💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[John Andrews Stan]

Is he finally starting to run out of shitty non-arguments? That one was extra horrible.

“Starting to”

 

[TheSimpShow]

a c c e l e r a t e

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

I know someone joked about it before, but whats the over/under that someone just straight up starts sending Dax porn of his nephew?

nonononononononononono. I REALLY hope that doesn't happen. Some random kid shouldn't have his life ruined because his uncle is a retard on the internet.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

At this rate Dick's gonna be telling stories about how he got middle school girls to suck his dick for $20 and it's the most ultra chad thing possible.

Nothing is more Chad than going to what Dax calls an all-you-can-eat buffet. Or as its known to the rest of us, a daycare.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

nonononononononononono. I REALLY hope that doesn't happen. Some random kid shouldn't have his life ruined because his uncle is a retard on the internet.

If you shit where you sleep, you can't expect to come out shit free.

 

[MeltyTW]

I know someone joked about it before, but whats the over/under that someone just straight up starts sending Dax porn of his nephew?

any dumbasses reading please do not commit an actual sex crime to own dax. do not molest or sexualize kids to prove a point, especially since at this point hell probably just fap to it to own the karens

 

[instythot]

Only Chads know how Chad this is:

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Well, yeah he's right. If he said that to someone with kids who Dax had subjected to a pro child porn argument at length, he would need a running start to be able to laugh

Keep digging your way out Dax! You'll get there eventually. I be it'll be the most unambiguous and least punchline filled pro child porn quip you can come up with that finally gets you over this momentary speedbump of resistance to your genius

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m tapping out from looking directly at his tweets after this. Can someone pls archive? Thanks, I hit my disgust limit.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

nonononononononononono. I REALLY hope that doesn't happen. Some random kid shouldn't have his life ruined because his uncle is a retard on the internet.

Dick is so fucking stupid it's on the table. He may very well let his nephew stay with digitroon for a week or two just to try and prove us wrong. Followed by 'Uncle Dax, Mister digi showed me what naked kissing is'.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

And on this day I realised that I didnt completely check out of the last 20 years of mainstream comedy because I dont like jokes being made about pedophiles in the catholic church, but because I am uncomfortable with jokes about the abuse and rape of children.

The more you know...

 

[Popper Whiting]

Only Chads know how Chad this is:

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Called it, I said earlier when I stated Dax was Libertine I said his attitude toward pedophilia is "It's not my kid so who gives a fuck?". He'll probably try and run the "it's a joke" defence, but it is not. Dax honestly has no problem with it because the victims are not anyone he cares about and he doesn't believe constraints should be put on people's sexual impulses. The only rights this man cares about are those which enable him and his friends to act in whatever way they see fit, and if other people's rights are trampled or taken away by them doing this he doesn't care.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

If you shit where you sleep, you can't expect to come out shit free.

While I agree that Dax rightfully deserves any shit he gets, his nephew has literally done nothing wrong. He can't control that he's related to Dax.

 

[instythot]

So, where are we at on the tally board for "statements in favor of pedophilia and/or child porn, simulated or not by Dax Herrera" today, and is the growth rate exponential when tracking the two previous days totals?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m sure he thinks his narrative that only a busybody or a “Karen” gives a shit about kids being raped is p based rather than completely unhinged. Please, Dax, devote your next episode to this topic if you think you’re winning.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I’m sure he thinks his narrative that only a busybody or a “Karen” gives a shit about kids being raped is p based rather than completely unhinged. Please, Dax, devote your next episode to this topic if you think you’re winning.

Why stop there? Just make it The Lolicon show with Digi as a cohost every week,

 

[Bob Barker]

So, where are we at on the tally board for "statements in favor of pedophilia and/or child porn, simulated or not by Dax Herrera" today, and is the growth rate exponential when tracking the two previous days totals?

I'm not sure, but my advance online calculator algorithms say that within a week he will be arguing that existing child porn should be legalized because it is victimless since the crime already happened and pedos looking at it won't change that.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I’m sure he thinks his narrative that only a busybody or a “Karen” gives a shit about kids being raped is p based rather than completely unhinged. Please, Dax, devote your next episode to this topic if you think you’re winning.

Oh it's definitely going to be a major topic of the upcoming show. He can scream and yell and have the yes men tell him how right he is to prove us wrong.

I can't wait!

 

[Crystal Golem]

I’m sure he thinks his narrative that only a busybody or a “Karen” gives a shit about kids being raped is p based rather than completely unhinged. Please, Dax, devote your next episode to this topic if you think you’re winning.

Seriously someone should just call his bluff at this point and tell him to do a show on it since its something he clearly cares so much about..

 

[instythot]

Wonder how welcome Dax is at the Rackets household during his next trip to Minneapolis? Chances have got to be pretty low that both Nick and Lady Rackets are complete retards, right?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Over/under on Dax claiming he was molested and drawn by a rapist when he was in preschool and turned out just fine, and also he can’t be pro-pedophilia if he was also a victim? “CHACKMATE”