🐮 Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[A Cardboard Box]

Gaslighting MF#8 right here

Wait do, do you think predictions are prophesies? You cannot be this insane.

I have seen you pretend to read hebrew, defend spousal rape, and screech about your husband on this site because he ghosts you, but this is a new level of insanity.

 

[Spergichu]

I have seen you pretend to read hebrew

Funny you mention that. I thought about how she once said she had over 300 hours in studying Hebrew and doing her Biblical 'research' online. For the sake of simplicity, let's round 300 up to 312 hours, with 24 hours in a day, that brings it to 13 straight days of research. Now, she obviously didn't spend every second of some two weeks researching, so lets say she spent 3 hours a day doing her studies. 3 hours are an eighth of a day, so 13 times 8 is 104 days. So a little over three months of research. Coincidentally, a 3 credit course at your typical college has roughly the same number of days where a student would spend 3 hours studying both in and outside of class. Melinda is saying she's an expert on Ancient Hebrew and interpreting scriptures based on the equivalent of a 3 credit college class. Not to mention the fact that most college classes have structured lesson plans made by actual professionals and not just some articles written by randos on the Internet that could easily pose as professionals. Also my prior statement about 10 year olds having more time logged in Fortnite still stands.

 

[Deadpool]

I have yet to be served by the court, or beheaded by a cartel. I'm starting to get bored and will probably make other plans.

 

[ConSluttant]

I have yet to be served by the court, or beheaded by a cartel. I'm starting to get bored and will probably make other plans.

It's comments like this that make me wish I had engaged Melinda so that I, too, would have caused enough butthurt to be named in her lawsuit. I have to say it's a whole lot of fun to be able to answer a lol cow's legal flailings instead of just posting on the net about them. But the waiting to be served when they don't know who you actually are does take the wind out of your sails. Buck up you wonderful bastard.

 

[break these cuffs]

I have yet to be served by the court, or beheaded by a cartel. I'm starting to get bored and will probably make other plans.

Has Marshall stopped propositioning you for sex yet?

 

[Toasty]

Apparently an employee at a mailbox place was served a few days ago, and this means somehow that null has been served. Not sure how @TamarYaelBatYah the brilliant legal dropout worked that out, but here we are. No one has been served. At least no one here.
The only one who can be served here is null, who has made it very easy, and yet morons like this bitch still mess it up.
Earlier she had claimed it was because the mail was slow b/c covid. Now she had it served at an electronic mailbox. How does that take days to arrive? If null had received it, he would post it, like he has posted literally every other legal notice, dmca attempt, lawyer letter, you get my drift.
If Melinda had his signed acceptance of service, we all know that she'd be plastering it here as if it meant fair accompli that her stupid lawsuit had merit and was won, just like she always does.
Serving Josh is a no brainer. He'll even give you instructions.

 

[Deadpool]

Has Marshall stopped propositioning you for sex yet?

Nah. I let him blow me on his birthday though.

 

[Penile Fracture]

Linda hates Paul because he Europeanized Christianity. He made Hellenized Christianisty and told Europeans it was okay not to chop their dicks off like the kikes do.
Sorry to tell you this Linda, but you're not a Jew. Unless you can present evidence like a 23andme or geneaological record, the Israeli's will bar you as a shiksa from their ethnostate. Remember, diversity is only for us goys.

 

[lamp]

Earlier she had claimed it was because the mail was slow b/c covid. Now she had it served at an electronic mailbox. How does that take days to arrive?

the website she keeps linking says it was served to a Joshua Moon in Florida. I’m not 100% sure, but does he have a US address anymore or is he still abroad?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Melinda has claimed that she has formally submitted paperwork to the Israelis to emigrate, along with her children. This is almost assuredly a lie. Not that it matters. She would absolutely be denied aaliyah, and so would her children. The Israelis consider Melinda's brand of 'judaism' to be complete rank heresy, a gibberingly stupid mishmash of poorly understood religious doctrines and outright falsehoods. She is not jewish by blood, and she is not jewish by religious beliefs or practices.

