🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Psicopax]

Mr. Vickers. I'm wearing a mask so you will not recognize me. I have your daughter.
I will need you to deliver 20 bottles of Maker's Mark and 4 full Rx boxes of a benzodiazepine of your choosing.
I will need you to also drop off your Daughter's phone and computer near a drop point that will be determined later.
Your daughter is safe.
For now.
Hurry.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

We are seeing ralph becoming the things the killstream made fun of for 2 years in one summer.

 

[Glade Candles]

How much potential criminal evidence / degenerate material do you think is stored on the phone and computer no longer in her possession?

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

How much potential criminal evidence / degenerate material do you think is stored on the phone and computer no longer in her possession?

Mr. Vickers, we're going to need you to look for more Gunt tapes on your daughters phone.

 

[Circumspicious]

The humiliations increase, Faith's hunger to degrade Ethan grows daily. This would be the best of all possible worlds.

There's no way this would be the only blackmail she'd have on him (serving alcohol to a minor, drugs, etc.)

What else could she take him for? The 50k? Maybe she'll swindle him out of his can and bottle collection slowly over time?
Faith's going to be staying with the Gunt for a while, I think. Like attracts like, and these two don't have anybody else. Faith's a bridge-burning 18 year old, barely a child, and Ralph's a bridge-burning 34 year old, barely an adult. They might go well together.

Shame Ralph had to play his cards the way he did. Even with Faith's consent after the fact the tape still shows him jutting his pig-hoof into a chocolate starfish for him to sniff. Faith might come out and say he was "just breathing heavily" (unconvincingly), but then Ralph's still got his tiny penis on display. And if, for some reason, that turns out to be a deepfake fed-op or something, there's the state of his living conditions. And if she says it wasn't his house, she's got almost an hour and a half of Ade's word to go against. Sweeping all of this up would be like sweeping up an oil spill off the Gulf of Mexico.

Tape or no tape, the guy is a thin-skinned, tradLARPing, self-sabotaging pill addict who lives with his mother in squalor. He's never had a job, all he knows is the paper-thin "gimmick" he lives in. Ethan Ralph is a bonafide lolcow, and he is in a sad state.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Here is another one of Ralph's fans not using their brain pertaining to the Hostage Picture tweet chain.

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Yeah I guess it is none of our business but Ralph makes it our business by making his personal life public.

How in the world can you watch the fucking Killstream and say this shit? The Killstream is built on not minding your own business. All of this is built on some mongoloid displaying his personal life for my entertainment.

There's retarded and then there's this dude, holy shit.

 

[Eddy G.]

He said we would get a picture on Monday he just didn't say which Monday. Ralphamale wins again!

In all seriousness though if Faith would screw over her loving family like that than shes more than capable of doing it to Ralph. Get into his bank account Faith! You DESERVE that money!

The Kino and Nectar just never stops!

 

[Malaika]

Didn't Ralph say he was going to push her more into the background to protect her? Why is the first thing he did when he got his shit-stained hands on her to put her on Camera to "own the haters" ?

 

[TherapyMan]

She's been this way for years apparently, but they act surprised when she dips in the night and skips out to live in the crackshack? They only now figured out she's been deceiving them to this extent? That's either neglectful or willfully blind, either way you go it's not good.

Yeah, I agree. I frankly don't buy the idea that any of the parties involved are innocent actors. I generally don't trust anyone involved in this shitshow to tell the truth, especially as it pertains to their own culpability. The whole situation is a race to the bottom to see who is the biggest degenerate, but it's important to remember that the lesser degenerate is still a degenerate nonetheless.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

They deserve each other.

 

[Eddy G.]

Didn't Ralph say he was going to push her more into the background to protect her? Why is the first thing he did when he got his shit-stained hands on her to put her on Camera to "own the haters" ?

I don't think Faith will want to be pushed into the background. She'll probably make herself known despite Ralph wanting the opposite.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Didn't Ralph say he was going to push her more into the background to protect her? Why is the first thing he did when he got his shit-stained hands on her to put her on Camera to "own the haters" ?

He's a narcissistic jackass.

 

[Funkmaster]

CORNSPIRACY THEORY

What if the Matt Vickers account is and has been under control by Faith all along??

The account had been dormant for four years prior to the harvest... It's not a huge stretch to think she could have known or had access to find out his password.

What if she's been using that to muddy the waters, fuck with @Ahalfwaycrook, antagonize the Gunt...

The way some of the @mattwvickers tweets are worded is immature and not what we would see from a man of his age. Using terms like grift and browsing KF threads don't sit well. Also showing praise for what a great shot Faith is,

Could be wrong, but reading 'his' latest tweets over again with the thought that she's the one composing them makes sense to me.

 

[PhoBingas]

Place bets NOW!

