💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Water-T]

If we play our cards right, maybe she can be manipulated to break in Grug's house and smear shit on his walls, to match all the semen on the floor.

 

[MistaV]

God damn what a shit show. We warned her about Greg that this is gonna happen but she still made an ass out of herself. If she didn’t feed the sharks then this wouldn’t happen to her. Let this be a lesson to all the remaining Onion fangirls who wants his small dick. He doesn’t give a fuck about you and will throw you under the bus if you make him look bad or dare not to stroke his ego.

 

[Kitsunehime]

Is she flipping sides?? What the...I'm not gonna summon our resident schizo but I'm getting those vibes.

...coming to the Farm...challenging people to dox her...getting mad and threaten people to sue them, because the dox was a success...going back to whine at grunge Greg and is butt hurt when he doesn t welcome her with open Arms after starting a Fight at the Farms...now ...hating Greg for obvious Reasons and keep contact with Farmers...
that s the weirdest way to make new friends that i ve ever seen O.o

 

[heatboss]

what

 

[kingkong't]

I bet Grug is so desperate he's trying to twist this situation to earn suk mi points from Kai for rejecting another woman.

Also LMAO at Grug calling that woman curvy to his standards- TO HIS STANDARDS. Truly shows how desperate he is for a loyal paypig now that he's broke as a joke compared to before. He's doing damage control because she's trash but he's also dying of embarrassment.

Wouldn't be surprised if that was one of his main reasons for discarding her. She exposed that info to everyone thinking she actually had a chance when in reality he would rather stick a gun in his mouth than stick his pumped out 3 incher into that lumpy abyss.

 

[alittlebifurious]

This silly, vapid sow. You know how there are times when tires slip in snow or rain, and if one panics and overcompensates they end up crashing? That’s Royal Backfat at this very moment. Get out of the car! You’ve already crashed into three trees and a truck. You fucked yourself over, and no amount of back pedaling will save you. Either you A. Crave any type of attention, even the negative kind and this is the most attention you’ve ever gotten so you are thriving on it, or B. You lack the self-awareness to realize you’re digging yourself deeper and deeper. You’ve gone past the point of no return, and as a cow you really need to learn when it behooves you to trot away.

What’s the wildest part of this, do you guys think? Is it the fact that for a second on his forums, while dragging his delusional GF, Gronk sounded rational? Or maybe it’s the fact that she keeps contributing to her own downfall despite it repeatedly biting her in the super-sized ass?

 

[fvckm3]

It’s most likely that she doesn’t have anyone else to go to. Her leaving husband hates her, her grandparents are disappointed in her, her own kids got taken away cuz she was an unfit mom and it doesn’t look like she has any friends to talk to. She’s just a sad lonely attention whore who has no one to go to like Greg does. This bitch is a pure utter trainwreak. Who wants to be around some psycho hoe who builds her own life on the internet with fake personas, fake life stories (like her being neighbors with Ted Bundy lmao) and always manipulates parts of the truth?

No one does. That’s why she’s came back on kiwifarms to beg for our help and failed to manipulate us to go harass her ex husband, his dad and Greg instead of her. So fucking sad.

She's a oxygen starved narcissistic pathological lying schizo. TBH she's a perfect fit for onion boy but unfortunately for her, she's too fat, too old and got too many miles on her cunt.

edit* did i mention she was fat?

 

[CashMoney!]

Shiloh, Royal Noncefucker, Dogfucker and Greg have remarkable similarities in how they handle their projected image being shattered.

 

[fvckm3]

tell that to me she's now followed me on fucking twitter
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EDIT* HER PROFILE IS BACK UP BOYS. Greg’s Delusional GF

EDIT* gonna archive some choice screen shots
leaving my remarks in Italics

*Apparently she was on husband #3*

HUSBAND #1​

HUSBAND #2​

HUSBAND #3​

*It's confirmed, she's fat*

metroid_fetish making a crippling blow followed by a final kill from @zedkissed60 ​

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*More of her hilarious sperging & threats*

Yes, trumped up charges for letting your kids get diddled & not believing them when they told you. ​

Also not being able to provide adequate housing.​

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Zed caught her in a lie. ​

She first says he wasnt a pedo before they married & after Zed catches her, she said she didnt know. ​

