💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Had]

"If I had a button to kill every pedophile I'd press it twice" - Null

 

[Superman93]

Null: "If I had a button to kill pedophiles I would press it twice."

DEAR LEADER HAS THE DOUBLE TAP PERK CONFIRMED

 

[High Tea]

So Sean the Sheep is cool with this then? And people say he didn't know about anything and was naive and in the dark.

 

[Guts]

Josh: "You are actually burning down the house."
Dax: "I mean, yeah... but pedophilia is cool in Hollywood, sooo..."
Josh: "Then get out of Hollywood."
Dax: "Whoa there Josh, the whole WORLD is run by pedophiles!"

What the fuck am I listening to?

Edit:
"I'm not afraid of being cancelled for wrongthink (thinking pedophilia is funny)." -Dax Herrera

 

[Had]

The whole WORLD is run by pedophiles!"

So It's ok when you do it?

 

[Friend computer]

He's not mad guys.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

You can really tell Dick has no children and no intention of procreating.

 

[High Tea]

So drag your conservative Christian friends like Doug into this because Jesus would save pedos?

 

[Superman93]

I think the problem with Dick is that making a Pedo Joke is one thing but making pedophile jokes and actually hiring a Pedo on your staff is another thing.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

"PEDOPHILES ARE THE REAL VICTIMS STOP HATING THEM!" - Dax "I get painful throbbing erections when looking at children" Herrera

 

[Superman93]

"You don't fatasize about yourself being a 3 year old girl being rape"
"YES YOU DO!"
Omg Dick please

 

[Had]

"When you watch pornography you more often than not put yourself in the submissive role" - Dick Masterson

Is that a Floydian slip

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

He's actually excusing pedophiles because they're hurting? What the fuck am I listening to?

Christ I wish I didn't name an account based off of something he said on the Killstream.

 

[Love Machine]

Poor fucking Shaun....

 

[High Tea]

Dick - 'Pedo lives have value. All lives have value'
Isn't Dick pro abortion?

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'm sure I'm late but I never really listened to TDS, this shit is like a super cringe, mongoloid nephew of the worst O&A days.

 

[Christ Cried]

Dick has lost it, holy fucking shit

 

[germboy]

Dick should really listen to the recording of this and hear himself talk, this is fucking ridiculous lol
>people don't fantasize about being a 3 year old girl being raped
>>YES THEY DO!

 

[Noproblemo]

Dick noooo. Who could've guessed the guy who pretends to be an alpha male actually self-inserts as the WOMAN.

 

[High Tea]

Why is Dick choosing this hill to die on?