🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Did he buy a keytar that in the photo was held by some toothy 9/10 thot and now he opened the package and there was only the keytar?
Time to sue eBay.
 
He makes these claims, like he ordered something on eBay and got ripped off, then offers no context nor proof. What exactly did he order? How did he get ripped off? Did he think he was ordering a home face-lift kit, then when he opened it there was just a note that said "LOL, there's no fixing that face!"?

Edit: It's almost like he just makes shit up, hoping for attention and ass-pats.
 
He also over-uses that crying-laughing face emojii so damn much it's making me never want to use it again. No one is laughing with you Russ.
 
The Dude powiedział(a):
He makes these claims, like he ordered something on eBay and got ripped off, then offers no context nor proof. What exactly did he order? How did he get ripped off? Did he think he was ordering a home face-lift kit, then when he opened it there was just a note that said "LOL, there's no fixing that face!"?

Edit: It's almost like he just makes shit up, hoping for attention and ass-pats.
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So why doesn't he sue if for the first time in history he actually has a valid cause of action for small claims court?
 
The Dude powiedział(a):
---------The Joke---------


---------Your Head---------

Calm down, I was just being silly.
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Just for that, now I expect a Russ Theatre Saga, where he tries to bait local women with theatre tickets...but he can only afford one ticket, so the girl goes in and watches the show while Russ stays in the lobby doing pre-sex pushups in his mangy suit.

Then when she refuses to blow him during intermission, he angrily storms over to the ticket window to try and get a refund on her seat.
 
How much are tickets for the worst seats in the shittiest theatre for the lamest show at the worst time in Utah?
Cause Russ is a nice guy, but not made of money, and if it's over $10 he better get a written agreement of what sexual acts and for how long he will receive in return.
 
Fapcop powiedział(a):
Anyone thinks it’s weird he doesn’t go into more detail? A sexdoll perhaps?

But would Russ be embarrassed about buying one of those?
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I dunno. I think Russ does get embarrassed, but by different things than most people. He freely admitted he gave a guy a handjob for a ride to the brothel. He posts stuff that puts him in a very bad light and doesn't seem to realize he brings a lot of criticism on himself. He gets embarrassed when he's proven to be lying, or when he's called out on his delusions, like the escort who told him to get off his high horse because he wasn't the only guy nice to sex workers. I don't think he'd buy a sexdoll though. That would be admitting he can't get laid, and that contradicts his whole image of being a stud who's good with the ladies.
 
DrJonesHat powiedział(a):
I dunno. I think Russ does get embarrassed, but by different things than most people. He freely admitted he gave a guy a handjob for a ride to the brothel. He posts stuff that puts him in a very bad light and doesn't seem to realize he brings a lot of criticism on himself. He gets embarrassed when he's proven to be lying, or when he's called out on his delusions, like the escort who told him to get off his high horse because he wasn't the only guy nice to sex workers. I don't think he'd buy a sexdoll though. That would be admitting he can't get laid, and that contradicts his whole image of being a stud who's good with the ladies.
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Oh, an escort telling him off?! When did this happen?!

badboy2000 powiedział(a):
He said on quora the other day that he recently purchased one.
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So maybe Ross spent a lot of money on something that looked like a super fancy Real Doll, only to receive a cheap blow up doll?

Ross strikes me as the kind of guy who wouldn’t be embarrassed about a sex doll (“We’re all grownups! Everyone does it!”) but WOULD be embarrassed about falling for an obvious scam.
 
I’m betting he bought one of those silicone-like torso dolls that’s just tits and a vagina. You see them on there sometimes, but they aren’t lifesize. They’re like, 1/2 the size of an adult female torso. I read some reddit thread about a buttmad incel who didn’t read the listing before buying, which is the stupidest thing ever. If you’re buying some weird floppy rubber torso woman, wouldn’t you want to be sure it’s human-sized? I forget what he said he paid for it, but I know at the time it sounded a) way more than one would pay just for a lark, but b) suspiciously cheap for what he thought was a lifesize toy.

I would not be surprised if Slurpy didn’t read the ebay listing for measurements, but instead hit “BUY” at the sight of rubber vag, and ended up with a weird doll-sized sex toy he can’t close his eyes and pretend is Taylor Swift.
 
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I’m betting he bought one of those silicone-like torso dolls that’s just tits and a vagina. You see them on there sometimes, but they aren’t lifesize. They’re like, 1/2 the size of an adult female torso. I read some reddit thread about a buttmad incel who didn’t read the listing before buying, which is the stupidest thing ever. If you’re buying some weird floppy rubber torso woman, wouldn’t you want to be sure it’s human-sized? I forget what he said he paid for it, but I know at the time it sounded a) way more than one would pay just for a lark, but b) suspiciously cheap for what he thought was a lifesize toy.

I would not be surprised if Slurpy didn’t read the ebay listing for measurements, but instead hit “BUY” at the sight of rubber vag, and ended up with a weird doll-sized sex toy he can’t close his eyes and pretend is Taylor Swift.
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I bet he read 'sexdoll' and no further and applied his imagination to what it SHOULD be. I mean he's an idiot who actually thought he could buy a new couch for 17 dollars
 
badboy2000 powiedział(a):
He said on quora the other day that he recently purchased one.
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I stand corrected.
Fapcop powiedział(a):
Oh, an escort telling him off?! When did this happen?!
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I don't recall exactly when, but it was back when he pestering Danica to come see him and she apparently stopped responding to him. He got all indignant and said something to the effect of none of these other guys will care for you, and nobody's nice to you except me, and another escort told him flatly that wasn't true and lots of guys are nice to sex workers. He didn't respond as I recall.
 
DrJonesHat powiedział(a):
I dunno. I think Russ does get embarrassed, but by different things than most people. He freely admitted he gave a guy a handjob for a ride to the brothel. He posts stuff that puts him in a very bad light and doesn't seem to realize he brings a lot of criticism on himself. He gets embarrassed when he's proven to be lying, or when he's called out on his delusions, like the escort who told him to get off his high horse because he wasn't the only guy nice to sex workers. I don't think he'd buy a sexdoll though. That would be admitting he can't get laid, and that contradicts his whole image of being a stud who's good with the ladies.
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His image is a total handsome stud and great guy but can’t get laid because of his disability. He could definitely rationalize a sexdoll since to him it’s other people’s faults (ableism) and not his own on why he’s in a lifelong dry spell. He knows he can’t get laid though, otherwise he’d also not be able to rationalize paying for sex like a lot of incels.
 
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