So which is it?​

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lol she prepared to fly to New Zealand and had her attorney contact companies...​

Yoooo we in trouble now lol​

More threats of FBI Agents & her Attorney going after us​

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Officer MEEEEHANN VALUES HIS PRIVACY ​

dumb bitch says his name & tells everyone to google him. ​

Turns out he's dead.​

Damn, she talks like a boomer​

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Finally, gonna leave one last screenshot

Idk why she thinks showing you/us that she's unsubscribing and blocking onision is of any value...
Blocking Onion Boy isnt gonna gonna pwn anyone nor is it gonna make you look any better
The damage has already been done you cow

 

[dfranki723]

If you're still reading the thread Royal Black, just leave it alone. You gotta stop and perhaps just stay fucking quiet for a while. People will forget and you can be an attention seeker elsewhere in the not so distant future.

I'm annoyed that you're giving Greg the chance to pretend he's the good guy. Pack it in.

 

[fvckm3]

no actually you are a liar.
Among the many you spewed on kiwi, here's a few from your twitter before being lynched

Here's your twitter lying about not having kids.

Also saying you have heterochromia & that a heavily edited photo is only semi edited.

apparently she is going to post a video to address onision & she JUST realized he's a douche after he threw her under the bus.... I mean, what about everything else he has done?
I wonder how the fellow pedo Onion boy will respond?
Im literally on the edge of my seat.

edit - added more info/pics / formatting

 

[CashMoney!]

Water is wet, Royal Noncefucker. You've made your bed. Lay in it. You're both child abusers through neglect and cut from the same cloth. The video she posts should just be this picture and some circus music.

 

[Mandaark]

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what

Hello fellow teens! Look how relatable I am!

God RoyalFat pullin out all the stops. I just knew when her little crush manifesto came out we were on the precipice of a little Onion story arc, but I didn't realize she'd go full retard slapfight in the first 12 hrs


My favorite part is that she was willing to fuck another man who, while he didn't fuk actual children, fucked a girl he claimed was like his adopted daughter the moment she turned 18, all after fucking ACTUAL pedophiles!

The only thing that turned her away was his rejection of her and that she is now shamed online publicly in what was most likely her only safe space or escape from reality.
IRL everyone knew she was a pedofucker. Online she could be her true smexy desiBBW self.

Well, cats out of the bag now.

The only way this could get better is if she had proof Onion told her to come here in some sort of gayop-suicide mission so he didn't have to fuk her

 

[MistressCaridad]

What’s the wildest part of this, do you guys think? Is it the fact that for a second on his forums, while dragging his delusional GF, Gronk sounded rational? Or maybe it’s the fact that she keeps contributing to her own downfall despite it repeatedly biting her in the super-sized ass?

Eh, Grugly has no way to justify letting kids be harmed in any way without making himself look bad with the whole Cloey incident. Less rational, more CYA. (Also, the waterhead at least knows better than to piss the farms off.)

Damn, she talks like a boomer

She... she does know that all that is public record, right? Maybe she should call 911 and report all the state governments that have online databases for their public records or third party sites who index these (legally obtained) records.

 

[PittyKitty]

He's terrifed of the farms because the one time he tried to intimate us here with his FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXX (purple carrot) he made himself look like a complete fucking idiot

So... like every single time he opens his nasty mouth?

Edit:regarding Royal Black, she can't save herself now but...
If she has any info that can drag onion down its the perfect timing to publish it.

 

[Dread First]

I was debating whether or not it would be worth my time to make a full-on thread about Jodee/Royal Black but I'm not certain where to go in that regard. Technically, she's a member of the farms which means that I'd have to contact site staff about making a halal thread on her. Even if a thread were to be greenlit, she's still on some measure of lockdown in regard to her various forms of social media within the last 48 hours due to the sheer volume of shit that happened. I also don't have the patience or the mental acuity to really sit down and comb through all of her past aliases to find content suitable for a thread.