I'll put down 20 CoachCoin on

- Fai cucks Ralph.
- Fai is pregnant and Ethan isn't the father.
- Mr Vickers executes Ralph.
- Schizo emo BF an heros.
- Ralph and Fai get married but divorce.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Here we go again i guess. So after publicly humiliating Faith, and after Faith went through intense psychiatric support... she goes back with the gunt. At this point she deserves everything that's coming to her. She is very responsible for all this and what her family went through. A girl that has such disregard for her own flesh and blood also claims to be jealous and wants to have babies. Quite disingenuous of her though because being with Gunty means most likely she wont have any babies cause his 3 incher will only be firing Maker's Mark and Xanax into her. If by some unholy curse she gets a baby out of this though, can you imagine being the spawn of Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph and an 18 year old slampig with meth teeth ? Can you imagine having to take em both to dialysis while screaming at Karen Farms and by then Josh and probably his family about them being pedophiles ? You will also be accompanied by Rand's kids who will be somewhat trepidatious about going into stream with PPP because he may at any time display his anus, also they will be calling Godwinson a fed. And who can forget uncle Gator...

 

[World Star]

Fai cucks Ralph.

Odds are good since she already did that emotionally with halfwayacuck.

Fai is pregnant

Well in the sextape ralph was doing it without protection and finished inside her so I'd say if she isn't already pregenant she will be by the end of the year.

Fai is playing the long-game for more dirt (blackmail, not thumb sauce).

Pathological liar or not, she's too retarded for the long-game, if she really had half a brain she would've gone back to her farther and pressed charges against ralph for the tape.

Ralph cheats on Fai

Maybe in a year or two but as far as I can see no female would have any interest in ralph after seeing that sextape.

Mr Vickers executes Ralph

Mr Vickers has washed his hands of faith and so there's no chance that he'll get blood on them with 4 other kids to look after.

Schizo emo BF executes Ralph

As it stands he's more likely to off himself after 5 years and his name being dragged through the dirt by Faith's farther and Ralph he doesn't have the energy required to get to kill Ralph.

Ralph and Fai get married but divorce

If they do marry it'll almost certainly end in divorce the moment that Faith has realised how fucked up her life has become due to the gunt's influnce.

Ralph and Fai get married and live happily ever after.

Hard to say happily ever after when it involves the gunt but maybe she'll be with him until the bottle pulls him into his early grave within the next 5 to 10 years.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He said we would get a picture on Monday he just didn't say which Monday. Ralphamale wins again!

In all seriousness though if Faith would screw over her loving family like that than shes more than capable of doing it to Ralph. Get into his bank account Faith! You DESERVE that money!

The Kino and Nectar just never stops!

None of the free museum bullshit either Fai Fai. Ralph has tons of money just laying around doing nothing. It'd be stupid not to spend it on a fun trip to an amusement park before summer ends or a classy hotel in down town New York even!

I mean, that's just a drop in the bucket out of 50,000 fucking dollars, girl.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

All of Vickers' earlier statements about Chris make a lot more sense now that we can factor in Faith's unhinged lying. She's gone to every person in her triangle of drama and told them blatant lies about all the others. Every one of them gets convinced by her that she's the sympathetic character at the mercy of the other two and needs that person's support and protection, and that they should not listen to anything the others say because they did X horrific thing to her. It's all about her juggling all these people.

Of course that still doesn't put them all at the same level. Two of them seem to genuinely be invested in her, even if they're idiots about the way they go about it. The third one only cared about her only insofar as she could help him disprove everybody who was saying it was a physical impossibility for him to even have sex. I'm unironically convinced that's the only reason he recorded the tape in the first place. To prove those people wrong. Even if initially only to himself.

 

[Disheveled Human]

If Ralph is gonna tard wrangle Faith he should at least take her to hot topic or something and get her some fucking clothing that doesn't make her look like a 13 year old kid in the late 80's

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Odds are good since she already did that emotionally with halfwayacuck.

Well in the sextape ralph was doing it without protection and finished inside her so I'd say if she isn't already pregenant she will be by the end of the year.

Pathological liar or not, she's too retarded for the long-game, if she really had half a brain she would've gone back to her farther and pressed charges against ralph for the tape.

Maybe in a year or two but as far as I can see no female would have any interest in ralph after seeing that sextape.

Mr Vickers has washed his hands of faith and so there's no chance that he'll get blood on them with 4 other kids to look after.

As it stands he's more likely to off himself after 5 years and his name being dragged through the dirt by Faith's farther and Ralph he doesn't have the energy required to get to kill Ralph.

If they do marry it'll almost certainly end in divorce the moment that Faith has realised how fucked up her life has become due to the gunt's influnce.

Hard to say happily ever after when it involves the gunt but maybe she'll be with him until the bottle pulls him into his early grave within the next 5 to 10 years.

I'm going to add another option just for you: Ralph goes back to jail and cheats on Fai there. Willingly or not.