I'm just leaving aside the reality that Melinda and her children (and Marshall, especially) would be completely unwelcome to emigrate to any first-world country. She has nothing to offer. She's a benefits sponge, and that's never going to change. She's malicious, she's litigious, and she has zero desire (or ability) to integrate into any society, anywhere on earth. And Marshall's a violent felon, no one wants him.

Fleeing to Israel or daydreams about living as a 'nomad' are just that: daydreams. Fantasies of escape. I can't blame her for dreaming about escaping her life, it's objectively shit. But I don't have to play along with her lies and delusions, I just point out exactly what they are.

 

[redcent]

It's comments like this that make me wish I had engaged Melinda so that I, too, would have caused enough butthurt to be named in her lawsuit. I have to say it's a whole lot of fun to be able to answer a lol cow's legal flailings instead of just posting on the net about them. But the waiting to be served when they don't know who you actually are does take the wind out of your sails. Buck up you wonderful bastard.

Probably for the best. Funny as it would be Mel thinks all or at least some of the people in her lol suit are people she knows. And the less she goes off on people IRL the better. She's probably already been going after her landlord or butcher or baker or whatever calling them Deadpool or Toasty or God knows what

 

[Toasty]

the website she keeps linking says it was served to a Joshua Moon in Florida. I’m not 100% sure, but does he have a US address anymore or is he still abroad?

I make it a habit to never follow any links she puts up, as historically they have led to poorly sourced, uncredited, factually lacking, historically inaccurate, grammatically distressing articles that she paid some website to host.
But to answer your question, to my knowledge, and I could be mistaken, as I have never tried to write him a letter or serve him papers, Josh lives overseas, but maintains legal mailing and business stuff in Florida. I also have absolute confidence that the moment he received service in this case it would be cross posted all over this site.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You're a sexist who thinks mom's have no life outside of their children. Your mama must have raised you like a spoiled brat





That's not what I said. You're an idiot. Who is prejudice against gypsies and nomads.

You also are a false prophet.



Gaslighting MF#8 right here

Do you ever read what you type before you press "POST REPLY"?

 

[Spergichu]

Do you ever read what you type before you press "POST REPLY"?

Unfortunately, I think Marshall slammed her head against the counter one too many times and now she can barley form a cohesive sentence.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

So Melinda, where do you see yourself in 10 years - how does all of this (the lawsuits, the cdc stuff, the offspring, the midg- I mean Marshall, the religion) play out, ideally? I don't mean that cynically, I'd love for you to paint a picture of where you'd be going if it all went your way.

I'll be menopausal in 10 years. No more birth pangs!

I have other goals and ambitions but I'll keep them private. You guys would just make fun of me!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Unfortunately, I think Marshall slammed her head against the counter one too many times and now she can barley form a cohesive sentence.

I thought that was just her hitting her head because of her various mental illnesses. Should we send her a safety helmet?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Strange turn of events

 

[redcent]

I have other goals and ambitions but I'll keep them private. You guys would just make fun of me!

Could it be? Are you finally learning?

 

[Toasty]

I'll be menopausal in 10 years. No more birth pangs!

I have other goals and ambitions but I'll keep them private. You guys would just make fun of me!

You've stated your pride in being a "breeder" . You are not a prophet, you don't know when you will stop being able to have children. Isn't that up to your Elohim?
Even with your 10 year prediction, that still leaves you ample time to have 5 more kids, even accounting for "ecological" breastfeeding.
According to you, no form of birth control is acceptable. Not even abstinence. How do you plan to not get pregnant again?

 

[Kosher Salt]

the website she keeps linking says it was served to a Joshua Moon in Florida. I’m not 100% sure, but does he have a US address anymore or is he still abroad?

She sent it to the Kiwi Farms' address for legal servicing (click "Contact us" at the bottom). But she's suing Joshua Moon personally, not Kiwi Farms or Lolcow LLC.