I don't want to keep shitting up this thread in regard to constantly posting about the minutiae of what she's done/is currently doing. At the end of the day, my primary focus is on Greg, Lainey, and their failed endeavours. Considering how I'm the one who got the ball rolling in regard to her dox, I figure I should make some attempt to clean up the mess I created. Given that, I figure a concise "meta" post about Jodee that may be linked into the OP of this thread would be a suitable compromise. If a mod wants to fork this post into its own thread, that's 100% fine by me. Anyway, enough rambling. Let's get into the real meat and potatoes about Royal Black and wash our hands clean of this mess for the time being.

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Jodee Norene Kalra / Jodee Norene Everroad / Jodee Norene Gust / Jodee Norene Burns / Royal Black / Jyoti Kaur Rodriguez-Kalra / Harleen Kalra / Excommunicated Onision Orbiter, Confirmed Pedochaser, Confirmed White Trash Fatty Who LARPs Like a Mixed Punjabi/Puerto Rican Woman Online, Lost Custody of Her Kids Due to Criminal Negligence/Child Endangerment

1. Who is Royal Black?

"Royal Black" is the alias of a woman named Jodee Norene Kalra; don't let the ethnic last name fool you, she's just married to a Punjabi man at the moment. In reality, she's an extremely delusional white trash fatty who came under scrutiny in the Onision thread for being an overzealous orbiter on Tumblr. Born on 18 January 1986, Jodee is a 34-year-old woman (at the time of writing) who runs a failing makeup business. At some point in time, she started orbiting Onision; an infamous lolcow who needs no introduction to anyone who's been on the internet in the last 10 years.

She first came under scrutiny on Kiwi Farms specifically because of some... shall we say, "optimistic" Tumblr posts about how she discovered Onision and professes her obsession with him despite both Greg and Jodee being married to different people. She claimed in that post to "know limits," but joining Onision's new forum and becoming a mod seem to betray a conflict of interest on her part. At some point in the last 48 hours, she became aware of her Twitter and Tumblr being discussed here and decided to voluntarily join KF with an avatar she associates with her personal branding specifically to gloat about protecting her tweets. You know, because everyone who ever joined the Farms to gloat about how they're smarter than us autistic losers on the internet always comes out on top. The cherry on top? She decided to join under the alias of @Greg’s Delusional GF as some sort of lame "take that" to us poking fun at her obsession with Grimes.

2. What did she do?

To get a good idea of what her general attitude is, one needs only to look at her very first post on the Farms along with her subsequent replies before getting banned from posting in the Onision thread. As a general rule of thumb, it's not a wise idea to join a forum known for ridiculing others on the internet if you, yourself are the topic of discussion. It's an even worse idea to join a forum with the express intention of effectively saying "Haha, I protected my Twitter account! What are you guys gonna do now, huh?"

A recurring issue that Jodee has is her complete inability to bite her tongue. Within the span of 48 hours, her continued desire to prove others wrong led to her revealing countless intimate details that we were not privy to. Within 24 hours of joining, she got doxed and proceeded to react in the typical fashion that all lolcows do when they get doxed: chimp the fuck out about it on her personal profile while revealing more shit that we weren't privy to beforehand.

Thanks to the diligent work of @zedkissed60, we learned of a rather mortifying secret: that she was convicted on two counts of child endangerment in the state of Indiana and lost custody of her two children. I think I'll let Zed's original post on her profile do all the talking:

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Ouch... her ex-husband raped her two kids and she lost custody of them shortly thereafter. That's a pretty intense thing to have aired out in public. Would you all like to know what her immediate knee-jerk reaction was to this revelation?

That's right: she flat-out admitted that she didn't believe her children when they told her about being molested by her ex-husband. To add insult to injury, she tries to defend herself by saying that she supposedly kept her children well-fed, well-clothed, and well-groomed while this abuse was happening. You know, because all of that is much more important than some arbitrary accusations of molestation, right?

A few hours later, the object of her demented lust was made aware of this deep, dark skeleton in her closet. I think I'll let Mr. Jackson do the talking on his own reaction to the subject:

Oh man... things really aren't looking good for Jodee, are they? He even made a video addressing the situation (it has been archived on the Onision thread). Initially, Greg was willing to give Jodee the opportunity to voice her side of the story on the forums. Of course, things went even further south when Greg was made aware of the finer details on the situation at hand.

