant that in the sense that Mike Pence, fueled by a desperate need to "put these animals in their place" and restore the Fear of God would come down on this country like the Sword of fucking Damocles. Oh, we'd get peace, the riots would stop, but it would cost us damned near everything in the process because Mike Pence would demand order, no politician would dare stand in the way due to the optics, and all of us would be so pissed off that we'd let him do it.

The worst thing that the Left could ever do would be to flick the "on" switch for Mike Pence. That man is a religious Terminator and we'd all get a Bible rammed so far up our asses that we'd be picking Psalms out of our teeth. A lot of people probably like that idea, and given how insane that a lot of these people have become I can definitely see why, but I don't think that letting a Bible-fueled Cotton Hill go Deus Fucking Vult on all of us is a particularly good idea.

I'm very glad that Trump's security detail is air-tight, because that doesn't sound like a fun scenario, to me.

Speaking of good ol' Tommy Boy...

https://twitter.com/COsweda

This guy gives me some serious Thomas vibes. Wonder if he decided to make a sock and jump back in after a while. Of course, searching for Thomas Wictor lead me to... this post by the same account.