REBRANDING MY CHANNEL

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bubble tea powiedział(a):
No one cares about her Wommart trips, but I guess I have to accept that she's just too retarded to see that her life is incredibly different from successful YouTubers. Hell, ALR isn't even enough of a train wreck at this point to maintain a solid viewership.
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Her only hope, honestly, is to lean in to the trainwreckage and hope for some gawkers.

krazy orange cat powiedział(a):
So I guess her channel will now be "crap you can buy at Target".
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This is petty as hell, but I can never stop snickering when she does a GRWM or something and she's like, "Oh, and I'm wearing Streetwalker Red lip gloss, number 123, by Dollar Tree... it's probably full of lead and the tears of Chinese orphans but I bought it in fifteen different shades because it had a unicorn on the package" or "My earreens are from Wommart's spring collection, and this kyuuute pendant isn't actually a repurposed curtain tassel, it's from the auction I won on eBay full of literal garbage".

Like... gorl. Come on.
 
I give it about two weeks before she posts another mookbong or gets on camera and cries about her mentulz.
 
I'll give it a week and a half until she uploads an "eat with me" video.

Edit: ninjad
 
if Amber cut out all the embarrassing circus attraction Fat Girl Does Fat Things shit there wouldnt be any channel at all. She has no interests, no hobbies, no ambitions or skills or talents. Amber is like some kind of blank slate humanoid, existing and half heartedly reacting to the world around her. The only reason she devours fastfood all day every day isnt even because she likes food, it's because it chemically hits the part of the brain that make it feel good, and crave more sugary-salty-fat slop.

Translation: Look forward to next weeks fastfood mukbang, weigh in, NEW DIET PLAN! followed by another fastfood mukbang and reasons why new diet plan wasnt for her.
 
ADHD powiedział(a):
Also she doesn't seem to realize she doesn't release "trainwreck videos". She, herself, is a trainwreck. As long as she keeps making videos, the trainwreck continues.
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So very true.

I thought she didn’t pick her thumbnails, but now she’s not only admitting she does but basically admits she picks the grossest ones. Nice job.

Maybe she can do book reviews: “Hey guise so *tap tap tap* this book is like amazing. I got it at Dollar Tree and read the front cover and had to buy it. *squeals like pig* It’s about a girl who doesn’t know she’s a lesbeen but like develops this crush on the new girl in her high school, and OMG you guise...”. Kill me now.
 
IF FatAl could ever stick to anything this would be the death knell for her channel. And we could look right back to this very video to see where it actually drew it's last fat breath. Luckily for the Nomasaurus she can't, so the dinosaur lumbers on. Idiot really thinks she's interesting and people wanna watch her shop for tacky shit. Her income is gonna sink faster than Chantal on the Titanic and Thumby's gonna be filling one lifeboat by herself as she sails away.
 
The opening bell has been run in the comment section gorls. Joe Lawry is making quite the showing.
 

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The moment she sees just how low her views will be in the next video, she'll be back to pigging out to thousands of people on youtube.

Can't change who you truly are, Amber.
 
Lol she's clearly still riding her manic high hence the desire to make all these big changes (also explains why she thinks this will be the time she manages to keep a schedule after years of trying and failing)

As soon as she sees her 'positive' content isn't bringing in the money she needs or she finally crashes and remembers how much easier it is for her to make money eating and crying on camera she'll go back to it. Also maybe I'm imagining it but did anyone else think she sounded different in this video in terms of voice pitch/fluctuation? It reminds me of that fake voice she did back in Krystle era
 
Rebranding from "boring fat cow burning money and being a cunt" to "look how i kill myself in slow motion"

or she is rebranding to make those sweet videos about her muntal patreon only
 
I was on my way down here, I stopped at a convenience store. I’m waiting in line to pay and Amber Lynn puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheap-o one-gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch and a nasty rotting banana. She turns to the clerk and says to him “my girlfriend just had an operation; she can only eat certain things.” I look at her and I go “yeah right, what did she have an obesity transplant?”
 
krazy orange cat powiedział(a):
The opening bell has been run in the comment section gorls. Joe Lawry is making quite the showing.
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So she's going to continue to buy more useless stuff from walmart, while knowing her views are going to dwindle down to nothing since nobody really wants to watch any of that, which means she'll have even less money to spend.

*yawn* Amberlynn logic.
 
Thumb Butler powiedział(a):
This is a great idea for a Only Fans channel.
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Here are my OnlyFans channel ideas for Amberlynn:
  • WATCH ME MASTURBATE
  • TRYING OUT SEX TOYS WITH BECKY!!!
  • NUDE CHINESE TAKEOUT MUKBANG + WATCH ME SHOWER
  • I GET A RIM JOB FROM BECKY WHILE EATING SPICY CURRY
  • WATCH BECKY EAT CHOCOLATE OFF OF MY BODY
  • WATCH ME PLEASURE BECKY
  • TWERKING IN LINGERIE
The possibilities are endless. It might attract Null too.
 
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