Ironic how the extensively documented paedophile/groomer/statutory rapist took issue great offense to Jodee's own criminal negligence. Granted, Greg's not in any position to boast because he let his own daughter fall out of a two-story window. Even so, it would seem that even he has enough common sense to realise that a mother who doesn't believe her own children is fucking reprehensible. When made aware of these details, Greg uploaded another video formally excommunicating Jodee from the Cult of Onision (which was also archived on the Onision thread).

To be fair, Greg certainly has a lot of reasons why he'd want to publicly announce that he's permanently banned Jodee from his Discord server and the forums beyond just doing what's morally right. Even so, such a blow to her ego surely wouldn't go unnoticed. Lo and behold, she decided to come back to KF in order to 'set the record straight,' as it were. Of course this time, she decided to be more 'discrete' by not publicly chimping on her profile that's currently under the watchful eye of dozens of KF users. What did she do? Oh, nothing serious. Just DM a bunch of random KF users her 'receipts.' (special thanks to @bookiedookie for posting them in the Onision thread)

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That's right, she doxed her ex-father-in-law who's an alleged child molester to prove she didn't marry a convicted child molester, she simply divorced one. Talk about poor optics, amirite? She really thought that everyone was pissed at her for marrying a child predator, rather than the more glaring issue of her being convicted of literal child endangerment by refusing to believe her children. For the sake of brevity, I'll edit in all the screenshots at the end of this post. For now, my primary concern is making sure people know precisely why this woman is so controversial.

As of right now, the story is still ongoing with the most recent development being Jodee posting a video of her blocking Greg on Twitter. I'm not 100% certain if I'll be regularly updating this post to include all the latest happenings, but that's the Sparknotes summary version of how some random white trash bimbo ended up derailing the Onision thread. Whether or not Jodee herself will actually be the subject of the next Onision saga is to be determined. Regardless, it's quite the rollercoaster to see how her life got completely destroyed within the course of 48 hours. Certainly, a nice change of pace from all of the awful OnlyFans shit Greg's been doing as of late. Now for the fun stuff!

3. Why is Jodee/Royal Black a lolcow?

Excellent question! While she was originally discovered as an Onision orbiter, she's quite a step up from other orbiters like Blasian. One of the most significant delusions she clings to is this manufactured identity of being a half-Punjabi/half-Puerto Rican woman. As the opening picture would suggest though, she certainly bears no resemblance to anyone that can claim Indo-Aryan ancestry. In reality, Jodee is actually whiter than sheetrock. Don't just take my word for it, Zed did some digging to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she's white trash.

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Fun fact: Jodee claimed that the above photo of her family was from her father's side... even though she also claimed that her father was Puerto Rican. I dunno about you guys, but the burns family as a whole looks like any typical working-class household in Middle America. Zed also found an obituary that explicitly states that Jerry Burns (her father) was a foster child. Combine that with the fact that her mother Shelley was born in Milwaukee, and that's a technical knock-out for any claim she has to being a half-Desi/half-Hispanic woman.

Her current husband, Anil Kalra is a first-generation Punjabi immigrant. Some of her past Facebook aliases are actually predicated upon her co-opting her husband's cultural identity for her own, as evidenced by usernames like "Jyoti Kalra" and "Harleen Kalra." She also claims to be a Sikh as well, despite not adhering to the core principles of Sikhism if her behaviour is anything to go off of. She vehemently denies being white and even resorts to using Google Translate in order to write nonsense in Hindi both on KF and on Tumblr. She also claims to be a proud "IndiaRican" on her Twitter profile. The cherry on top is that her Twitter handle is literally "RaniKaaliRYLBLK." Of course, what she doesn't understand is that "Rani Kaali" literally translates to "Black Queen," which is insanely poor optics for a white woman like her to have on such a woke platform like Twitter.

The cherry on top? This bitch has an OnlyFans too! Not a particularly successful one since it only has one post, but hey, more power to her for further proving she has no concept of Sikhism whatsoever.

Some other nonsense she's spouted in her short time here on the Farms:

• That she's a close personal friend of Pierogi from Scammer Payback on YouTube who'll use social engineering to dox us.
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• Prior to that lie, she claimed to have a friend who's an accomplished cybercriminal who can take KF down. Kinda sad that she was lying about that one because I'd love to see her and Vordrak work together for their own autistic goals, only to fail miserably in the process.
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• That she has two friends from Philadelphia who are both a licensed attorney and a police sergeant that provided her legal counsel. This is despite the fact that such an arrangement would be a conflict of interest.
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• That she can get KF shut down permanently by contacting the hosting service directly and demand that they take down the Farms due to violating the host's terms of service. Mind you, she clung to this assertion even after countless Kiwis told her that Null owns both KF and 1776 Hosting.
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• That she contacted the FBI's cybercrime unit and that they're currently investigating the situation at hand. I guess she could say that consequences will never be the same.
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• Apparently she was involved with some drama surrounding Aaron Carter, but I couldn't find anything too interesting about that save for replies to now-deleted Tweets.​

4. Dox and miscellaneous links

2021 State Route 208
Montgomery, NY 12549

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/RaniKaaliRYLBLK (archive)
Business Twitter: https://twitter.com/TouchOfRoyaltyR (now defunct)
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/royal.black.official (presumably defunct, unless she changed its handle)
18+ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/royalblackonlyfans/ (archive)
Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/officialroyalblack
CashApp: $RoyalBlackJayleh

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Special thanks to @zedkissed60, @bookiedookie, @fvckm3, among others I can't recall at the moment for making this type of write-up even possible in the first place. Yall are the reason why Kiwi Farms is the SGDQ of weaponised autism.

 

[CashMoney!]

That is incredible, thanks for summarising the short and disappointing existence of this unfortunate human being.

 

[fvckm3]

I was debating whether or not it would be worth my time to make a full-on thread about Jodee/Royal Black but I'm not certain where to go in that regard. Technically, she's a member of the farms which means that I'd have to contact site staff about making a halal thread on her. Even if a thread were to be greenlit, she's still on some measure of lockdown in regard to her various forms of social media within the last 48 hours due to the sheer volume of shit that happened. I also don't have the patience or the mental acuity to really sit down and comb through all of her past aliases to find content suitable for a thread.

I don't want to keep shitting up this thread in regard to constantly posting about the minutiae of what she's done/is currently doing. At the end of the day, my primary focus is on Greg, Lainey, and their failed endeavours. Considering how I'm the one who got the ball rolling in regard to her dox, I figure I should make some attempt to clean up the mess I created. Given that, I figure a concise "meta" post about Jodee that may be linked into the OP of this thread would be a suitable compromise. If a mod wants to fork this post into its own thread, that's 100% fine by me. Anyway, enough rambling. Let's get into the real meat and potatoes about Royal Black and wash our hands clean of this mess for the time being.

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Jodee Norene Kalra / Jodee Norene Everroad / Jodee Norene Gust / Jodee Norene Burns / Royal Black / Jyoti Kaur Rodriguez-Kalra / Harleen Kalra / Excommunicated Onision Orbiter, Confirmed Pedochaser, Confirmed White Trash Fatty Who LARPs Like a Mixed Punjabi/Puerto Rican Woman Online, Lost Custody of Her Kids Due to Criminal Negligence/Child Endangerment

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1. Who is Royal Black?

"Royal Black" is the alias of a woman named Jodee Norene Kalra; don't let the ethnic last name fool you, she's just married to a Punjabi man at the moment. In reality, she's an extremely delusional white trash fatty who came under scrutiny in the Onision thread for being an overzealous orbiter on Tumblr. Born on 18 January 1986, Jodee is a 34-year-old woman (at the time of writing) who runs a failing makeup business. At some point in time, she started orbiting Onision; an infamous lolcow who needs no introduction to anyone who's been on the internet in the last 10 years.

She first came under scrutiny on Kiwi Farms specifically because of some... shall we say, "optimistic" Tumblr posts about how she discovered Onision and professes her obsession with him despite both Greg and Jodee being married to different people. She claimed in that post to "know limits," but joining Onision's new forum and becoming a mod seem to betray a conflict of interest on her part. At some point in the last 48 hours, she became aware of her Twitter and Tumblr being discussed here and decided to voluntarily join KF with an avatar she associates with her personal branding specifically to gloat about protecting her tweets. You know, because everyone who ever joined the Farms to gloat about how they're smarter than us autistic losers on the internet always comes out on top. The cherry on top? She decided to join under the alias of @Greg’s Delusional GF as some sort of lame "take that" to us poking fun at her obsession with Grimes.

2. What did she do?

To get a good idea of what her general attitude is, one needs only to look at her very first post on the Farms along with her subsequent replies before getting banned from posting in the Onision thread. As a general rule of thumb, it's not a wise idea to join a forum known for ridiculing others on the internet if you, yourself are the topic of discussion. It's an even worse idea to join a forum with the express intention of effectively saying "Haha, I protected my Twitter account! What are you guys gonna do now, huh?"

A recurring issue that Jodee has is her complete inability to bite her tongue. Within the span of 48 hours, her continued desire to prove others wrong led to her revealing countless intimate details that we were not privy to. Within 24 hours of joining, she got doxed and proceeded to react in the typical fashion that all lolcows do when they get doxed: chimp the fuck out about it on her personal profile while revealing more shit that we weren't privy to beforehand.

Thanks to the diligent work of @zedkissed60, we learned of a rather mortifying secret: that she was convicted on two counts of child endangerment in the state of Indiana and lost custody of her two children. I think I'll let Zed's original post on her profile do all the talking:

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Ouch... her ex-husband raped her two kids and she lost custody of them shortly thereafter. That's a pretty intense thing to have aired out in public. Would you all like to know what her immediate knee-jerk reaction was to this revelation?

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That's right: she flat-out admitted that she didn't believe her children when they told her about being molested by her ex-husband. To add insult to injury, she tries to defend herself by saying that she supposedly kept her children well-fed, well-clothed, and well-groomed while this abuse was happening. You know, because all of that is much more important than some arbitrary accusations of molestation, right?

A few hours later, the object of her demented lust was made aware of this deep, dark skeleton in her closet. I think I'll let Mr. Jackson do the talking on his own reaction to the subject:

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Oh man... things really aren't looking good for Jodee, are they? He even made a video addressing the situation (it has been archived on the Onision thread). Initially, Greg was willing to give Jodee the opportunity to voice her side of the story on the forums. Of course, things went even further south when Greg was made aware of the finer details on the situation at hand.

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Ironic how the extensively documented paedophile/groomer/statutory rapist took issue great offense to Jodee's own criminal negligence. Granted, Greg's not in any position to boast because he let his own daughter fall out of a two-story window. Even so, it would seem that even he has enough common sense to realise that a mother who doesn't believe her own children is fucking reprehensible. When made aware of these details, Greg uploaded another video formally excommunicating Jodee from the Cult of Onision (which was also archived on the Onision thread).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z0HwDLAZegY​

To be fair, Greg certainly has a lot of reasons why he'd want to publicly announce that he's permanently banned Jodee from his Discord server and the forums beyond just doing what's morally right. Even so, such a blow to her ego surely wouldn't go unnoticed. Lo and behold, she decided to come back to KF in order to 'set the record straight,' as it were. Of course this time, she decided to be more 'discrete' by not publicly chimping on her profile that's currently under the watchful eye of dozens of KF users. What did she do? Oh, nothing serious. Just DM a bunch of random KF users her 'receipts.' (special thanks to @bookiedookie for posting them in the Onision thread)

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That's right, she doxed her ex-father-in-law who's an alleged child molester to prove she didn't marry a convicted child molester, she simply divorced one. Talk about poor optics, amirite? She really thought that everyone was pissed at her for marrying a child predator, rather than the more glaring issue of her being convicted of literal child endangerment by refusing to believe her children. For the sake of brevity, I'll edit in all the screenshots at the end of this post. For now, my primary concern is making sure people know precisely why this woman is so controversial.

As of right now, the story is still ongoing with the most recent development being Jodee posting a video of her blocking Greg on Twitter. I'm not 100% certain if I'll be regularly updating this post to include all the latest happenings, but that's the Sparknotes summary version of how some random white trash bimbo ended up derailing the Onision thread. Whether or not Jodee herself will actually be the subject of the next Onision saga is to be determined. Regardless, it's quite the rollercoaster to see how her life got completely destroyed within the course of 48 hours. Certainly, a nice change of pace from all of the awful OnlyFans shit Greg's been doing as of late. Now for the fun stuff!

3. Why is Jodee/Royal Black a lolcow?

Excellent question! While she was originally discovered as an Onision orbiter, she's quite a step up from other orbiters like Blasian. One of the most significant delusions she clings to is this manufactured identity of being a half-Punjabi/half-Puerto Rican woman. As the opening picture would suggest though, she certainly bears no resemblance to anyone that can claim Indo-Aryan ancestry. In reality, Jodee is actually whiter than sheetrock. Don't just take my word for it, Zed did some digging to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she's white trash.

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Fun fact: Jodee claimed that the above photo of her family was from her father's side... even though she also claimed that her father was Puerto Rican. I dunno about you guys, but the burns family as a whole looks like any typical working-class household in Middle America. Zed also found an obituary that explicitly states that Jerry Burns (her father) was a foster child. Combine that with the fact that her mother Shelley was born in Milwaukee, and that's a technical knock-out for any claim she has to being a half-Desi/half-Hispanic woman.

Her current husband, Anil Kalra is a first-generation Punjabi immigrant. Some of her past Facebook aliases are actually predicated upon her co-opting her husband's cultural identity for her own, as evidenced by usernames like "Jyoti Kalra" and "Harleen Kalra." She also claims to be a Sikh as well, despite not adhering to the core principles of Sikhism if her behaviour is anything to go off of. She vehemently denies being white and even resorts to using Google Translate in order to write nonsense in Hindi both on KF and on Tumblr. She also claims to be a proud "IndiaRican" on her Twitter profile. The cherry on top is that her Twitter handle is literally "RaniKaaliRYLBLK." Of course, what she doesn't understand is that "Rani Kaali" literally translates to "Black Queen," which is insanely poor optics for a white woman like her to have on such a woke platform like Twitter.

The cherry on top? This bitch has an OnlyFans too! Not a particularly successful one since it only has one post, but hey, more power to her for further proving she has no concept of Sikhism whatsoever.

Some other nonsense she's spouted in her short time here on the Farms:

• That she's a close personal friend of Pierogi from Scammer Payback on YouTube who'll use social engineering to dox us.​
• Prior to that lie, she claimed to have a friend who's an accomplished cybercriminal who can take KF down. Kinda sad that she was lying about that one because I'd love to see her and Vordrak work together for their own autistic goals, only to fail miserably in the process.​
• That she has two friends from Philadelphia who are both a licensed attorney and a police sergeant that provided her legal counsel. This is despite the fact that such an arrangement would be a conflict of interest.​
• That she can get KF shut down permanently by contacting the hosting service directly and demand that they take down the Farms due to violating the host's terms of service. Mind you, she clung to this assertion even after countless Kiwis told her that Null owns both KF and 1776 Hosting.​
• That she contacted the FBI's cybercrime unit and that they're currently investigating the situation at hand. I guess she could say that consequences will never be the same.​
• Apparently she was involved with some drama surrounding Aaron Carter, but I couldn't find anything too interesting about that save for replies to now-deleted Tweets.​

4. Dox and miscellaneous links

2021 State Route 208
Montgomery, NY 12549

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/RaniKaaliRYLBLK (archive)
Business Twitter: https://twitter.com/TouchOfRoyaltyR (now defunct)
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/royal.black.official (presumably defunct, unless she changed its handle)
18+ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/royalblackonlyfans/ (archive)
Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/officialroyalblack
CashApp: $RoyalBlackJayleh

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Special thanks to @zedkissed60, @bookiedookie, @fvckm3, among others I can't recall at the moment for making this type of write-up even possible in the first place. Yall are the reason why Kiwi Farms is the SGDQ of weaponised autism.

Bravo my autisic brother
if I could suck your dick i'd do it and it would only be 50% gay

 

[Revo]

@Greg’s Delusional GF is spewing info about herself in a DM right now. Don't know where else to put it.
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She hates onision now.

Edit: spelling error

The dm itself it's called Boy pussy and it is made by @Mr Himmler where he shared pics of his irl boy pussy (aka his ass and his dong) in the first pages of this dm. Nowadays this dm is a shitposting place.
I added @Greg’s Delusional GF on that dm for shit and giggles, but I did not expect from her to post on this dm and treating this dm very seriously and personally.

 

[Southern Belle]

Someone a few pages back mentioned there'd be a wetlands update today. How's that going?